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McGonagall sat in her chair, watching her Gryffindor Advanced Transfiguration class with the eyes of a cat. Literally; she had once more transformed into her Animagus form (which had produced a very interesting effect on Lavender Brown) of a cat. The class was practicing transfiguring rabbits into owls, and lizards into puppies. Practicing was the right word for it, anyway; Neville Longbottom had managed to give his rabbit wings, and it was now flying around the room, with an occasional impromptu attack on some poor unfortunate member of the class.

Professor McGonagall wasn't really paying much attention to this though. What she was paying attention to, though, was the "Golden Trio", and in particular, Hermione Granger. Owl sitting on the chandelier, avoiding Neville's flying rabbit, and her puppy gambolling around biting peoples ankles, Hermione seemed to have decided that that was enough work for the lesson, and so was instead absorbed in writing (answers?) on a piece of parchment. Seeing as Harry and Ron were leaning over her shoulder laughing every now and again, McGonagall guessed it was the survey.

Prowling over to the desks where the trio was seated, she snuck behind them, before changing back into her human form. They were so absorbed in Hermione's survey that none of them noticed when McGonagall pointed her wand at the parchment, whispered a spell, and walked away.

When the class ended, McGonagall headed off to the staffroom (it had been the last class of the day), and waited for Snape and Dumbeldore to arrive. After a few minutes, they walked in and headed straight for McGonagall. "Well Minerva?" asked Snape. Minerva smiled, and pulled out a blank piece of parchment. Snape looked confused. "Would you care to explain to me what you're doing Minerva?" She simply pulled out her wand, pointed at the parchment, and muttered a spell. Words began to flow from her wand, onto the paper. Dumbeldores face dawned in realisation. "A copy spell! Clever...very clever thinking Minerva." They started reading...


Starting time? 2:35 pm

Personal

Full name? Hermione Jane Granger

Nicknames? 'Mione, Hermy... and Mudblood from Ferret boy :P

Birthday? 19th September

Age? 17

Sex? Female

Siblings? None

Star sign? Virgo

Single or taken? Taken

Hair? Brown and bushy...

Eyes? Brown

Best and worst features (in your opinion)? My brains, of course, and the worst? My hair...

Blood? I'm a muggleborn, and proud of it! Hear that Malfoy?

Pets? Crookshanks! He's so adorable...

A bit more personal

First kiss - who/where/when? Victor/Library/4th year

Ever pashed? Yep ;)

Still a virgin? Well, thanks to Harry's big mouth I guess you already know the answer to that...

If not, who/where/when? Damn you Harry... Harry/ OoP HQ/6th year

Current crush? Hmm, I wonder...Harry you idiot

Ever had a crush on a teacher? ...Maybe... ok, Lockheart, but I was young and didn't know any better and... oh, shut up...

Who do you hate the most? Malfoy

What do you sleep in? Boxers and a tank top

School

What house are you in? Gryffindor. I'm glad I am, but I lot of people wonder why I'm not in Ravenclaw...

Who is your favourite teacher? Professor McGonagall

Who is your least favourite teacher? ...'Professor' Trelawney

Favourite subject? Argh...nope, sorry, can't pick a favourite; I love them all! :P

Successes? Well, there's all the Harry stuff, plus being top of the year, Prefect, Head Girl...the usual ;)

Rule breaker? I wouldn't, but hanging around with Harry and Ron all the time...well...whoops? Haha...

Friends

Besties? Harry and Ron. Ginny's really good too, and Luna's ok. Neville's a sweetie!

Loudest? Ron!

Shyest? Neville

Who do you go to for advice? Ginny, if anyone

In life

Ever:

Been Close To Death? Unfortunately yes

Been Cursed? Yes

Killed Someone? No!...mind you, if Malfoy doesn't shut up soon...

Saved Someone? Well...Harry and me saved Sirius in 3rd year, so does that count?

Been in love? :)

Smoked? No

Gone skinny-dipping? Yep. Ha, bet you didn't see that one coming...

Broken the law? It depends. Who's going to read this?

Made yourself cry to get out of trouble? Once or twice...but it worked!

Made yourself throw up? No

Kissed a toad? Trevor's so cute though!!!

Been rejected? Nope

Fallen for your best friend? Harry.

Used someone? Maybe. Can't remember...

Been used? Me? Used? No way; I'm too clever for that!

Most embarrassing moment? 4th year, when Malfoy's Densaugeo jinx hit me and my teeth were huge...that was so bad...

Scariest moment? Oooh, well, there was that meeting with Umbridge and the Centaurs, but then there was riding the thestrals, and fighting the Death Eaters! Maybe you could just say my 5th year :P

Dream job? Well, maybe a Healer, but I think I'd really like to be an Auror

Role model? McGonagall! Ha, just joking, that's just what everyone thinks. Don't really have one.

Goal in life? To slap Malfoy so hard he cries.

Special talents? Yeah, I've got this amazing talent to always be right :P Just joking; I wouldn't say I've got any really special talents.

Favourites

Animal? My cat! He's so adorable!

Colour? Blue

Food? I'd have to say bouillabaisse!

Drink? Butterbeer

Place to shop? Flourish and Blotts...what? Is there something wrong with that?

Spell? Are you serious? That's asking the impossible! But maybe Alohomora, or Expelliarmus...

Thing you own? Well, the time-turner was cool while I had it...

Thing to do? Homework! Not really; hanging around with Ron and Harry

Quidditch team/position? Gryffindor, of course, and...seeker. Ha, maybe I just have a thing for seekers (Victor and Harry)...

Motto/quote? He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Morning or night? Night

Summer or winter? Summer

Lefty or righty? Righty

Gold or silver? Gold

Last...

Person to make you cry? Malfoy...git

Person to see you cry? Harry

Person you were mean to? Me? Mean? Never...ok, Ron and Harry. I wouldn't let them copy my homework.

Time you fought with your parents? Oh god, I cant remember the last time, I haven't seen them since the end of the holidays!

Time you made a wish? I make the same one nightly; please don't let Ron and Harry ask to copy my homework. It doesn't seem to be working...

Time you laughed? This morning; Lavender woke up and thought it was Christmas :P

Time you read a book? Oh, haha, very funny...

Thing you ate? Toast

What

Are you scared of most? Well, I've gotten over the 'failing my test' fear (stop laughing Harry)...

Are you listening to right now? Ron whining about our Potions homework. Ha.

Are you wearing right now? Clothes...oh, you want more details? Robes. Jeans and a sweater. Shoes. And socks. Which my puppy is trying to eat, but hey...

Do you think of these surveys? I like them! It's fun seeing what everyone says. Unless what someone says is revealing something about you (Harry?).

Is your least favourite thing to do? Listen to Lavender talking about Dean...my god, that's scary...

Is your biggest hope/dream? That Harry defeats Voldermort!

What's worse:

Barfing on your date or your date barfing on you? Eww... I'd hate someone throwing up on me!

Seeing someone die or you dying? Seeing someone die

Being helpless or doing something you will regret? Being helpless

Most likely to respond to this? Ginny

Most likely not to respond to this? Neville

Time now? 2:52 pm


Flitwick, who had come over to see what the fuss was all about, was trying very hard to not start laughing again. "Minerva! Where on earth did you get this from?" he squeaked. Snape smiled rather evilly. "Seems to be the latest craze amongst the students. Keep an eye out for them, won't you?" Flitwick just laughed.


Oh my god, you guys are so excellent! Thank you so much for the reviews!! All of you were great! Well, lets see... I'll definitely do the teachers, but maybe after I've gotten the main characters (or at least my favourites lol) out of the way (the idea I got from 'Do you need to know' (whoever you are :P) was brilliant; I'd already thought along those lines... what am I talking about? I'll tell you later, heh heh :D). Next up is... Ginny! Sorry for all of you that madly wanted Draco, but he'll be up very soon; I'll try and post a couple of chapters all up at once. Thanks! You guys are brilliant!