All right. The one you've all been waiting for... Neville! Lol, just joking, it's Draco ;) Hope you guys enjoy!

Snape surveyed his class through gleaming eyes. In hope of finding some more surveys, he'd set his Gryffindor-Slytherin class a fairly simple potion (simple for Advanced Potions, anyway), which allowed them plenty of time to sit back and relax while their concoctions simmered away.

So far, most of the students were just talking in small groups, but then something rather unusual happened. Hermione Granger passed a note... to Draco Malfoy. A rather shocked Draco Malfoy, actually. Hermione just smiled at the befuddled look on Draco's face, winked, and turned back to Ron and Harry.

Snape watched Draco unravel the piece of parchment. Both faces dawned in recognition as both realised that Hermione had passed Draco a survey. If he could have, Snape would have punched the air in triumph.

Towards the end of the lesson, Snape was still wondering how he was going to get the now-finished survey off Draco, when Neville Longbottom solved the problem for him. Without Hermione's guidance, Neville's potion had gone rather wrong, and was spitting ominously. Neville started to back away...just as his cauldron exploded into a million pieces. While the largest of these pieces didn't actually head towards Draco, it did head towards his chair. It whistled through the air before breaking the legs of Draco's chair, causing him to fall off and smack his head on the stone floor.

Snape rushed over. Draco wasn't unconscious, just mumbling nonsense. "Is he alright Professor?" asked a concerned Pansy Parkinson. Hermione Granger beat him to an answer. "He's probably just got concussion," she said.

Snape nodded. "He needs to see Madam Pomfrey. Zabini?" he asked. Blaise, who had been crouching down by his friend, nodded, and stood up. Snape levitated Draco into the air, and Blaise guided his friend out the door. Snape looked at the rest of his class. "Well? You can begin cleaning up, and start bottling a sample of your potion," he said coolly. The class scattered, and Snape pocketed Draco's survey.

At lunch, in the staffroom...

Snape finished telling the story of how he got Draco's survey. McGonagall winced. "Well, I'm sure Poppy will sort him out," she said. Flitwick nodded. "Now Severus...the survey?" he asked keenly. Snape pulled it out, and they started reading...

Starting time? 12:03 pm

Personal

Full name? Draco Augustus Lucius Malfoy. Cool, huh?

Nicknames? Ugh...Ferret-boy and Drackie-poo (damn you Pansy). I'm also known as the 'Slytherin Sex God' :D

Birthday? November 12th

Age? 17

Sex? If you're cute. Ha, I'm male.

Siblings? None

Star sign? Scorpio

Single or taken? Taken. Of course.

Hair? Gorgeous platinum blonde, baby ;)

Eyes? Grey

Best and worst features (in your opinion)? What are you talking about? I don't have any bad features. My best... either my terrific good looks, or my modesty (lol).

Blood? Oh, come on, I'm a Malfoy. It's pure, of course.

Pets? My owl

A bit more personal

First kiss - who/where/when? Pansy/Slytherin Common Room/2nd year

Ever pashed? Of course.

Still a virgin? How could I be known as the Slytherin Sex God if I was a virgin?

If not, who/where/when? Lol, everyone/everywhere/all the time ;) Nah, my first time was Pansy/my bed (at Hogwarts)/4th year

Current crush? Well, I'm going out with Pansy, but there are a few hotties around (cough'Granger'cough). What?

Ever had a crush on a teacher? No! Well... Hooch is just so... how can I put it. Dominating. Shut up!

Who do you hate the most? Harry bloody Potter.

What do you sleep in? Nothing at all, baby. Turned on yet? Heh heh...

School

What house are you in? Slytherin, of course. The only house that's worth being in.

Who is your favourite teacher? Professor Snape. What, are you suggesting there's any other decent teachers at the school? Mwahaha...

Who is your least favourite teacher? That stupid oaf Hagrid.

Favourite subject? Potions

Successes? Come on people, I'm practically a walking success ;)

Rule breaker? When it suits me.

Friends

Besties? Well... Crabbe and Goyle I guess. My best friend is probably Blaise though.

Loudest? Dear god. Pansy. That girl never-shuts-up!

Shyest? Theodore Nott's pretty shy.

Who do you go to for advice? Why would I need advice? If anyone, Professor Snape, or Father.

In life

Ever:

Been Close To Death? No

Been Cursed? As if. Who could curse me?

Killed Someone? No, but I swear, if Potty beats me one more time to the snitch...

Saved Someone? Why would I waste my time doing that?

Been in love? No

Smoked? Once or twice... honestly, I don't see what's so special about it.

Gone skinny-dipping? Mmm, absolutely. Bet you're sorry you missed that ;)

Broken the law? Please; laws are made to be broken.

Made yourself cry to get out of trouble? Of course not!

Made yourself throw up? Nope

Kissed a toad? Eww, no.

Been rejected? !!! I'm Draco Malfoy. No way!!!

Fallen for your best friend? No

Used someone? All the time. What's wrong with that?

Been used? Hell no. I'm way too clever for that.

Most embarrassing moment? ...Moody... 4th year... ferret... leave me alone, damn you!

Scariest moment? That time in 1st year when I had to go into the bloody Forbidden Forest, and that... thing was sucking the unicorns blood... ugh...

Dream job? Why would I need a job; I'm filthy rich ;D Well, maybe Minister of Magic... or Ruler of the World... heh heh...

Role model? Father

Goal in life? To get rid of Harry Potter. Or at least beat him at quidditch :P

Special talents? Can make girls swoon just by looking at them, excellent flier... the list just goes on :D

Favourites

Animal? Owl. Ha, bet you thought I'd say snake. That's just creepy :P

Colour? Silver

Food? Chocolate

Drink? Firewhisky's pretty good, but otherwise butterbeer.

Place to shop? Borgins in Knockturn Alley is pretty cool... but it's a little creepy. Honeydukes?

Spell? Lumos. And Nox ;)

Thing you own? Oh, where to start; I own so much! How 'bout my stunning body? (I know you want it :D)

Thing to do? Beat Potty. Or... well, I'm not known as a sex god for nothing ;)

Quidditch team/position? GO SLYTHERIN!!! Seeker's the greatest! Or maybe it's just that I'm the greatest...heh.

Motto/quote? When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

Morning or night? Night ;)

Summer or winter? Winter

Lefty or righty? Lefty

Gold or silver? Silver

Last...

Person to make you cry? Malfoys don't cry... 'cept Goyle stood on my foot. You have no idea how much he weighs...

Person to see you cry? Crabbe and Goyle

Person you were mean to? Granger :) Actually... I'm starting to feel a bit bad about that...argh!!!

Time you fought with your parents? Why would I want to fight with my parents?

Time you made a wish? I don't wish for things to happen, I make them happen... ok, so I wished that I could find my teddy last night. Bugger off.

Time you laughed? When I made Granger cry...damn.

Time you read a book? Well, seeing as I'm at school, I'm reading books all the time, you idiot.

Thing you ate? An apple. Actually... it was rather good, now that I think about it. Wouldn't mind another one... damn.

What

Are you scared of most? I'm not scared of anything! ...Except maybe being turned into a ferret again. Ahhh... oh yeah, and maybe Father when he's in a bad mood.

Are you listening to right now? The soft bubbling of my cauldron, and Pansy's incessant whining. Damn.

Are you wearing right now? Heh, bet you wish I was wearing nothing, don't you? Well, under my robes, I'm in these sexy pair of skin-tight black leather pants...drooling yet? Heh heh...

Do you think of these surveys? I guess they're ok. After all, I get to let everyone know how good I am ;D

Is your least favourite thing to do? Either lose against Scar-head, or face the wrath of my Father shudders

Is your biggest hope/dream? That I beat Potter. Just once; that's all I'm asking!

What's worse:

Barfing on your date or your date barfing on you? Yuck! Being barfed on!

Seeing someone die or you dying? Dying. Not that I've ever died before, but hey...

Being helpless or doing something you will regret? Being helpless... not that I'm ever helpless, but... ok, I'll shut up now lol :P

Most likely to respond to this? Probably Pansy. She adores me, you know. I'm still not sure if that's a good thing or not...

Most likely not to respond to this? Granger. I still don't know why she gave me this survey...maybe just to spread it through all the houses. Anyway...

Time now? 12:29pm

Dumbeldore looked at Sprout, who had come to talk to McGonagall but was instead caught up in the survey. "Now you see what you need to keep an eye out for?" he asked. Sprout nodded. "Oh, absolutely Albus! These are excellent... maybe we should have a staff survey?" she suggested. Snape and McGonagall looked a little alarmed as Albus just smiled evilly...

I really hope you guys enjoyed this!!! Sorry if it wasn't what you expected, or wanted, but... please review (and tell me who you want next!)! By the way... does anyone know what Sprout's first name is? And is Flitwicks 'Filius'? Or is that just made up? Umm...up next will probably either be Neville or Luna, and then I'll do Fred and George. Can you guys think of any other students you wanna see?Thanks!