Wow. . . I got 30 reviews. . . YOU'VE ALL MADE ME SO HAPPY! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!
I dedicate this chapter to Hawkeye's Martini, Romancer-4-ever, bluesparkle123, Trivette Lover Heather, and melbo18, who've stuck with my story no matter what. Thanks you guys!
Disclaimer: Look, I'm only 14 years old! MASH was made in the 70's! I CANNOT POSSIBLY OWN IT!. . . No matter how much I want to. . . I only own Vicky, her grandparents, and her friends. . .
Quote of the Day:
-discussing the bible-
Trapper: I peeked at the end, Frank. The devil did it.
What The Hell Is Going On?
Chapter 5 (gasp! I made it this far!)
I expected Trapper to make him and his wife make-out nonstop (Hawkeye made him and Nurse Able do that for most of his time). But nope. Instead, he created a NEW family.
He put the last name as MASH, then created Father Mulchay, Frank, Margaret, Radar, Henry, Klinger, Hawkeye, and himself, all looking almost exactly like the people they were representing. Trapper built the house, got the junk, and let the fun begin.
At first, Trapper seemed to be keeping himself clean, merely getting everyone to be friends with one another. Suddenly, I felt nauseated. I ran to the bathroom and chucked up all that chicken noodle soup, as well as all my lunches from the last school year.
Needless to say, I stayed in there for awhile.
When I finally stopped puking, I stumbled and slipped to the medicine cabinet in the kitchen. I pulled out some Aspirin and swallowed three pills. Then I went back to the room.
As soon as I entered and saw the screen, I went ballistic.
"TRAPPER JOHN!!!" I roared, "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!!!!!"
To say the least, the household was a mess. Poor Father Mulchay-Sim was trapped in a room that was on fire and freaking out, Margaret-Sim was being kissed by Hawkeye-Sim, Trapper-Sim was in his hot tub talking to Nurses Able, Baker, and Bigelow, who probably visited from his house.
I saw a headstone out in the yard and didn't see Frank-Sim anywhere, so I assumed that Trapper killed him. Klinger-Sim (in the girliest outfit we could find) was French-kissing with the ROBOT, and Henry-Sim was 'playing' in the lovebed with Radar. And there were about five baby carriages.
Hawkeye and Trapper, who were laughing hysterically, merely laughed harder. I gave up trying to stay mad after five minutes and joined in with laughing.
About ten minutes later, Trapper and Hawkeye had to use the bathroom from laughing so much. When they left, I smiled evilly.
My turn.
"VICTORIA!! WHAT DID YOU DO?!!" Hawkeye and Trapper screamed simultaneously when they saw who I had in the lovebed. I smiled innocently.
"I always thought you two would make I cute couple," I said sweetly as Hawkeye-Sim and Trapper-Sim emerged from the covers of the lovebed.
I spent the next 10 minutes being chased around the house by them, then spent the next 6 minutes being tickled to death by them.
True, the results of our Sim adventures for me was a high fever and a bad cough, but that was ok. I had fun with Trapper and Hawkeye, two of my favorite characters.
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