THE UBER FIGHT! CHAPTER 5! (Wow I'm at chapter 5 already)
The midnight horrors
Review: (YAY I GOT A NEW ONE!) Zelda is always getting captured then most of the time really doesn't do anything the whole story but need rescuing. So I made her confused cause who else gets captured that much… HONESTLY Link must go through hell saving her all the time. I also made Peach relying on others for living except she's more of a bitch… he he
Disclaimer: I do not own any letters put together in any way close to SSBM or Nintendo… I do not own Romeo & Juliet… I do not own Shakespeare… I do not own the English classes that teach Shakespeare… I do not own England… I do not own Ireland… I am technically Irish… I do not own technology… I do not own Bill Gates… I do not own the Xbox… I do not own A Xbox… I do not own Gamecube… I do not own A Gamecu.. Yes I do… I do not own Sonic… I do own A Sonic game… I do not own idiots who think Sonic is in SSBM… I do not own idiocy… I do not own idiosyncrasy… if that's spelled wrong blame my spell check… I do not own spell check… I DO own a spell checker.
(I will be playing with calling Popo the blue one and Nana the pink one)
The lights went out and all the doors to the main room locked themselves… AND the Ice Climbers were still in the main room… TRAPPED!
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Meanwhile the Voodoo Monkeys got together up in the game room…(which doesn't lock… only the main room and its doors lock).
"Hello everyone" Gannondorf said.
"Hello Mr. Higgins" everyone else said… except those who could only roar… they said roar.
"Why did you just call me Mr. Higgins Mewtwo?"
"What… I… I said Mr. Higgins… Damn that ESP dancing Gorilla Bears is one addictive thing… Man I could stay up all night with that sexy Gorilla.. UMMM ummm…. IM EVIL!"
"ANYWAY" Gannondorf said "We need new people to kill… people who either annoy me or have a chance at winning…"
"ROAR!" Bowser cried
"No… whatever you just said… No" Mewtwo said laughing Cynically
"Bowser you kill Mario… DK…"
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The Ice Climbers were downstairs and had just noticed they were stuck in the room.
"Popo I'm scarred" the pink one cried holding tight to the blue one… scarred…duh.
"Its ok…" the blue one said not so sure of himself "we're only in the dark and all the doors are locked so no one can get to us"
As he said that a loud banging sound came from the front door.
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At the front door Crazy hand was slamming himself into the door as usual… no one knows why he does this.
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The blue one and the pink one ran and hid behind the desk.
"AHHHH! HOLD ON TO ME PINK ONE! I MEAN NANA!" the blue one cried.
The banging had stopped and they looked down on their position…
The blue one grinned…
The pink one grinned…
They sat there grinning… but before they moved
BANG!
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DK had just slammed his hands down in protest when Gannondorf had given him his next assignment… Princess Zelda.
"ROWR!" He screamed as he slammed his Hands down in protest… Zelda wasn't even in the tournament anymore why should he kill HER.
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The Bang had caused the desk that the blue one and the pink one were hiding under to collapse… There were screams of pain as blood oozed out from the rubble.
THEN MASTER HAND CAME TO THE RESCUE!
Master hand opened the door to the hall and ran in scooping the mess off of the Ice Climbers.
The pink one was dead as the blue one sat under her with a look of horror on his face.
"Oh well guess I'll find some other chick then" he said walking off when the ghost of Nana popped up.
"HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY MEMORY!" she cried as she blasted him with an icy mist causing him to disintegrate.
"Wow… better get this mess cleaned up" Master hand said to himself before having a force of wire men come and fix the place.
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"Ok Voodoo monkeys… lets make sure we know what we're doing… Bowser has to kill Mario… DK has to kill Zelda… Mewtwo and I will not kill anyone… oh yes and when it comes time for us to fight each other… may the best man win… but don't kill each other cause we can use you… Basically we split the award 5 ways and the winner gets the most" Gannondorf then hit his Judge hammer onto the table making it disappear.
"ummmm wait whats the 5th person we give money to?"
"Oh... charity... all good villans have to give to charity..." Gannondorf replied
"ROWR!" DK cried.
"Whatever" Mewtwo said and they all left the room back to their own rooms.
DK and Bowser lagged behind and then ran back to the room for their own meeting…
"ROWR ROR roar ROAR ROWR!" DK cried.
"RAR ROAR rar RAAAR" Bowser replied.
More of these stupid roars came up and in the end I have no clue what they agreed on.
So they went back to their rooms when Y. Link… Mario… and Fox went up to the room to plan their own alliance…
"Hello everyone" Y. Link said
"Hello Mr. Higgins" the other two chanted back
"What the hell… where'd ya get that"…
"Oh I saw it on ESP TV" Fox answered.
"Yes well anyways… I believe that there is a secret alliance of evil… the members are Gannondorf… Mewtwo… Bowser… and DK… we need to stop them before its too late!"
"LETS-A GO!" Mario yelled pulling out a gun to go storm the bad guys rooms.
"NONONO… that would be dangerous to the innocents... Look Mewtwo killed all other Pokemon by now… Gannondorf has almost all the sword fighters gone and DK and Bowser are the only Mario Characters left except Mario! We need to save anyone left that is still alive.
"I WILL AVENGE MY FATHER!" Fox cried holding his fist into the air
"Yes yes… we will get revenge by killing DK and Bowser"
"I will avenge my princess!" Mario was crying
"OKOK… Mario you kill Bowser… Fox you… Where'd Fox go!" Fox apparently ran out of the room screaming about avenging his father.
"Oh well… Mario kill Bowser then… I'll protect the guys that are still alive… Meeting dismissed" And he took a judge hammer and hit it over the round table that was suddenly there again and it disappeared.
DUN DUN DUUUUNNN!
WHAT WILL BECOME OF ZELDA AND MARIO! WILL THE NEW ALLIANCE BE ABLE TO STOP THE VOODOO MONKEYS! AND WHAT OF THIS NEW THING BETWEEN DK AND BOWSER!
Ok for you guys that think this is getting serious just know I made most of that up on the spot to make this chapter longer than 500 words… it was originally just the Ice Climbers part and I decided that the rest was logical enough… or illogical enough.
AND NOW FOR THE WORLD FAMOUS DEATH LIST!
Fox: Will avenge his father and girlfriend
Falco: Wants to finish this tournament quickly
Samus: Died by her own morph ball bomb
C. Falcon: Died by Falco getting pissed off and beating him
Y. Link: Wants to stop Gannondorf
Link: Died by giving a heroic speech that lasted too long
Zelda: Thinks that her hero Link might be dead
Gannondorf: Died inside years ago and I feel so sad
Marth: Died inside when he learned that he could never be with Zelda
Mario: Will avenge his princess
Peach: Died by her butt exploding move
Luigi: Died when Dr. Mario failed to save him from tons of glass stuck in his face
Bowser: That secret meeting was exchanging recipes
Dr. Mario: Died trying to save Luigi with exlax, alcohol, and fire
Pikachu: Died by zapping himself in a pool
Jigglypuff: Died by DK's falling pinball machine
Pichu: Died by electric bug zapper portal
Mewtwo: Thinks he can kill Y. Link
Kirby: Died by being popped by DK's dart
Yoshi: Died by his head being bashed by DK
DK: That secret meeting was exchanging recipes
Ice Climbers: Died by DK collapsing the desk they were under
Mr. G&W: Died by getting eaten by lice
Roy: Died thinking it was an earthquake and lodging a bishop in his eye
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