Still Day 7

11:18 PM – Have informed Barbossa Dauntless is outside. Have employed personal glory factor by saying Barbossa would get two ships if he attacked. (Fortunately, Barbossa not a useless sod; just really gullible.) Don't think I even needed to mention the 10 of plunder or him being Commodore for him to go along with it. But I was kind of getting into it, so I figured what the hell!

11:20 PM – Barbossa requested that he not kill the whelp. Very nearly yelled "Hell no! I don't want him!" But, unlike the whelp, I have a bit of self control. (That was the one time! And I was excited!) Plus, it gave me the perfect opportunity to use "opportune moment" line and to secretly steal coin. Yay, brilliant plans!

11:22 PM – Will thinks I've been planning the whole thing since I first heard his name. Obviously I haven't (Even I'M not that good!) but I might as well make myself look smarter for the victims. Easier to intimidate them that way.

11:23 PM – Damn Barbossa; made me give him 25 of my plunder instead of 10. (Even though I'm actually not giving him anything, part of me died a little inside.) Plus, have to buy him a bigger hat.

11:24 PM – Tried to order around pirates, but Barbossa didn't take to kindly to any of that. Hard ass.

11:25 PM – Barbossa has ordered pirates to take a walk across the water to the Dauntless…That's kind of weird…Oh well; on with the plan!

11:26 PM – I wonder if Barbossa'll let me keep any of this spiffy gold.

11:27 PM – Quite fond of large naked statue. Shall have to examine it to make sure I'm getting my money's worth.

11:28 PM – Barbossa has complimented me on my ability to make myself unpredictable by confusing people. Explained that this is because I am an unyielding, despicable, lying trickster, as opposed to Will, who is stupidly honest all the time. Followed this up by stealing other pirate's sword and giving it to Will. (Ironic really, as that was probably a stupid thing to do if he messes this up.)

11:29 PM – Will actually quite inventive, getting pirate to cut rope off his hands. Perhaps he's not that big a prat after all.

11:30 PM – As predicted, Barbossa quite miffed at me going back on buying him a hat. Even more so, as I slashed the feather on his current one in half. Told me to watch out for monsters off me map then shoved me into a wall. I think he's beginning to lose it.

11:33 PM – For a rotting corpse, Barbossa's pretty good swordsman. Too bad I impaled him!

11:34 PM – Damn; forgot he's immortal.

11:35 PM – Barbossa has yanked sword out of his own gut and shoved it into mine. (Disgusting, really; I probably have AIDS now!) Luckily, this did give me the opportunity to show off strategies by revealing that I had taken coin. To further annoy him, I pretended I didn't know why I was suddenly immortal. HAHA! Barbossa in a bit of a tiff, though. Still fighting.

11:36 PM – Keep jumping in and out of moonlight. Transformations actually quite uncomfortable. Keep feeling as though me whole body has fallen asleep.

11:37 PM – ACK! Tingly sensation when the feeling comes back totally unbearable!

11:38 PM – Barbossa took advantage of annoying tingly feeling and shoved me again. I'll show him!

11:39 PM – Have cornered Barbossa against rock. Go me! Tried to trick me into telling him what the rest of my plan was, as he's not to keen on us fighting forever because neither of us can die. Said if he wanted to stop so bad he can surrender his ass because I'M ON FIYA!

11:40 PM – Think that last line might have pushed Barbossa over the edge. Was running away to avoid more tingling and when he came barreling after me, he was actually CACKLING! I'm not even kidding!

11:41 PM – Still cackling. Yup; definitely lost it.

11:43 PM – Random pirate with smoking beard trying to blow up Will. Not yet, stupid! I still need him!

11:44 PM – How the heck did bloody Elizabeth get in here! Actually, yet again, she's much more useful than Will as she has whacked smoking pirate, keeping Will in one piece. Once again, plan is saved.

11:46 PM – Will and Elizabeth have blown up three spare pirates. Spotted Will running toward chest (Good job, Will! You didn't even need any instructions! What a big boy!), so threw him my coin. Barbossa saw me and made like he was going to shoot Elizabeth. But I beat him to it and shot him! FINALLY!

11:47 PM – Will wanted about a million years before saying his retort! But then he lifted the curse! YES! Barbossa has died. DOUBLE YES!

11:48 PM – Was Barbossa holding that apple the entire time?

11:49 PM – I can hear a bunch of people outside yelling "buzza". What the hell are a bunch of Rhode Islander's chanting bizarre for? Are they talking about me!

11:50 PM – Will going to talk to Elizabeth. Kid finally beginning to understand opportune moment concept! Perhaps I'll just "happen" to eavesdrop on the conversation.

11:51 PM – OOOOOO! Shiny gold thing! I want it!

11:52 PM – Nay, on second thought, not liking it so much. REJECT PILE!

11:53 PM – Elizabeth and Will glaring at me. Can't figure out why.

11:54 PM – After finding much more satisfying shiny goblet and quite fashionable crown, realized Will must have screwed up, yet again! Sauntered over with gold in tow and informed him how completely useless he is romantic wise.

11:55 PM – Pointing out Will's obvious failure then asking for a ride to my ship probably wasn't the best move, but he's going to do it anyway. However, if he gets all whiny about this, I swear I'll hit him.

11:57 PM – Will and Elizabeth took me outside. Rhode Islander's had apparently left. Unfortunately, so had my crew. Damn sods! Shall have to explain to Gibbs later that when I said "Keep to the code", I only meant to freak out Will! Bloody idiot.

11:58 PM – Well, I did kill Barbossa. That was the most important thing here...Right?

11:59 PM –Bloody hell; who am I kidding! I'm still not the captain of anything! AND I have to get hanged!

12:00 PM – Well, at least Norrington's having a good day! (Guffaw!) My life sucks.