Disclaimer: I don't own these surveys! Come on guys, they're all over the net; I've just grabbed a pile and put 'em together to make this one, so feel free to use this one for whatever you want, but please don't copy this and call it your own story.

For those of you that missed it (I said in like, the first chapter), pashing is French kissing, or tongue kissing. If you still don't get it, I really can't help you I'm afraid :P Sorry for the Aussie slang!

Had more people asking for me to do Gred and Forge separately, so here's Fred! Damn, it really sucks making up middle names! Rufus means 'red haired', fairly appropriate, don't you think? Lol... oh yeah, I'm born 2 days after Fred and George, so... go Aries! W00T! Oh yeah... I like having people put stuff into other people's surveys, like I did with Ginny in Lunas'? So anyway, I've done that again in both the twins' surveys. Thanks!

Fred Weasley relaxed on his comfy lounge. He'd just finished dinner, and was discussing new ideas for the joke shop with his brother George, and George's girlfriend, Katie Bell. Fred and George were the proud owners of Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes, and after a couple of years, business was booming, something that had allowed them to move into the house above the shop.

Katie stood up, stretching. "Thanks for tea, Fred. I'm really tired though, so I think I'll have a shower and go to bed," she yawned. The boys said goodnight, and she disappeared through the door.

Just then, a familiar owl fluttered through the open window. George held out his arm, and the tiny owl landed, hooting gleefully. "Hey Pig," he said, and then turned to Fred. "Wonder what Ickle Ronnikins wants?"

George untied the two letters attached to Pig's leg, and let him go. He looked at the envelopes, and chucked one at Fred. "That one's yours."

Opening his letter, Fred read...

Hey Fred

Hope the Shop's going well! Want to send me any freebies? Heh, anyway...

We've got these surveys going around the school, and I was hoping you'd fill one out and send it back? Just for a laugh. Thanks!

Harry, Hermione and Ginny say 'hi'.

Ron

Fred shrugged. Why not? he thought. He grabbed a quill, and started filling it out...

Starting time? 8:57pm

Personal

Full name? Fredrick Rufus Weasley

Nicknames? Fred, Gred (as in Gred and Forge)... personally, I prefer the one George made up of 'Master of Mayhem', heh heh...

Birthday? 1st of April (when else?)

Age? 19

Sex? Look, I know you want me, but no. Sorry babe ;)

Siblings? Absolutely. There's Bill and Charlie, who are pretty good, Percy, who's a complete and utter git, Ickle Ronnikins, and little Ginny.

Star sign? Aries

Single or taken? Taken! Hell yeah!

Hair? Fiery Red

Eyes? Bright blue – come on, it sounds good, doesn't it. You know you want me :D

Fred you bloody pompous git – George :D

Damn... can't... erase... ink! Well... just don't listen to my idiot brother, k?

Best and worst features (in your opinion)? Best... my amazing talent as a "trouble maker (I prefer 'provider')", heh heh... what was the other question? Worst feature in my opinion, hey? Well then... in my opinion, I don't have any ;) lol

Blood? Pure

Pets? Well, at Mum & Dads place, we've got Errol...and the ghoul upstairs...and the garden gnomes... hmmm...

A bit more personal

First kiss - who/where/when? Oh, let me remember... Angelina/Quidditch change rooms/4th year, right after we won the Quidditch cup :)

Ever pashed? Yep

Still a virgin? Not anymore ;)

If not, who/where/when? Angelina/Gryffindor common room (yeah, I know. It was her idea!)/7th year

Current crush? Hmm, well, Hermione really isn't that bad... lol, just joking. Angelina, all the way.

Ever had a crush on a teacher? Nope

Who do you hate the most? SNAPE!!!

What do you sleep in? A bed in a room in a house in a... ok, I'll stop. Boxers.

School

What house are you in? Right now? My house, actually. Well, Georges and mine :P Was in Gryffindor.

Who is your favourite teacher? Lupin was great... heh, maybe I like him 'cos he was one of the marauders :P

Who is your least favourite teacher? Ugh, Snape the Slimeball :P

Favourite subject? Hmm... either Charms or DADA

Successes? Let's see: not a prefect, always in trouble... I'd call that a success :D

Rule breaker? Ha, absolutely :)

Friends

Besties? Lee and George

Loudest? Lee

Shyest? Aww, poor wittle Harry :P

Who do you go to for advice? I don't need advice! I'm... Super Fred!

Haha, more like Super Dick-head. When he needs advice (which is like, all the time), he comes to me.

In life

Ever:

Been Close To Death? Well, there was that time when we stole the car and went and picked up Harry... damn Mum was scary!

Been Cursed? Just by Moody in 5th year.

Killed Someone? George? Come here for a minute...heh.

Saved Someone? No

Been in love? Yep

Smoked? Tried it once, almost choked to death

Gone skinny-dipping? Yes

Broken the law? Maybe... but only if you count getting our brooms back of Umbridge before flying off in to the sunset (you have no idea how much fun that was :D) 'breaking the law'.

Made yourself cry to get out of trouble? Yeah, but Mum's such a softie once you get the tears flowing :D

So that's how you always got out of trouble! You little sneak! Grr...

Made yourself throw up? Yeah, that one works too lol.

Kissed a toad? Nope

Been rejected? Well, Angelina wouldn't go out with me in 2nd year... that really sucked :P

Fallen for your best friend? Nope

Used someone? Nah... not really... maybe...

Been used? No

Most embarrassing moment? I don't get embarrassed... no George, stay awa-

Aha :) This really isn't something that Fred likes to spread around. One time, we were trying out our new Confusing Coffee – makes you really out of it. Anyway, Fred and Lee tried some, and they were so affected that they started kissing each other. The best bit? I got photos :D Heh heh heh... oh, it's ok, we toned down the coffee a bit ;)

Scariest moment? One time at Quidditch practice, this bludger was zooming straight for my head... and I accidentally dropped my bat. Thought I was dead...

Dream job? Got it ;)

Role model? Ha, Marauders, all the way. Either them or Zonko.

Goal in life? To be the biggest, most famous joke supplier in the world!

Special talents? Yeah, I reckon I've got a few to have been able to start up our joke shop at 17.

Favourites

Animal? Flobberworms, all the way! Lol...

Colour? Lime Green ;)

Food? Canary Creams. You should really try one. Really.

Drink? Firewhisky

Ha, Fred, I bet you haven't ever even touched the stuff, you liar :P

Shut up! I have too!

Place to shop? Gambol & Japes, the other joke shop in Diagon Alley :)

Spell? Anything that helps me cause mischief, heh heh...

Thing you own? Broomstick, I think...

Thing to do? Play Quidditch, or make new stuff for our shop.

Quidditch team/position? Gryffindor, beater. We're the best ;)

Motto/quote? Sex is nobodies business except the three people involved.

Morning or night? Night

Summer or winter? Summer

Lefty or righty? Righty

Gold or silver? Silver, actually. I know it's a Slytherin colour and everything, but...

Last...

Person to make you cry? Me!

Huh? What are you talking about?

Hang on...

OUCH! GEORGE!

Haha...

Person to see you cry? George, the git :P

Person you were mean to? Give me a minute and it's gonna be George...

Time you fought with your parents? Nope. Not that silly. You do know who my Mum is, don't you?

Time you made a wish? Don't make wishes.

Time you laughed? I'm a Weasley twin; I'm always laughing :)

Time you read a book? How long since I left Hogwarts? Just joking...

Thing you ate? Ice-cream

What

Are you scared of most? Mum

Are you listening to right now? The radio

Are you wearing right now? Socks, boxers and a shirt

Do you think of these surveys? Yeah, whatever...

Is your least favourite thing to do? Have Mum yell at me :P

Is your biggest hope/dream? That our joke shop makes me and George millionaires... ahh...

What's worse:

Barfing on your date or your date barfing on you? Ha, getting barfed on; I throw up near Angelina all the time, just to annoy her ;)

Seeing someone die or you dying? Watching someone kick the bucket.

Being helpless or doing something you will regret? Doing something you'll regret.

Most likely to respond to this? George

Most likely not to respond to this? Percy :P

Time now? 9:14pm

Fred and George laughed at the survey. "Gonna have to send that to Lee. So Georgey, gonna do yours now?" asked Fred. George just yawned. "Nah, maybe in the morning. Think I might go and join Katie," he replied. They said goodnight, and went to bed.
By the way, just got asked a question bout Blaise; I'll do him when I get around to it, k? Just for those of you that don't know (like Celia, whoever you are ;P) Blaise is a bloke: it says so on JKR's site. Umm... oh yeah, I've had Cho and Victor suggested... anyone else wanna see them? Lockheart's been popular, Umbridge so-so (need more people letting me know!), and Fudge has generally been regarded as a bad idea :P

George's next.