Hey guys! Ugh, middle names really suck! Ilarius means 'cheerful'... but please, to stop me from coming up with silly sounding names, heh heh, let me know what you think'd be good names for those that we don't know.

Georges survey, a.k.a. Katie beats up George :D

George Weasley stretched out, and gazed lovingly at Katie Bell, his girlfriend. "Thanks for the french toast, Katie," he said. Katie laughed. "Funny isn't it; I come to your house, and I end up making you breakfast," she sighed. George smiled. "Yeah, good isn't it."

Katie shook her head... and noticed a letter sitting on the table. "Hmm? What's this?" she asked curiously. "Oh, just some survey that Ron sent me," said George. "Come on, then," said Katie. "You've got to fill it out!"

George groaned, but grabbed a quill anyway...

Starting time? 51:67. Ha, nah, it's 8:15am

Personal

Full name? George Ilarius Weasley (My parents have strange tastes :P)

Nicknames? Forge, Gorgeous George... damn, didn't think I'd get away with that last one :P

Birthday? 1st of April. Same as Fred. Funny that...

Age? 19

Sex? Male

Siblings? None that I'm willing to admit to... :D

Star sign? Aries

Single or taken? Single...ha, Katie, I'm only joking. Wait...Katie... no Katie, put it down Katie... that's better. Yeah, I'm taken ;)

Hair? Red

Eyes? Blue

Best and worst features (in your opinion)? Dunno 'bout my best... oh wait, I know: my sexy body... and worst... my terrible girlfriend. ARGH, NO, KATIE, I WAS ONLY JOKING!!! NOOOOOOooooo...

Hey, Katie Bell here! George is currently indisposed, and will be until I finish kicking his sorry little ass :) and get him to apologise for making jokes about me being a dodgy girlfriend :P Thanks!

Blood? Well, as I've just found out, it's red, wet, and sticky :P Thanks Katie.

Pets? I had a pet rock! ...but last week it died (lol)

A bit more personal

First kiss - who/where/when? Ahh, my darling Katie, at the Yule ball in 5th year.

Ever pashed? Yep

Still a virgin? Nope :)

If not, who/where/when? Come on Katie, these people want to know! What? Yeah, guess they've probably figured it out by now :D Katie/my bed (at Fred and mine's place)/last year

Current crush? Well, seeing as Katie's standing right next to me, I have to be truthful and write Luna, don't I? Heh heh... OW! I WAS ONLY BLOODY JOKING YOU...umm, beautiful, gorgeous, oh no, please Katie, not again...

Ever had a crush on a teacher? Well, technically, Filch isn't a teacher, is he? (just joking, the answer's no)

Who do you hate the most? Kat... Snape.

What do you sleep in? Kat... boxers :D

I'm warning you, George Weasley...

School

What house are you in? Used to be in Gryffindor

Who is your favourite teacher? Hagrid

Who is your least favourite teacher? Ha, Snape, hands down.

Favourite subject? Care of Magical Creatures, or DADA

Successes? Well, haven't had so many at school, but look at where me and Fred are now!

Rule breaker? :O Me? George Weasley? A rule breaker? Never!

Friends

Besties? Fred and Lee. To a lesser extent, Angelina and Alicia. And Katie :)

Loudest? Lee, seeing as he commentated for Quidditch :P

Shyest? Probably Harry :P

Who do you go to for advice? Fred

In life

Ever:

Been Close To Death? Yeah, thanks to bloody Katie (It's ok, she's gone out of the room...oh bugger, no she hasn't...ouch!)

Been Cursed? With a terrible girlfriend :D

Sorry guys, George is indisposed again... hang on... ha, yeah; you can have him back now. He's a bit bruised though :D

Killed Someone? Give me a minute... heh, just joking, I love her too much. No, I haven't killed anyone.

Saved Someone? Nope

Been in love? No... just joking Katie. Yeah, I have been. Am, I mean ;)

Smoked? Couple of times. It's gross!

Gone skinny-dipping? All the time :)

Broken the law? Well... I don't think we've ever gone that far...

Made yourself cry to get out of trouble? Nah

Made yourself throw up? Yeah; the Puking Pastilles work great!

Kissed a toad? Well... when I look at Katie, I can kind of see the resemblance... heh heh...

Been rejected? No

But he will be the next time he tries to share a bed with me :P What? Katie, you can't be serious!

Fallen for your best friend? Nah

Used someone? Just the first years when we were doing our experiments ;)

Been used? Nope

Most embarrassing moment? One time after Quidditch practice, I was using the showers, and the girls walked into the wrong shower block... yeah... wasn't funny :P

It was bloody funny for us; he couldn't look at us for a week ;)

Scariest moment? When we told Mum we were opening up our store: thought she was gonna go absolutely ballistic...

Dream job? To own my own joke store. Oh, would you look at that...

Role model? The Marauders ;)

Goal in life? To be able to talk to Katie without getting beaten up lol :P

Special talents? Well, I'd go through them, but I don't want to make you jealous...

Favourites

Animal? Hippogriff; after all, Buckbeak was the one that ripped Malfoy's arm open. Silly git :P

Colour? Black

Food? Spaghetti. What? Just because everyone else likes wizard food...

Drink? Vodka. Drinking is so much fun :)

Place to shop? Apart from our shop, Zonko's.

Spell? Accio. So useful, specially when you can't be bothered getting up to get something ;)

Thing you own? Our shop

Thing to do? Katie, haha-OUCH! Oh my bloody God, I think my nose is bleeding...ARGH! THE PAIN! THE PAIN!

You deserved that one, and your nose is not bleeding, so shut up :P God, you guys see what I have to put up with? Hmm, I wonder if I can get Hermione to swap boyfriends with me... lol :P

Quidditch team/position? Gotta say Gryffindor, don't I? Beater's the best!

Motto/quote? You're not drunk if you can lie down on the ground without holding on :D

Morning or night? Morning

Summer or winter? Summer

Lefty or righty? Righty

Gold or silver? Gold

Last...

Person to make you cry? Katie. That girl is vicious, make no mistake people!

Person to see you cry? Katie :P

Person you were mean to? When am I ever mean? Ok, ok, Katie lol :D

Time you fought with your parents? When we told Mum and Dad that we were opening the store, and moving in to the house above it. Word of warning: never, under any circumstances, fight with my mother.

Time you made a wish? Can't remember.

Time you laughed? When I answered, "What's my favourite thing to do?". Just because you didn't laugh Katie :D

Time you read a book? Bout a week ago?

Thing you ate? French toast for breakfast (haha, sucked in :P).

What

Are you scared of most? Katie

Are you listening to right now? Fred blowing stuff up down in the test lab.

Are you wearing right now? Boxers and a shirt.

Do you think of these surveys? Yeah, they're good.

Is your least favourite thing to do? Get beaten up by Katie...

Is your biggest hope/dream? That Harry knocks off Voldy soon!

What's worse:

Barfing on your date or your date barfing on you? Being barfed on.

Seeing someone die or you dying? Well, I'm guessing dying would be pretty terrible...

Being helpless or doing something you will regret? Being helpless (like, when you're being beaten up by a girl...).

Most likely to respond to this? Lee

Most likely not to respond to this? Pompous Percy ;)

Time now? 8:43am

"Finished!" said George triumphantly, throwing the parchment down. Katie just looked at him reproachfully. "What?" he asked cheekily. Katie growled, and grabbed him in a bear hug, pushing him onto the couch. "Whoa, be careful Katie, thanks to you, I'm a little bit bruised," he laughed. Katie glared at him, and then lent down to kiss him. George's eyes fluttered in surprise as she deepened the kiss. Even after what I said in the survey? he thought. Wow!

Just then, Katie broke the kiss, and smiled at him. George groaned in frustration. "Katie! What are you trying to do to me?" he moaned. Katie just laughed. "Revenge for all your nasty comments," she laughed. "I'm gonna go and see if Fred wants some breakfast," she said smiling, and then walked off. George flopped back into the couch, closed his eyes, and groaned.

Well, hope you liked it! And I really hoped you like me putting Katie into the story too; it was actually really fun making George tease her in the survey. Anyway, please review soon! I'm thinking about putting Lee up next; tell me what you think. Thanks guys!