THE UBER FIGHT!
PART 2: The game room!
Thank you for the review I will now try to make this chapter much better than the first one… but I will still depress you all with the guys who are alive… I already know who dies when and I love making you guys cringe as I allow your least favorite character tolive… actually no but who cares
Disclaimer: I don't own anything here but I do own my brain…I think…
Meh, I'm writing on and trust me you will love this latter into the story
The next day they all went to the game room… except Yoshi who, as it turns out died after DK hit him… so they threw him into the trash can… And the Ice Climbers .
"She's just not ready to walk yet" Popo Said as Nana looked around the room confused… and violated
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(AT THE GAME ROOM)
Fox and Falco were arguing in the corner about how Falco's a bird but cant fly.
"Honestly, You have wings AND a jet pack… you should be able to float at least!" Falco tried to explain but realized that Fox was right… He SHOULD be able to fly… He was really depressed about it for a while.
Playing chess was Gannondorf and Mewtwo.
"I'm evil… Yes I'm sooo evil" Mewtwo kept thinking this over and over again "I wannabe black cause I'm evil" (now I realized the racial element in that statement after rereading this thing again and againand well… I laughed my ass off… please don't be offended I am in no way racist, I am sorry if you are but whatever…on with the story).
"Maybe together we can crush all goodness…" Gannondorf mentioned moving his pieces with voodoo.
"Yes of course! How evil!… I wonder how I could stop that bishop hmmm if he moves it there I don't think I could win… OH CRAP!"
DK and Bowser were playing darts, DK had already made 5 holes in the wall… And he had only thrown 6 darts!
"ROAR ROWR ROWRROWR" DK screamed.
"ROAR RAR RAR ROAR!" Bowser replied.
"WILL YOU GUYS SHUT UP! NOONE UNDERSTANDS YOU!" Luigi screamed before running away from a barrage of darts.
Mario, Dr. Mario, and Peach were sitting at the bar.
"MARIO IM LEAVING YOU FOR THIS MAN! AT LEAST HE HAS A GOOD JOB!" Peach screamed being the drama queen she is.
"But-a Peach-a, What did-a I do?" (yes he went back to Italian annoyance… cause he likes it).
"MY NAMES PEACH! NOT PEACH-A!"
Samus and Link were competing at a target practice thingy as Zelda watched dazed when Y. Link ran up to Samus.
"I had a dream about you!" Y. Link pointed right at Samus
"ARG! YOU STUPID MAN DON'T YOU DARE TRY IT!… wait do I even know you! WHY DOES EVERYONE HIT ON ME WHEN YOU HAVNT SEEN ANY PART OF MY FLESH!"
"Stand Back Young one!" Link looking disgusted with Y. Link "You must learn to control your impulses!" It looked like Link was trying to defend Samus from a rapist as she screamed about how he was just a dirty man and she could defend herself…
"THAT'S IT YOUNG MAN!" Link screamed "ZELDA TAKE THIS BOY TO HIS ROOM"
Zelda just looked confused before taking Y. Link by the wrist and dragging him off
"BUT WERE THE SAME PERSON!" Y. Link screamed getting dragged off
Marth was by the bar showing off his wonderful blue hair and tiara and acting girly when C. Falcon ran up to him.
"Falco refuses my love… WILL YOU ACCEPT… I'm desperate!"
Marth gave some kind of Japanese response and started showing his hair off some more
"WATCH OUT MARTH IT COULD BE A TRAP!" Roy screamed and jumped between them with his sword out
"Fine… I know when I'm not wanted…" C. Falcon sounded hurt and sulked off to try and convince Falco AGAIN. Marth Just walked off to get a drink flinging his hair about not caring.
Pikachu was swimming along when suddenly a lightning bolt hit him…
"PUIKAKAKDFPASDFJKASDORJR ACVODFVS" he screamed as electricity blasted through the entire pool killing all life inside… luckily (or unluckily to you) he was the only one who died
"Wow… I'm gonna be the only one left.. How evil!" Mewtwi lauged like all villans do.
Kirby and Jigglypuff were seeing who could float in the air longer when a stray dart from DK hit Kirby… POP pink bits flew everywhere.
"JIGGY JIGG JIGJIGGY" Jigglypuff screamed as referees came and swept up the pink chunks into a garbage bag.
Mr. G&W was trying to break dance, something very hard for a 2-D person, When he fell through a crack in the ground and started beeping madly. The referees came and tried to vacuum him out but he was to far in there and Kirby, the one chance of getting him out, had been popped. He was left in there and eaten by lice, which is not a very pleasant experience.
Later that day it was 10:00 and they went to the main room…
DUN DUN DUN! Three more deaths and lots of sadness around the corner… please review even if its just to tell me about a new miracle product you found… or at least please read this… ahh whatever I'm gonna update either way.
THE DEATH LIST (no I wont change the style if you don't like it skip over it for all I care)
Fox: alive
Falco: wishing he was dead
Samus: wishing all men were dead
C. Falcon: wishing for Falco
Y. Link: alive with a slight death wish
Link: alive
Zelda: alive
Gannondorf: died inside years ago but I don't care
Marth: alive
Mario: alive
Peach: sadly alive
Luigi: alive
Bowser: pissed at Luigi
Dr. Mario: chance at scoring with peach
Pikachu: died by zapping himself in a pool
Jigglypuff: traumatized
Pichu: died by electric bug zapper portal
Mewtwo: "IM EVIL"
Kirby: died by being popped by DK's dart
Yoshi: died by his head being bashed by DK
DK: murderer
Ice Climbers: alive and loving it
Mr. G&W: died by getting eaten by lice
Roy: scarred he might die
Once again Review and I might actually care what you say… I'm not too good at writing but hey I'm hoping to get better and give you something funny while I'm at it.