THE UBER FIGHT! CHAPTER 6!
Round 2!
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It's the second round… what will happen!
The next day they all went to the game room… which now stank with blood.
Zelda and Y. Link were by the bar when she took a knife and despite Y. Links protests stabbed herself Romeo & Juliet style, she had just learned Link was dead.
"But I AM Link! WAIT NOOOOO! ARG! WHO AM SUPPOSED TO RESCUE NOW!"
DK and Bowser were playing darts again and more holes started appearing in the wall.
"ROWR!" Bowser screamed.
Suddenly Mario walked up to Bowser.
"YOU-A KILLED-A PEACH-A, NOW-A YOU PAY" Mario cried and then jumped on Bowser's head… a strange jump noise came and Bowser fell through the floor… Mario's victory song came on and he gave the peace sign to nobody.
Fox was talking to Falco about how flying through 5 gold rings HAD to be worth something… Falco was annoyed, but happy to not worry about C. Falcon anymore.
Marth had witnessed Zelda kill herself… he was all alone now… he cried with the pain… different kingdoms had separated him from Zelda… oh the pain!… he twirled his hair 0.258 seconds slower because he missed Zelda and Roy. (sooo sad:-( )
Gannondorf and Mewtwo were playing Chess again.
"Hmmmm I wonder what's on ESP TV… or PSI… or CSI… hmmm I can checkmate him if that knight doesn't die.. CRAP" Mewtwo said as Gannondorf blasted the knight with voodoo.
Ness was sitting in a corner… playing with his yo-yo, ignored by anyone else… WHEN SUDDENLY THE YO-YO WENT OUT OF CONTROL AND HIT NESS IN THE HEAD! It only caused minor damage and Ness just rubbed his forehead and got back to yo-yoing WHEN SUDDENLY HE TRIPPED! He got back up and got back to yo-yoing.
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Latter that day Master hand came and brought the contestants to the arena.
"NOW THE FIRST MATCH IS FOX! VERSUS FALCO!" Master hand yelled.
"I must avenge my father AND my beloved Samus… FALCO YOU'RE MINE!" Fox screamed.
"Umm Fox… I not only had nothing to do with that… but I helped you avenge your father"
"LIES! ALL LIES!"
"Whatever"
Fox charged at Falco and started chocking him… Falco kicked Fox off him and blasted him… doing nothing at all… Fox in his rage picked up a hammer… but the head flew off so Fox just started beating Falco with the stick… doing nothing.
"WHY…WONT…THIS…WORK!"
Falco shot Fox again doing nothing so Fox dropped his stick and Falco put the gun down… now Fox started shooting wildly at Falco doing nothing at all.
"WHY CANT I HURT YOU! ARE YOU A GOD! IS THAT THE SECRET! DID YOU FLY THROUGH 5 GOLD RINGS WHEN I WASN'T LOOKING!"
"ARG SHUT UP!" Falco screamed and charged at Fox.
Fox activated his jet pack and flew at Falco… but the jet pack went crazy and engulfed Fox in a fiery ball of death… and this fiery ball of death was heading straight at Falco! they both melted in the heat.
"ARG! NOO… Fox…"
"FALCO! I WILL… avenge… you…"
"DOUBLE LOSS!" Master hand yelled spurting blood out like crazy…
Everyone watched in horror… or not really caring about what happened to those two.
"NEXT UP IS! MARTH! VERSUS GANNONDORF!"
The two made their way to the stage as Marth played with his hair looking dramatically at the sky.
Gannondorf was charging up a high kick as Marth looked sadly at the sky hearing anime music in his head… BAM… Marth went so high up he never came down again.
"GANNONDORF WINS!" Master hand cried "NOW FOR THE FINAL MATCH TODAY! Y. LINK! VERSUS MEWTWO!" Master hand spurted tons of blood out again… turning Y. Links tunic red.
"hmmm everyone dies in these battles… I don't wanna die! Ah I wont die cause I'm sooo evil… ya… I'm evil!"
As Mewtwo thought to himself Y. Link drank an entire bottle of milk.
Mewtwo charged at Y. Link and spun him around with his psychic powers… but Y. Link recovered before Mewtwo was even done with his move and whacked him with his sword.
"OW! Wait why didn't that sword kill me? Maybe its cause I'm sooo evil"
Mewtwo then chucked Y. Link off the stage… but Y. Link spun around like a helicopter with his sword and started flying… he flew back up and started chasing Mewtwo around when he launched down while still spinning and sliced Mewtwos head off (that little strand isn't that hard to break).
"AND YOUNG LINK WINS! THIS FINISHES ROUND 2!" Master hand screamed as no one bothered to cheer.
Master hand led them back to the main room and gave them the list for who fights who in round 3.
Mario vs. DK
Gannondorf vs. Y. Link
"SEE YOU TOMARROW!"
Everyone went to their rooms except Gannondorf met with DK and Y. Link met with Mario.
At Gannondorfs meeting…
"DK kill Mario… then we can split our money up 3 ways… one for me… one for you… one for charity"
ROWR!" DK screamed
"whatever"
At Y. Links meeting…
"Mario kill DK… there are no innocents left to save but we should at least stop those two before more evil occurs" Y. Link said
"OK-A" Mario said and NOW everyone went to their rooms
WOOT WOOT! GOTA GO SEE YA SOON!
BUT FIRST! IT'S THE DEATH LIST! (oh and its bold if they are alive… don't ask me why)
Fox: Died by his own Fire Fox move
Falco: Died by Fox's Fire Fox move
Samus: Died by her own morph ball bomb
C. Falcon: Died by Falco getting pissed off and beating him
Ness: Alive
Y. Link: Ready for the battle of the universe
Link: Died by giving a heroic speech that lasted too long
Zelda: Died by killing herself Romeo & Juliet style
Gannondorf: Ready to squash that annoying kid
Marth: Died by being overly dramatic
Mario: Ready to stop DK's reign of terror
Peach: Died by her butt exploding move
Bowser: Died by Mario jumping on his head
Luigi: Died when Dr. Mario failed to save him from a ton of glass stuck in his face
Dr. Mario: Died trying to save Luigi with exlax, alcohol, and fire
Pikachu: Died by zapping himself in a pool
Jigglypuff: Died by DK's falling pinball machine
Pichu: Died by electric bug zapper portal
Mewtwo: Died when Y. Link turned into a helicopter
Kirby: Died by being popped by DK's dart
Yoshi: Died by his head being bashed by DK
DK: Finds it offensive that you would call him a murderer
Ice Climbers: Died by DK collapsing the desk they were under