THE UBER FIGHT! CHAPTER 7!
Round 3!
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(this is the most boring chapter in the story… that's slightly why its funny but hey this story's almost over now)
The next day in the game room was just Mario and Y. Link on one side starring down Gannondorf and DK on the other side.
Then Master hand came into the room WITH Crazy hand this time and led them all to the arena.
"CONGRATULATIONS! WELCOME TO THE SEMI FINALS!" Master hand yelled as Crazy hand twitched all over the place and then fell on! No one…
"OUR FIRST MATCH TODAY IS DK! VERSUS MARIO!"
DK and Mario went to the arena and starred at each other… then Mario launched a fireball at DK and all of DK's hair was burnt off.
"ROWR ROWR ROWR!" DK screamed and started pulling barrels out and chucking them every 5 seconds.
Mario jumped over one barrel ran forward and jumped over a second barrel…. Got a hammer and started hitting barrel after barrel then got close and DK hit him with a Barrel cannon… Launching Mario into DK… SPLAT!… Mario and DK were both killed by the impact.
"OHH WOW! WHAT AN ENDING! AND IT'S A DOUBLE LOSS!" Master hand screamed
Crazy hand started rolling on the floor laughing "AHHADHFADFHADCHASHFHADFHA" (yes that's how he laughs)
"AND IN OTHER STRANGE EVENTS IT TURNS OUT THIS ISNT THE SEMI FINALS BECAUSE NESS IS STILL HERE!" Master hand yelled and Ness looked down at his feet.
"NEXT UP IS Y. LINK! VERSUS GANNONDORF!"
They both went to the arena and looked at each other… then Gannondorf started doing voodoo on Y. Link causing him to fling around getting damage. Gannondorf then charged at Y. Link and blasted him with purple energy causing Y. Link to fall down… as Y. Link was dying Gannondorf laughed.
"MWAHAHAHAHAHA!" Gannondorf yelled
Y. Link gathered all his strength and readied an arrow… then shot it right through Gannondorfs heel…
Now as it turns out Gannondorfs mother had dipped Gannondorf into a pool of invulnerability… however she only dipped hi heal in and ignored the rest of his body… of course that was his right heel she dipped into the pool and Y. Link shot his Left heel.
"NOOOOOOOO" Gannondorf screamed as he burst into flames and died…
"THIS GAMES WINNER IS! Y. LINK!" Master hand screamed when suddenly Y. Link died
"WE'RE DONE WITH ROUND THREE! EVERYONE COME BACK TOMARROW FOR THE SEMI FINALS!" Master hand yelled giving everyone a piece of paper
"IF THEIR UNDERLINED THEN THEY DIED!"
X vs. X
Y. Link vs. Ness
"GOOD LUCK WITH THE SEMI FINALS EVERYONE!" Master hand screamed as everyone went to their rooms.
The rest of the day was quiet… the game room was empty and stank with blood… you probably couldn't hear a pin drop… cause that's hard to hear in the first place…
In room #1 it had been quiet forever… everyone who talks in it died
In room #2 it had finally settled down… every night Gannondorf was doing voodoo and every night Y. Link tried to stop him despite his older self… but now all was quiet
In room #3 it had been quiet for a long time… all that was to be heard was Mario working on the plumbing crying over his friends from time to time… they owed him money and now he'd never get it back…now however it was completely quiet
In room #4 it had been quiet for a bit… when Mewtwo was in it, it was simply chanting "I'm evil" all the time…. Now it was quiet.
In room #5 it was extremely messy… DK's accidents had killed the first 2 wire man maids that went inside and so no one went in there any more… not to mention the Ice Climbers bed was REALLY messy… now however it stank in silence.
HAHAHAHA the shortest… most boring chapter in the story… I'm sorry but now Ness is the only one left alive… WILL HE STAY ALIVE!
Well hey it might get to 10 chapters before its done with a certain thing I was thinking about… but hey oh well…
THE DEATH LIST!
Fox: Died by his own Fire Fox move
Falco: Died by Fox's Fire Fox move
Samus: Died by her own morph ball bomb
C. Falcon: Died by Falco getting pissed off and beating him
Ness: Alive
Y. Link: Died by Gannondorf's voodoo
Link: Died by giving a heroic speech that lasted too long
Zelda: Died by killing herself Romeo & Juliet style
Gannondorf: Died by Y. Link shooting him through the heel
Marth: Died by being overly dramatic
Mario: Died by DK's Barrel Cannon
Peach: Died by her butt exploding move
Bowser: Died by Mario jumping on his head
Luigi: Died when Dr. Mario failed to save him from a ton of glass stuck in his face
Dr. Mario: Died trying to save Luigi with exlax, alcohol, and fire
Pikachu: Died by zapping himself in a pool
Jigglypuff: Died by DK's falling pinball machine
Pichu: Died by electric bug zapper portal
Mewtwo: Died when Y. Link turned into a helicopter
Kirby: Died by being popped by DK's dart
Yoshi: Died by his head being bashed by DK
DK: Died by his own Barrel Cannon
Ice Climbers: Died by DK collapsing the desk they were under
Roy: Died thinking it was an earthquake and lodging a bishop in his eye
R&R&C read and review and cry… and then leave me alone! My favorite characters are all dead! Except I DO like Ness… but realize I'm making fun of the fact that he's a nobody in this game without a single friend… OH HOW SAD!
less than 1000 words! WAAA