THE UBER FIGHT! CHAPTER 8!
The end of the tournament
Disclaimer: I do not own anyone who thinks I aught to be shot… I do not own anything in this story except 5 characters, who barely made an appearance (oh and tikitikirevenge came up with the Andross/Mother Brain romance)
Reviews: Bleb said: dang no one reads this
I say: yep but this is last chapter so now I can focus on other stuff that peeps like…
SORRY TO ANYONE WHO LOVED THIS STORY (yes that one person who did) ITS OVER AFTER THIS
The next day Ness walked out of his room into the main room where Master hand was waiting.
"GOOD MORNING SMASHERS! WELCOME TO THE SEMI FINALS!" there was as brief pause and then he talked again "AND THE SEMI FINALS ARE OVER! WHOS IN THE TOURNAMENT! HERE!"
Master hand shot a paper out of his wrist with a glob of blood that showed…
X--------------------------------VERSES-----------------------------NESS
"WHO WILL WIN! FIND OUT TOMARROW"
Then all the contestants went to the game room for the rest of the day…
Ness played with his yo-yo WHEN CRAZY HAND SLAMMED THROUGH THE WALL AND! Impaled himself on a pogo stick floated around for a bit and died.
Ness looked at the scene and went back to his yo-yo.
Then everyone went to bed.
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The next day everyone went to the Main room for one last time.
"WELCOME TO THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! THE FINALS!" with that the Five people came out to cheer the smashers on… Stu… Sue… Poo… Goo… and Lou were all there.
There was a pause…
"AND YOU DID IT!" Master hand screamed "NESS WON THE TOUURNAMENT! YAY!"
The Five-man crowd cheered on…
Ness was handed a plastic trophy the size of his head and 50,000! Yen… which was only 500 Dollars… which couldn't pay for a taxi ride home with the inflation these days…
BUT a crowd of people that Ness knew came around him and carried him on their shoulders home…
"Isn't it great" Master hand said, "I always like happy endings"
"He reminds me of myself…" Garry Stu said.
"Are you sure that's not a girl?" Marry Sue asked.
Harry Poo was silent.
"Well I'm just glad I'm alive" Scary Goo said, as he was now an ice cube.
"Why didn't that Roy kid want me to take off my mask?" Lou asked as she took off her mask revealing a beautiful face.
As Ness was headed home he got hit by a car killing him and the crowd with him…then the man in the car stepped out and took the 50,000 Yen and drove off.
Then Master Hand and the 5 Peeps walked into the arena which then collapsed killing them all… the same guy who was driving the car that killed Ness was seen tip toeing away from the scene.
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(the ending of all those game characters worlds)
Andross… with no one to stop him left destroyed the Great Fox and Corneria.
The Mother Brain with Nothing to stop her Took over HER galaxy… then married Andross, they have 5 brainchildren now…
Races went on just the same without C. Falcon… No one missed him.
Ness's friends and family were all killed in that car crash and the neighborhood doesn't really care…(not much of a neighborhood anymore)
Hyrule without the heroes OR villains led a life of peace… before the people in their boredom went to war with each other and all died.
In Marths kingdom there was a rescue team of rag-tag warriors who set off to find their Prince… it led them on a journey across the land until they all died trying to cross a river.
In the Mushroom kingdom… The Toad people rebelled against any HUMANS left alive… then went to war with the Koopas… they forgot one vital thing however… weapons… SO the toad people all died out minutes into the war.
Ash cried every night over the loss of his Pikachu… and Jigglypuff… and Pichu…. He didn't know what to think anymore so he turned to drinking and in a crazy night blew the Pokemon League up with Misty and everyone inside…. Then died of alcohol poisoning.
In Kirby's world… without a hero to save the people King Dedede killed all the waddle dees… then Meta Knight started taking revenge on random people for no reason and in the end Marx took all of Popstar and Sold it all for a tricked out van.
Yoshi is in my book part of mushroom kingdom… and will always be part of mushroom kingdom.
With DK gone Diddy and Dixie and all those other freaks had a wild party and then went off and stole the UK's collection of bananas for the Queen… then they got caught and beheaded.
The Ice Climbers were not very known and therefore not missed.
All the Game and Watch people missed there hero and couldn't do simple random tasks anymore and therefore died.
In Roy's kingdom the People set out with a rag-tag group of inexperienced soldiers and all died when they realized they forgot to pack food before they left…
The hand people didn't care about the two hands who died holding that tournament… an then realized they are just hands and therefore cannot reproduce… then died off.
THE END!
HAHAHAHAHA that was a good story in my opinion but who knows and cares what you think…
DEATH LIST (one last time…)
Fox: Died by his own Fire Fox move
Falco: Died by Fox's Fire Fox move
Samus: Died by her own morph ball bomb
C. Falcon: Died by Falco getting pissed off and beating him
Ness: Died by getting run over by a car
Y. Link: Died by Gannondorf's voodoo
Link: Died by giving a heroic speech that lasted too long
Zelda: Died by killing herself Romeo & Juliet style
Gannondorf: Died by Y. Link shooting him through the heel
Marth: Died by being overly dramatic
Mario: Died by DK's Barrel Cannon
Peach: Died by her butt exploding move
Bowser: Died by Mario jumping on his head
Luigi: Died when Dr. Mario failed to save him from a ton of glass stuck in his face
Dr. Mario: Died trying to save Luigi with exlax, alcohol, and fire
Pikachu: Died by zapping himself in a pool
Jigglypuff: Died by DK's falling pinball machine
Pichu: Died by electric bug zapper portal
Mewtwo: Died when Y. Link turned into a helicopter
Kirby: Died by being popped by DK's dart
Yoshi: Died by his head being bashed by DK
DK: Died by his own Barrel Cannon
Ice Climbers: Died by DK collapsing the desk they were under
Roy: Died thinking it was an earthquake and lodging a bishop in his eye
Master hand: Died by a faulty building design
Crazy hand: Died by impaling himself on a pogo stick
The sue/stu/poo/goo/lous: Died by faulty building design
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