The Akatsuki Meeting: Location - The River Country
Leader: "This room will come to order...Or I will kill you all...one by one..." He said commandingly and with much menace.
Room: "..."
Leader: "Starting with you Zetsu..." The Grass-nin's leaves quivered.
Zetsu: "Hey!" He suddenly looked down "Why did he say that! Why are you asking me? I don't know I just figured you would know! Why are you shouting at me!..."
Leader: "...Let's just leave him, er 'them' alone. Any new business today?" Deidara hopped off his Chocobo bird and spoke up.
Deidara: "Oh, me and Sasori got that One-tail kid today...yeah. That finishes our in-box right?" He looked longly at the Leader and he waited with bated breath.
Leader: "-sigh- Yes..." Deidara was overjoyed.
Deidara: "Yea! In your face Itachi...yeah! We got our demon kid, wheres yours?" He said pointing at the angry Uchiha. Deidara froliced out of the cave humming a merry tune as Itachi reached into his cloak. With unnatural speed, a kunai was destined for the happy stone-nin's head. However, the knife never reached its target. A dark brown colored arm had blocked its path.
Sasori: "Don't be a spolied sport Itachi. That man-girl sucks at art anyway..." The pretty Sand-nin turned his puppet around, dismissed it in a puff of smoke and left the cave. Itachi grumbled and Kisame turned to comfort him.
Kisame: "It's ok Itachi! That jerk never killed HIS whole clan, did he?" He said with cheer.
Itachi: "...No." He mumbled looking down.
Kisame: "Thats right! He just blows stuff up, not like you, the great Uchiha Itachi!" Kisame smiled in attempts to cheer his partner up. Itachi just looked sad and focused on a spot on the floor.
Kisame: "Well...um...YOU HAVE THE MAGENKYOU SHARINGAN!11ONE!" He said with great exuberance. The rest of the cave's inhabitants stared at him. Itachi looked up and thought for a minute...
Itachi: "...That's right. I do! I am a lot better then him! I am going to go get that Naruto and his little Chuunins too!" With a swish of his cloak he fled out of the cave.
Kisame: "WOW! What a cool exit Itachi-san! Wait for me!" And then he left.
Leader: "...Um, I should start putting in more regulations...or maybe I should kill them one by one..." He said meanacingly with a large dark aura.
Zetsu: "What do you mean I smell! YOUR NO BASKET OF ROSES YOURSELF! At least I don't try to get dates with those sunflowers outside! What do you mean? It was one time! You bastard!" Zetsu then proceeded to pound on his body as the Leader sweatdropped.
Leader: "...I wish these other guys in the cave would introduce themselves so I don't have to deal with this all the time...-sigh- at least Orochimaru brought cookies every week when he was here..."
Meanwhile, many miles and ninjas away...
Orochimaru: "AAAAAAAAACHOOOOOOO!"
Kabuto: "Are you getting a cold Orochimaru-sama!" He said with concern.
Oro: "Bah, no. I bet some hot girl is talking about my vile snake tougue and pediphilic tendonces right." He said rubbing his chin. "Now bring me Sasuke. I NEED SASUKE! WHY IS SASUKE-KUN NOT HERE YET KABUTO!" He boomed as Kabuto cowered in fear of his master's will.
Kabuto: "Y-yes Orochimaru-sama! I will get him right away!" He then bowed and rushed off fearing for his sad sad life.
Oro: "That boy is my future...and when I get him in my clutches...
...I WILL FINALLY HAVE THIS SERIES TO MYSELF! I WILL CLAIM THIS SHOW AS THE ADVENTURES OF OROCHIMARU IN SASUKE'S BODY! WAHAHAHAHAHA!" He sat down in his favorite throne, the one shaped like a snake constricting itself around a genin, and took a nap.
The end (?)
Author's Notes: Ah...I don't know why I wrote this but I did so thank you!
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