Chapter 9! Eeeep! Never in my dreams did I imagine that this story would be
so successful. And I'm actually finishing it, which is a plus. Half the
other fics that I've started end up only with a few chapters done. LOL!
This chapter is sort of shortish, but it looks longer because of the
author's ramble at the start and end.
Oh, and I'd like to say something to Keeper of Insanity: I know there is more stuff in this story about Aragorn, Legolas, Boromir and Gimli(why is Gimli's name always last?) than Frodo and the Ring. But I have a tendency to go off track with stories sometimes, and veer off with extra stuff that happens to the secondary characters, making them more like the main characters. But don't worry! Since the story is called 'What Happens When Frodo Swallows the One Ring', the next few chapters will be focused a bit more around him, Sam and the Ring than anyone else. So, read on to find out all the stupid things that happen in this chapter with Frodo. And yes guys, just in case you were wondering, I AM crazy........
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******** "Did you just punch me?" Sam queried.
"No- well yes... But at least you know that I am here. And I am still wearing the cloak. I will prove it."
There was the sound of a clasp being undone, and suddenly a light brown cloak flew through the air and landed at Sam's feet. Sam looked surprised. He picked up the cloak, examining it closely. Then, placing it back on the ground, he held out his hand.
"Mister Frodo, take my hand. We must find Gandalf at once." ********
The hobbits hurried through the forest. Sam was having a lot of trouble staying upright, as he kept tripping on Frodo's invisible feet.
"Arrgh!" he cried as he pulled himself up for the third time. "Please Mister Frodo, watch where you are going!" Sam felt Frodo's hand upon his back, pulling him to his feet. Dusting himself off, they continued their journey through the forest to the camp.
"GANDALF! GANDALF!" Sam screamed as he dragged Frodo into the campsite by his hand. The wizard appeared from his tent on their left.
"What is it Samwise? What has happened? Is it Frodo?" Gandalf questioned as he swept towards the hobbits. "Where IS Frodo?"
Sam looked to the wizard, confused. "He is here, right next to me. That is the problem." Gandalf searched the area near Sam, but could, of course, not see the other hobbit anywhere. He turned his eyes back to Sam.
"I do not see him. Did he take off his cloak?"
"Yes Gandalf, sir, but not until after I couldn't see him. The cloak turned invisible too."
While this conversation was going on, Frodo was busy trying to free his hand from Sam's iron grip. The poor hobbit was struggling viciously in his grasp, but could not break loose. Sam was holding his hand so tightly that it was cutting off Frodo's circulation. His hand was turning blue with the pressure, but nothing he did could make Sam let go.
"So Samwise, you are saying that anything that Frodo wears will turn invisible?" Gandalf asked.
Sam nodded vigorously. "I believe so. I assume that since the cloak he was wearing was made of Elven thread, it took longer to change. But I think every item he puts on will vanish from sight eventually, and- AAAAAAAAHHHH!!"
Sam jerked his hand up quickly and examined it. There were two teeth marks in the back of his hand, and two in his palm. Blood trickled from them slowly. Frodo, unseen by Gandalf and Sam, waved his hand about crazily, trying to get the blood flowing back through his fingers. Without meaning to, he smacked Sam hard in the face.
"Oww! Mister Frodo! Do you have a death wish for me?!" Sam yelped, and rubbed his cheek tenderly.
(A/N: At this particular part of the story, I got up to get a drink and some lunch. My really "helpful" sister GubblebumPony, decided that she would have a go at typing to save time on this chapter. As I found it quite... amusing, I have left it in! Enjoy.......)
Frodo looked at his feet and blushed. Two red spots appeared where his cheeks were.
Sam looked at the red spots. "Mister Frodo! Are you...blushing?"
"Yes. Yes, I am Sam."
"Mister Frodo, oh Mister Frodo, I love you!" Sam leapt forward and grabbed Frodo in a tight embrace.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" yelled Gandalf. "That sexy Ring-bearer is mine!" The old wizard grabbed Frodo from Sam and ripped off his shirt. "Never leave me Frodo," he whispered. Frodo smiled.
"I don't intend to."
Sam burst into tears. "Noooooo! Mister Frodo, how could you do this to me?! Why don't you love me as I so love you?"
Frodo laughed. "Don't you get it, Sam?" Sam looked confused and Frodo rolled his eyes. "You idiot! All your life you have been way too over protective. I like a bad boy, so of course Gandalf was just perfect." At this he turned to Gandalf and they locked lips in a fiery and passionate kiss.
"You dirty hobbit!" Sam yelled. "A wizard! Not even your own kin, nor your age! And yet you feel love for him?!"
"Shut up Gamgee," said Gandalf. "Bother Frodo no more." And with that the wizard ran with Frodo into the forest.
"Curse you, Gandalf!" Sam shreiked. "CURSE YOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!"
(A/N: This is where I returned and discovered what she did. And it's also when I told her it was stupidly funny and that I'd leave it in, cause I couldn't think of anything to write. However, I despise slash (unless the characters that it is written about ARE actually gay on the show or in the book or whatever) so I have a surprise for her, which you guys will soon know about! And I have also decided to leave the chapter at this... I don't know why, it just seems right.)
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Yahoo! Chapter 9 is finished, chapter 10 is on it's way!! Now for questions and stuff........
Jaylen: Thanks a bunch! You really think that this story is the best ever written? Wow... umm...... what can I say? Thanks for sending it to your friends, and be sure to tell me what they think of it too, if they don't go on fanfiction.net themselves. Aragorn is annoying, and, while I have nothing against him, it's fun to make fun of him! You said Aragorn looks like your little brother, and I really hope that's only in the cleanliness sense, coz I'd hate to see a kid with a big prickly beard and an ugly dimple in his chin.... Glad you like, and keep on reading and reviewing!!!
elf of avalon: Girlish screams, rabbits and lotr, yes, what could be better than that? What about girlish screams, rabbits, lotr, and a plague of... Well, I'd better not say what the plague is of, or it'll ruin the next chapter! Keep reading!
Mr Padfoot1: No, you cannot eat it. But I may go back on my word and say, you cannot eat it YET. Not until I have finished it, and bought some tomato sauce and mustard.....YUMMY! Glad you like so much! :D
The Noble Platypus: OK then! Thanks for reading, and it does seem that Aragorn cannot get a break, but you never know... His next plan of revenge may be a successful one!..... I guess you'll have to wait and find out.......
Elf with a lightsaber: Yes, I am having Aragorn's last attempt at revenge next chapter, and it may just be a bit more successful than the first. It shouldn't be too long till I update, so keep an eye out! *P.S.: Why the heck did you steal Luke Skywalker's lightsaber?... LOL!
Keeper of Insanity: Wow! So many people think this story is way too funny. I cannot see it as being that hilarious, but that may just be because I wrote it. What Happens When Frodo Swallows the Plantir? LOL! More swallowing... I'll try to do it, but it may be too much. I have just come up with some ideas for Buffy: the Vampire Slayer fics that I think could really be good, and I'd like to do them first, so you may be in for a LONG wait to see that one! Hope you liked this chapter, as it was based more around Frodo than anyone else. Keep reading!!!........
Oh, and I'd like to say something to Keeper of Insanity: I know there is more stuff in this story about Aragorn, Legolas, Boromir and Gimli(why is Gimli's name always last?) than Frodo and the Ring. But I have a tendency to go off track with stories sometimes, and veer off with extra stuff that happens to the secondary characters, making them more like the main characters. But don't worry! Since the story is called 'What Happens When Frodo Swallows the One Ring', the next few chapters will be focused a bit more around him, Sam and the Ring than anyone else. So, read on to find out all the stupid things that happen in this chapter with Frodo. And yes guys, just in case you were wondering, I AM crazy........
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******** "Did you just punch me?" Sam queried.
"No- well yes... But at least you know that I am here. And I am still wearing the cloak. I will prove it."
There was the sound of a clasp being undone, and suddenly a light brown cloak flew through the air and landed at Sam's feet. Sam looked surprised. He picked up the cloak, examining it closely. Then, placing it back on the ground, he held out his hand.
"Mister Frodo, take my hand. We must find Gandalf at once." ********
The hobbits hurried through the forest. Sam was having a lot of trouble staying upright, as he kept tripping on Frodo's invisible feet.
"Arrgh!" he cried as he pulled himself up for the third time. "Please Mister Frodo, watch where you are going!" Sam felt Frodo's hand upon his back, pulling him to his feet. Dusting himself off, they continued their journey through the forest to the camp.
"GANDALF! GANDALF!" Sam screamed as he dragged Frodo into the campsite by his hand. The wizard appeared from his tent on their left.
"What is it Samwise? What has happened? Is it Frodo?" Gandalf questioned as he swept towards the hobbits. "Where IS Frodo?"
Sam looked to the wizard, confused. "He is here, right next to me. That is the problem." Gandalf searched the area near Sam, but could, of course, not see the other hobbit anywhere. He turned his eyes back to Sam.
"I do not see him. Did he take off his cloak?"
"Yes Gandalf, sir, but not until after I couldn't see him. The cloak turned invisible too."
While this conversation was going on, Frodo was busy trying to free his hand from Sam's iron grip. The poor hobbit was struggling viciously in his grasp, but could not break loose. Sam was holding his hand so tightly that it was cutting off Frodo's circulation. His hand was turning blue with the pressure, but nothing he did could make Sam let go.
"So Samwise, you are saying that anything that Frodo wears will turn invisible?" Gandalf asked.
Sam nodded vigorously. "I believe so. I assume that since the cloak he was wearing was made of Elven thread, it took longer to change. But I think every item he puts on will vanish from sight eventually, and- AAAAAAAAHHHH!!"
Sam jerked his hand up quickly and examined it. There were two teeth marks in the back of his hand, and two in his palm. Blood trickled from them slowly. Frodo, unseen by Gandalf and Sam, waved his hand about crazily, trying to get the blood flowing back through his fingers. Without meaning to, he smacked Sam hard in the face.
"Oww! Mister Frodo! Do you have a death wish for me?!" Sam yelped, and rubbed his cheek tenderly.
(A/N: At this particular part of the story, I got up to get a drink and some lunch. My really "helpful" sister GubblebumPony, decided that she would have a go at typing to save time on this chapter. As I found it quite... amusing, I have left it in! Enjoy.......)
Frodo looked at his feet and blushed. Two red spots appeared where his cheeks were.
Sam looked at the red spots. "Mister Frodo! Are you...blushing?"
"Yes. Yes, I am Sam."
"Mister Frodo, oh Mister Frodo, I love you!" Sam leapt forward and grabbed Frodo in a tight embrace.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" yelled Gandalf. "That sexy Ring-bearer is mine!" The old wizard grabbed Frodo from Sam and ripped off his shirt. "Never leave me Frodo," he whispered. Frodo smiled.
"I don't intend to."
Sam burst into tears. "Noooooo! Mister Frodo, how could you do this to me?! Why don't you love me as I so love you?"
Frodo laughed. "Don't you get it, Sam?" Sam looked confused and Frodo rolled his eyes. "You idiot! All your life you have been way too over protective. I like a bad boy, so of course Gandalf was just perfect." At this he turned to Gandalf and they locked lips in a fiery and passionate kiss.
"You dirty hobbit!" Sam yelled. "A wizard! Not even your own kin, nor your age! And yet you feel love for him?!"
"Shut up Gamgee," said Gandalf. "Bother Frodo no more." And with that the wizard ran with Frodo into the forest.
"Curse you, Gandalf!" Sam shreiked. "CURSE YOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!"
(A/N: This is where I returned and discovered what she did. And it's also when I told her it was stupidly funny and that I'd leave it in, cause I couldn't think of anything to write. However, I despise slash (unless the characters that it is written about ARE actually gay on the show or in the book or whatever) so I have a surprise for her, which you guys will soon know about! And I have also decided to leave the chapter at this... I don't know why, it just seems right.)
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Yahoo! Chapter 9 is finished, chapter 10 is on it's way!! Now for questions and stuff........
Jaylen: Thanks a bunch! You really think that this story is the best ever written? Wow... umm...... what can I say? Thanks for sending it to your friends, and be sure to tell me what they think of it too, if they don't go on fanfiction.net themselves. Aragorn is annoying, and, while I have nothing against him, it's fun to make fun of him! You said Aragorn looks like your little brother, and I really hope that's only in the cleanliness sense, coz I'd hate to see a kid with a big prickly beard and an ugly dimple in his chin.... Glad you like, and keep on reading and reviewing!!!
elf of avalon: Girlish screams, rabbits and lotr, yes, what could be better than that? What about girlish screams, rabbits, lotr, and a plague of... Well, I'd better not say what the plague is of, or it'll ruin the next chapter! Keep reading!
Mr Padfoot1: No, you cannot eat it. But I may go back on my word and say, you cannot eat it YET. Not until I have finished it, and bought some tomato sauce and mustard.....YUMMY! Glad you like so much! :D
The Noble Platypus: OK then! Thanks for reading, and it does seem that Aragorn cannot get a break, but you never know... His next plan of revenge may be a successful one!..... I guess you'll have to wait and find out.......
Elf with a lightsaber: Yes, I am having Aragorn's last attempt at revenge next chapter, and it may just be a bit more successful than the first. It shouldn't be too long till I update, so keep an eye out! *P.S.: Why the heck did you steal Luke Skywalker's lightsaber?... LOL!
Keeper of Insanity: Wow! So many people think this story is way too funny. I cannot see it as being that hilarious, but that may just be because I wrote it. What Happens When Frodo Swallows the Plantir? LOL! More swallowing... I'll try to do it, but it may be too much. I have just come up with some ideas for Buffy: the Vampire Slayer fics that I think could really be good, and I'd like to do them first, so you may be in for a LONG wait to see that one! Hope you liked this chapter, as it was based more around Frodo than anyone else. Keep reading!!!........