Yeah. Kinda felt sorry for Luna, so I gave her a boyfriend. Harry and Draco are mine (:D), I just can't see the whole Ron/Luna thing working out, so... hope you guys enjoy, cos I had to make a whole pile up seeing as we don't really know much about her! By the way, I was trying to figure out a middle name for her, and the one I picked means 'wanderer'. Thought it kinda fits Luna... I couldn't find one that was better lol :P Now, onto Luna's survey... with a cameo appearance by Ginny! W00T!

Oh and... sorry if you feel that I've overdone Hagrids accent a bit... heh, yeah, think I might of. It was fun to write though!

The teachers walked into the staffroom gloomily. It was a Saturday, and, as they'd feared, this seemed to have contributed greatly to their inability to find a survey. They'd met today in the hope that someone had found one, but when McGonagall asked, "Anyone?", they all just shook their heads.

Suddenly Hagrid burst in (the teachers that weren't facing the door didn't need to turn around to know it was Hagrid; they could tell be the way the door slammed against the wall and almost fell off).

"Hullo, though' I migh' find you lot in 'ere! Guess wha' I've found?!" he said energetically. Snape looked at him miserably. "Let me guess, a new breed of something that bites, stings, and explodes when you try to touch it?" he said sarcastically. Hagrid didn't seem to notice the sarcasm, and instead reached into the pocket of his coat, and pulled out a scrunched up piece of parchment. He began smoothing it out. "Nah, 's one o' those 'surveys' tha' you lot 'av been goin' on abou'," he said happily. "Found it sittin' under a tree next 'ta the Lake."

Snape sat up like a rocket. "Hagrid, I'd never thought I'd say this, but you are brilliant."

Hagrid smiled proudly, and they started reading...

Starting time? 12:45pm Personal

Full name? Luna Peregrine Lovegood

Nicknames? Loony Lovegood

Birthday? May 31st

Age? 16

Sex? Female

Siblings? No

Star sign? Gemini

Single or taken? Taken

Hair? Blonde

Eyes? Pale blue/grey

Best and worst features (in your opinion)? I don't really know...does it matter?

Blood? Pure

Pets? Don't have any... but I'd really like a Crumple-horned Snorkack! Daddy said if we can find one, we might be able to keep it... yay!

A bit more personal

First kiss - who/where/when? Colin Creevey/end of 5th year/Room of Requirement

Ever pashed? Yes

Still a virgin? Yes

If not, who/where/when?

Current crush? Colin (I'm going out with him silly!)

Ever had a crush on a teacher? Well... when he was here, I kind of liked Lupin. There was something about him... he was almost... I don't know... wolfish? Anyway...

Who do you hate the most? I don't hate anyone (except for Umbridge the old ugly bat...whoops ;P)

What do you sleep in? My flannelette pyjamas. And bed socks. So comfy...

School

What house are you in? Ravenclaw

Who is your favourite teacher? Hmm... I think... Professor... either Flitwick... or Trelawney.

Who is your least favourite teacher? Well, Professor Snape acts like he's got a blue-tongued leprechaun (yes, there is such a thing!) stuck up his... you know... but I think he's just misunderstood. Hagrid's not very good at all, though... bit of a joke, really...

Favourite subject? I like Charms, but Divination's good too!

Successes? My Daddy owns the Quibbler! W00T!

Rule breaker? Maybe. Don't really notice...

Friends

Besties? Hmm... after what happened in 4th year, I'd have to say Ginny Weasley, and then Harry Potter and his friends

Loudest? Hermione Granger (heh heh...)

Shyest? Poor Neville lol :P

Who do you go to for advice? Oh... probably Daddy...

In life

Ever:

Been Close To Death? No.

Been Cursed? Well, there was that dreadful Moody in 3rd year; he cursed everyone! Although Professor Dumbeldore did say he could... and that time we went to the ministry to rescue Sirius (or is it Stubby?), I think it was a curse that knocked me out. Drats...

Killed Someone? No. But I saw my mother die...

Saved Someone? No

Been in love? Umm... well, that's an interesting question, isn't it? Unfortunately, I don't have a particularly interesting answer for you (in other words, I don' think so).

Smoked? No

Gone skinny-dipping? No

Broken the law? Maybe :P

Made yourself cry to get out of trouble? No

Made yourself throw up? Nope, but Ginny to tell you an interesting story... you know, Professor Snape's never worn those robes again :D

Kissed a toad? Ahh... Trevor... fond memories

Been rejected? No. I've never bothered to ask anyone out :P

Fallen for your best friend? No

Used someone? No

Been used? No

Most embarrassing moment? I don't have one...no... wait, Ginny, what are you doing...NO! DON'T LISTE...

Hey guys, Ginny here! Luna's currently... unavailable ;) So, I'm here to tell you guys about... drum roll... LUNA'S MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT! YAAAAYYYYY!!!!! (Ha, sucked in Luna :D)

Rightio... now, I'm sure you guys know the effects that butterbeer has on house elves, right? Well, funnily enough...stop struggling Luna, you're not going to get this back until I'm finished... anyway, as I was saying, funnily enough, butterbeer seems to have the same effect... on Luna!

So! One time... actually, at the end of last year, we then-5th years decided to have a bit of an end of year party to celebrate the end of exams. We held it in the Room of Requirement, and I, thanks to a few tips from my dear twin brothers, supplied the food and butterbeer, and it turned out that Luna here... well, to put it bluntly, couldn't hold her booze lol. She ended up so out of it that she started dancing on the table, and right after she ripped off her robes (It's ok, she was wearing clothes underneath), she jumped on top of Colin Creevey and promptly began to snog the living daylights out of him.

Luna is now the star of the 6th years, and has a wonderful boyfriend named Colin (everybody go awwwwww)Anyway, I believe I have now sufficiently embarrassed Luna, so I'll be going now. Seeya!

...Damn...

Scariest moment? When Mother died...

Dream job? Oooh, I'd love to be a journalist, and travel all over the world!

Role model? Don't really have one... ha, anyone but Rita Skeeter

Goal in life? To find the Crumple-Horned Snorkack! I know it's out there somewhere; it's only a matter of time...

Special talents? Hmm... well, I can see Thestrals... but I'm not sure if that's a good thing :P

Favourites

Animal? The Crumple-Horned Snorkack! Otherwise... nifflers are cute ;)

Colour? Orange

Food? Mmm, pumpkin pasties...

Drink? Gillywater

Place to shop? Florean Fortescue's Ice Cream Parlour

Spell? Incendio (What? I'm not a firebug...)

Thing you own? Don't know really... after all, everyone always seems to take all of my things :P

Thing to do? Read the Quibbler. Talking to Harry and his friends is nice too, though...

Quidditch team/position? Well, Ravenclaw of course. I think... keeper's a nice position...

Motto/quote? The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

Morning or night? Morning

Summer or winter? Summer

Lefty or righty? Righty

Gold or silver? I like both.

Last...

Person to make you cry? Ginny, when she sat on me so she could write down my most embarrassing moment. Drats...

Person to see you cry? Ginny

Person you were mean to? Hang on...aha, there we go, Ginny. Hope that hurt! lol

Time you fought with your parents? I don't fight with Daddy.

Time you made a wish? Oh, that time right before Daddy and I went on a trip looking for the Crumple-Horned Snorkack (I wished we'd find it :P)

Time you laughed? When I jinxed Ginny, so about 30 seconds ago.

Time you read a book? Oh, I read all the time...

Thing you ate? Pumpkin Pasties! Yay!

What

Are you scared of most? Well, it was that Ginny would tell everyone my most embarrassing secret :P

Are you listening to right now? Ginny whining about me jinxing her. Ha. Oh, and the waves crashing on the shore of the lake.

Are you wearing right now? Shorts and a shirt.

Do you think of these surveys? Well, I've never had one before... interesting?

Is your least favourite thing to do? Listen to people complain about the Quibbler.

Is your biggest hope/dream? That we find the Crum... ok, so you can probably guess :P

What's worse:

Barfing on your date or your date barfing on you? Barfing on your date

Seeing someone die or you dying? Oh, seeing someone die. Avoid it if you can, k?

Being helpless or doing something you will regret? Don't know... I'll just try and evade both of them ;)

Most likely to respond to this? Oh, I don't know... I might just give it to some random person...

Most likely not to respond to this? Umbridge. Mainly because I won't be sending it to her, lol :P

Time now? 1:03pm

Sprout started laughing. "Blue tongue leprechaun... ha ha..." she laughed. She shut up when Snape glared at her, but not before whispering something that sounded very much like "It's true, and you know it."

McGonagall frowned at the parchment. "You know... I think I heard that party last year. There was an awful racket going on, but when I went to investigate, there was nothing there, just a tapestry...hmm..." she said, intrigued. "Anyway, good job Hagrid!" she said smiling. Hagrid just blushed.

Omg, these are getting harder and harder to write... think I need a few more reviews to keep going ;) Right...next up, I think it'll be Fred and George; what I need you guys to tell me is if you want a survey with Fred and George together, or if you want separate surveys! After that, I was thinking about doing Lee, and then... not sure. My 'possibles' are: Crabbe, Goyle, Pansy, Parvati, Dean, Seamus, or Lavender. Anyone else? After that, I'll be on to the teachers, but I'm not gonna do Sinistra (or whatever the right spelling is) or Vector, and I'm gonna need a few people asking for me to do Binns. I'll definitely do Lupin, Lucius, and Percy, but I was wondering: anyone wanna see Fudge, Lockheart or Umbridge? And do I do Sirius, or not, cos he's dead? Oh yeah, and you guys might get an insight into old Voldy Moldy himself ;) Anyway, please review and let me know what you think!