A/N sorry we have not written for a long time we have been busy with homework.So we thought we would write before we go on vacation. hope you like this chap of uh oh Willows mad again.

PS. in the last a/n we offended our home-country so all you from sweden:

we're truly truly sorry, and we salute you,

Oh Canada! oops, sorry, wrong national anthem,

the real is.. um... wait a minute... um... eh.. it's coming.. eh wtf, just go on and read the new chappie!

Chp 6

It was a cloudy afternoon in Sunnydale as the gang were walking to the burger place (sense they all could not fit in Angels red two-seated convertible.). But the weather was least of there concern sense their boss had given them a big mission, to go get fries. On the road Xander joined them as he was sent to buy fries for Giles (1 question answered, Giles DOES eat fries). It all was going smoothly until Xander said the forbidden sentence.

"Your skin looks soo smooth Angel, how do you do it?" Xander asked.

As Angel heared the remark his eyes lid up, finally after 200 years somebody wanted to listen!

"Well..."

"Oh for the love of God! I've been hearing about this shit for over a century and I'm blood-" Smack! Angel had slapped his hand over Spikes mouth.

"Don't mind him, let me tell you a little story about skin products history. It all began in a little village called Nice, you problably never heard of it, anyway there was this man who..." And Angels story had begun...

27.39 minutes and almost as many sighs later

Angels story had come to an ending and Xander was taking notes and paid very close attention and he hoped of all his heart that Angel wouldn't stop talking. As he thought the end was near Angel finished off his story by saying

"And that's how anti-wrinkle creme was invented..."

The others sighed in relief while Xander was sobbing, but little did they know, Angel had another story coming.

"And now let me tell you how i got into skin-products. It all began in a little village called London, you may not of heard of it but anyway when I was there I saw a vamp with baaaad skin and so i thought sense I'm gonna live forever my skin has to be perfect and I have to look the prittiest I can. Cause no one and I mean NO ONE want's a vamp with bad skin. What if a vamp has herpes and he bites you, you don't want it so it's my duty to look this good"

While Angel was talking, Xander was taking very important notes like:

Herpes BAD

Xander + Angel true love

Perfect skin Goooood + Angel

I love Angel

Perfection Angel

mmm.. Angel

As you might see, Xander is an obsessed stalker. This is only todays notes so here is an outtake from earlier notes:

02.06 AM: I finally got in through the bathroom window. I'm sitting in the closet, sniffing his clothes as I watch him rest on the bed. Damn! He's fine! Note to self: Snatch T-Shirt for night purposes, underpants for other purposes.

08.23 AM: Angel wakes up. He doesn't know that I'm in the closet. He's opening the door. He talkes to me. He says:

"What are you doing in my closet. No one's supposed to know that I'm here until I make my grand entrence."

He looks at me funny as I keep writing in my book that is pink with an angel on fluffy clouds. He still looks at me funny and expects me to talk. But how could I, when I'm paralyzed with loooove. He looks at me annoyed and slams the door in my face. I can hear him go into the bathroom. When I hear the shower running I sneak in.

08.37 AM: As I go to the bathroom I go straight to the hiding place that I've hid in several times. As i watch Angel he begins to soap his upperbody. With gentle smooth strokes he soaps his body. I see the foam reach his...

Hmmm before this turns in to a sleezy novel we stop but before we return to the story itself let's just say that xander sniffed the soap and let's just say that there is a picture not to be spoken of.

Now, back to the story

Angel started to explain how to apply anti-wrinkle creme on the T-zone

"And the T-zone is very important. I know the perfect way, see you start like this"Angel put a finger on his forehead and started to move it he felt a lump. What is this, he thought. He hadn't had a zit for such a long time he almost forgot what it was. But when he realised what it was, he felt all weak, but he mustered up the strenght to scream

"NOOOOOOO! WHY GOD, WHYYYYY! WHY MEEE! WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS CRUEL FATE!"

A/N Now you got to go in Alexander Harris brain and see his twisted mind. Hope you liked it! plz rr! cya dudes!