You like me still! Thank you so much! I love you all! I went to the yearly Peach Festival in Gilbert today, so here you go! Candy and Peaches! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: Is this still necessary? I DO NOT OWN MASH! JUST VICKY AND HER GRANDPARENTS, OK?!
Quote of the Day:
Klinger: If anything happens, bury me in the blue chiffon!
What The Hell Is Going On?
Chapter 6
Uhoh, BUSTED!!
That night, Trapper, Hawkeye, and I were still playing the Sims. Hawkeye had 6 kids, and 3 adopted kids. But I think he was starting to get the gist that it was bad to have that many kids.
For some reason (I think it was a glitch in the game) Father Mulchay was not dead yet, and still doing some weird kinda dance while he was on fire. Trapper-Sim was now in bed with Margaret, Hawkeye was running around trying to feed all the baby's at once, and Frank's ghost was walking around the house and moaning.
Henry-Sim was French-kissing with Radar-Sim, and Klinger-Sim was in the second lovebed with the robot (somehow).
Oh, I forgot to mention, there's been a new member added: Vicky-Sim.
It's a child, yes (it was the first baby Hawk had), but that was ok. Vicky- Sim was studying on her computer. I think she was the only sane Sim there.
The three of us were so busy laughing that we didn't hear anyone enter the room, until. . .
(A/N: the author would like to inform to the readers that Hawkeye and Trapper, during their bathroom break, told everyone else what they were doing. Also, remember that these Sims look extraordinarily like the people they're representing.)
"PIERCE!! MCINTYRE! VICTORIA!!!!"
The three of us turned and saw a very angry Margaret (I don't think she liked the fact that she was in bed with Trapper) and a very freaked-out looking Frank, watching his Ghost-Sim self wander around the house.
Margaret immediately started beating Trapper with a broom, and Frank sat down and burst into tears, because we (well, Hawk and Trap, anyway) killed him.
That sent Hawk and me howling again.
Soon, all the commotion attracted the attention of everyone else, and soon, the place was in complete mayhem. Henry started screaming at us when he saw his Sim self kissing Radar-Sim.
Radar started screaming and covering his face with his hat when he saw that, the poor father watched in a horrified/fascinated daze as his Sim self burned to death.
Klinger looked positively livid when he saw his Sim self 'playing' in bed with the robot (it came out, but Hawkeye made them go back in).
And the whole time, Hawkeye and I merely sat on the couch and laughed.
At supper that night, Trapper was sulking over his wounds, while Hawkeye and I had to keep leaving the room every five minutes to regain our composure because we kept laughing so much. Everyone (excluding Pop and Granny) kept giving us dirty looks.
Then IT happened.
I was taking a bite from my cornbread when Granny announced, "Vicky sweetie, your cousin Mark is coming over."
I coughed and choked.
Hawkeye assisted me by pounding on my back.
"M-mark?!" I squeaked when I got my breath back.
Let me tell you two facts about my cousin Mark:
He's gay.
And he's a male super model.
Now, I love Mark, yes I do, but he just scares the shit outta me sometimes. He's got long brown hair and a lean body. He's very handsome.
But he acts girlish.
"Yes, Mark." Granny said, nodding and smiling.
"When will he be here?" I moaned.
Mark would be here in two days.
That night, looking up at the ceiling, an evil plan came into my mind.
Mark LOVED patriotic men.
Frank was VERY patriotic. AND he was a major. I laughed evilly.
Ten minutes later, I fell asleep.
Ok, done! Sorry this chapter is so short. Ideas welcome! See ya! Don't forget to review!!!!!