THE UBER FIGHT! CHAPTER 3!
An 'evil' alliance
Disclaimer: I do not own Nintendo or voodoo or evil people but I do own the word flatoblehof… if it was a word
I am extremely happy to have one whole review…(maybe I'll get more someday) don't worry I'll kill Marth soon enough… he's too much of a pretty boy to go unscathed… hmmm I wrote this a day before I submitted it (and I knew I would wait a day) that's because I like to watch you not care as I pretend you are suffering… I might update once a day but that's if you're good and give me a dollar… I will still write another chappy once a day……maybe… ahh who cares if my fanfic is a flop I'm gonna make this story work if I have to hypnotize you all!
So later in the day they all went to the main room for an assembly of sorts… as in all assemblies everyone was pissed off… except the person on stage!
"Greetings!" a weird looking hand yelled as blood spurted out from his wrist "I am Master Hand!" he yelled waiting for an applause (don't ask how we know it's a man) no one clapped however. "Anyway… You have all been invited to this tournament to see which hero/villain/thingnooneloves is the greatest of them all… obviously if you have died so far you are not the greatest".
After this many voices yelled…
"HOW DARE YOU PLAY WITH OUR SOULS!" Link screamed heroically.
"OH MARIO! CARING MORE ABOUT GREATNESS THAN ME!" Peach cried.
"But-a peach-a, I-a didn't know!" Mario replied trying to convince her unsuccessfully.
"IM PEACH NOT PEACH-A!".
"ummm ok?" Zelda was confused… or scarred… or both.
"FATHER! I WILL AVENGE YOUR DEATH!" Fox yelled with his fist in the air.
"Dude your dad was killed by Andross… and we took care of that like… GET YOUR HAND AWAY FROM THERE!" Falco screamed.
"But cutie its sooo fun!" C. Falcon giggled.
Gannondorf was doing some sort of voodoo.
The Ice Climbers just sat there looking lovingly at each other ignoring what was going on around them.
"ROWR!"… "ROAR!" DK and Bowser yelled in unison.
"IF YOU ARE JUST GONNA SAY ROAR THEN SHUT UP!" Luigi cried.
"JIGGY" a nobody said.
"HES GONNA KILL US ALL! ARG!" Roy started running in circles wildly.
Marth just watched his pal run as he toyed with his hair all girly-like and stuff.
"YOU STUPID MEN AND YOUR COMPETITIONS!".
Dr. Mario and Y. Link actually listened.
"SILENCE!" Master hand yelled spurting a large glob of blood in the process "I will let you who stay alive and play the tournament live… so far the deaths have been because of your own stupidity".
He handed everyone a paper showing the first round contestants "Here is the list of who fights who… if you are underlined you are dead!" (don't ask how he handed the papers out cause I don't want you to have the nightmares I've been having).
The list was
Mario vs. Luigi
Peach vs. Bowser
Dr. Mario vs. Yoshi
DK vs. Mr. G&W
Fox vs. Samus
Falco vs. C. Falcon
Roy vs. Marth
Link vs. Gannondorf
Y. Link vs. Zelda
Mewtwo vs. Pikachu
Pichu vs. Jigglypuff
Kirby vs. Ness
Ice Climbers get a free pass
"The first round starts tomorrow… at… when I call for you…GOOD LUCK!".
Everyone left and went back to their own rooms… except Mewtwo and Gannondorf who went to the game room for a secret meeting (DUN DUN DUN!).
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Mewtwo and Gannondorf were at a round table waiting for the others to come in.
"So what is our plan?" Gannondorf asked.
"HAHAHAHA… WE'RE VILLAINS… We don't need plans… what kind of villain needs a plan… honestly this guy must suck… what could HE possibly take over if he uses PLANS… sheesh I might as well PLAN who I invite to these meetings instead of randomly passing notes out… HAHAHA… oh wait… ummm… I'm evil!".
As Mewtwo talked DK and Bowser walked in and took a seat at the round table.
"Thank you all for coming" Gannondorf said to the tiny group "More would have showed but DK had to kill them all!".
"ROWR ROAR RORR!" Bowser exclaimed.
"What did he just say?" Mewtwo asked.
"ROWR ROAR RORR!" DK answered.
"Ok look just shut up and listen to us then… honestly what's up with all the roars… cant they speak English".
The beasts looked him in the eye but were hypnotized from it.
Gannondorf spoke up again "Ok first we need a name".
"HOW ABOUT THE EVIL EVILNESS OF REALLY EVIL PEOPLE!" Mewtwo exclaimed.
"Ummm no that kind of gives us away" Gannondorf answered.
"ROWR!" Bowser yelled next.
"Who the hell names a group ROWR!" Mewtwo started rolling on air laughing.
"Lets name it Voodoo monkeys" Gannondorf stated and everyone nodded their heads in agreement saying happy things about the name… or just Roaring but that doesn't count…
"Ok ANYWAY… we think it would be nice to thin the crowd as to make the fighting easier… of course I would like to defeat certain people so I'll just tell you who I want to die tomorrow…As we all know Bowser wants to kill Luigi and DK is good at killing random people…" as Gannondorf said this DK slammed his hands down in protest… knocking a pinball machine over which fell through the floor… bloddy death cries came from Jigglypuff "JIGGY JIG jiiiig"
Gannondorf grinned and started doing voodoo… then realized he had a voodoo doll of himself and screamed in pain… then hid it
"DK… you go kill Roy… Bowser… you can kill Luigi… of course I doubt some of you can do it with the history you have of getting beaten by heros… HA I doubt anyone will die tomorrow… I MEAN… ummmm… IM EVIL!"
With this Gannondorf hit a judge hammer down on the table and it disappeared "Meeting dismissed!"
DUN DUN DUN!
That's right everybody! I have a plot (if not a very stupid one that will fall apart immediately)
And now for a death list! (underlined if dead)
Fox: alive but sad he has to fight Samus
Falco: can't wait to get his hands on C. Falcon
Samus: can't wait to beat down Fox for being a MAN
C. Falcon: can't wait to get his hands on Falco ;-)
Y. Link: isn't sure about fighting the princess he always rescues
Link: wants to be heroic and defeat Gannondorf but is disappointed Y. Link would fight Zelda
Zelda: alive and confused
Gannondorf: doing voodoo at this very moment
Marth: to busy showing off to care
Mario: alive but doesn't want to attack his brother
Peach: mad that Mario isn't gonna be there to protect her from Bowser
Luigi: alive but doesn't want to attack his brother
Bowser: can't wait to get his hands on peach
Dr. Mario: alive and doesn't have to worry about fighting yet
Pikachu: died by zapping himself in a pool
Jigglypuff: died by DK's falling pinball machine
Pichu: died by electric bug zapper portal
Mewtwo: watching ESP TV
Kirby: died by being popped by DK's dart
Yoshi: died by his head being bashed by DK
DK: Alone in this world… separated by the ROWRS… oh how sad…
Ice Climbers: alive and loving it
Mr. G&W: died by getting eaten by lice
Roy: he just knows something's out to get him… he just knows it
WOOT WOOT… next chapter is gonna be murderous so HA… if there is anyone you would like to see dead then watch in hope… if there is anyone you want to see live than may I remind you its very VERY unlikely… they might survive this chapter but soon… you just wait…
OH! And of course… R&R… or just R… or do the other R without reading… what do I care its staying alive either way