AN: We really really really really really really like the reviews! This story started out as a one-shot but the one-shot became history, history became legend and legend became myth.

And for 5000 years the story was kept secret until…

"HELGA! I'VE FOUND A PIECE OF PAPER AND IT HAS SOMEKIND OF WRITING ON IT!"

"INGA! I'M STANDING RIGHT HERE SO SHUT UP! THE BIKINICONTEST STARTS IN 5 MINUTES AND IT'S COLD HERE IN THE SNOW IN YOUR UNDERWEAR!"

"THE SNOWDOGS DIG UP A PIECE OF PAPER! I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO READ!"

(yank) "Ummm.. Uh… oh… umm.. Will-… uhhhhh… Willoooow… hehe.. Iiiiisss.. Ma… ma… mamma?… umm… aha! Mad! A,a,a,a… aagggi… Aagai… umm.. Ehh.. Again!"

"What does that mean?"

"I don't know but I have this funny feeling that we should publish iton a fanfiction siteon the internetunder Tv-shows/Buffy the vampire slayer"

"Yes, what a splendid idea! We should call us Geekylicious!"

"Yes! What a great idea!"

"And now readers I'll talk directly to you. Which country am IandHelgafrom? Here are some clues:

Ikea, Nobel and Ingrid Bergman

Guess now ore forever hold your peace.

Chp 5

It was still not a sunny afternoon in Sunnydale, especially not for Buffy since she was lying on the ground recovering after Spikes push.

"You pushed meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Buffy screamed while pointing at Spike.

"Hey I hurt you I really really hurt you hihihihi" Spike sang while jumping around Buffy.

Angel and Willow stood nearby and were discussing what they liked in fries.

"I especially like the crisp around the fries." Willow said while her eyes became dreamy and she drooled.

"Mmmmm doughnuts " Angel said while they both stood whit dreamy eyes and drooled.

"Oy did someone say crisp?" Spike asked.

"Mmmmm, crisps" Buffy mumbled while drooling.

"I have a crisp to you no but does anybody care? Nooooooooooooooooo I don't think soo, nobody cared about my headache and nobody cared about my chip." Spike said while sulking.

"Hey you said chip!" Buffy said heaving her self up.

"No I didn't!"

"Yes you did!"

"No I didn't!"

"Yes you did!"

"No I didn't!"

"Yes you did!"

"No I didn't!"

"Yes you did!"

"No I didn't!"

"Yes you did!"

"WE WANT FRIES, WE WANT FRIES, WE WANT FRIES!" Willow and Angelshouted in chorus.

A cell phone started ringing and playing a tune of 'It's raining men'. Everybody started digging in there pockets looking for there cell. Finally everybody got them up and answered at the same time and a voice was heard "God morning Angels"

"God morning Charlie" everyone said.

"I have a mission for you angels."

"What is it?" Buffy asked

"Don't be such nosy bitch let the man talk!" Spike said

"I'm not a nosy bitch!"

"Yes you are"

"No I'm not"

"Yes you are"

"No I'm not"

"Yes you are"

"No I'm not"

"HELLO, were was I, right, back the mission."

"Sorry Charlie" Spike and Buffy said in the same time.

A min past full with awkward silence until Angel said with his deep voice.

"Boss the missi-" he could hear a burp in the background. "Boss have you been drinking again?"

"Noooo (burp) I drank only water, it didn't look like water, It didn't taste like water but I'm (burp) certain it was wwwaaater."

"Boss hello! The mission." Willow said but there was no response.

"(cough)"

"Yes the mission, I… want.. Fries extra crispy and a coke and pizza mmmm piiizzza."

"Ok… we'll go right now…" Spike said.

"Yeeees. All right but but wait i want a kitten named Fluffy oohh Fluffy(sob) I miss you so much. (more sobbing)"

Klick.

"Let's go by fries" Willow said

AN hope you like It and sorry for the long wait but i hope it was worth it. Plus this chapter didn't answer any of the questions.. oh well, maybe next chapter do! plz r/r!