Sorry for taking so long to update guys! I'll try to not do it again :P Thanks heaps for all your reviews, too! I'd like to dedicate this chapter (W00T! my first dedication/s! Lol, anyway...) to 3 people; first of all, to hye em yes for her constant reviews (brilliant, thanks), second to Bex Carter, who signed her email from Kidarock but the email address doesn't match up lol. Anyway, her computer wouldn't let her review, so instead she took the time out to email me! Thanks heaps! ...oh, and last, but not least, to, of course, dobbyfan18, for the reviews, and constant emails, giving me the inspiration to keep writing when I get completely stuck and don't know how to get the survey to someone. Oh, and for making me laugh, calling me an 'insensitive prick' (lol, personal joke), and for loving Neville BECAUSE NEVILLE IS COOL! HE JUST DOESN'T FEEL THE NEED TO SHOW OFF, OK?!?! Anyway. Here's Lee!

Lee Jordan ran into his room, slammed the door, locked it with his wand, and then threw himself onto his bed. It was his little sisters 8th birthday party, and her and her friends were driving Lee absolutely insane. He could hear them running up and down the stairs, screaming for him to come back out and play. "Not on your life, kiddies," he mumbled to himself. He'd rather take on Snape in a bad mood. Trust his mother to make him stay.

Suddenly, he noticed a tapping on his window. It was... Pig? What would Ron want with him? He shrugged, and got up to open the window. Pig flew in, and hooted happily before landing on Lee's head. Lee laughed; you had to admit, he was a cute little owl. He shuddered as he thought what the girls down stairs would do if they saw him, though. Lee pulled Pig off his head, and untied the letter that was attached to his leg. Unravelling the parchment, Pig's appearance suddenly made a lot more sense. The letter was from the Twins, not Ron.

Actually, it wasn't a letter at all, Lee realised. Some kinda survey? Oh well, it wasn't like he had anything better to do, not with all the little terrors running around downstairs. He grabbed a quill, and started writing...

Starting time? 12:56pm

Personal

Full name? Lee Alexander Jordan

Nicknames? ...Lee?

Birthday? 12th May

Age? 19

Sex? Well, that really depends on what type of mood Alicia's in lol :P Male.

Siblings? Yeah, got a couple of brothers and sisters

Star sign? Taurus

Single or taken? Taken ;)

Hair? In dreadlocks (It's black).

Eyes? Brown

Best and worst features (in your opinion)? Well, personally I love my hair, and my worst features...dunno. Umm... I have big feet. Although, along with big hands and a rather large nose... I'm not sure if it's a bad thing ;)

Blood? 'Half-blood'

Pets? Yeah, got a giant tarantula, among other things... :D

A bit more personal

First kiss - who/where/when? Angelina Johnson/Gryffindor common room/1st year. I guess I better add that she'd fallen asleep though ;) I couldn't help it! lol

Ever pashed? Yes

Still a virgin? No

If not, who/where/when? Alicia Spinnet/...ahh, ok, Quidditch change rooms/7th year :P

Current crush? My darling Alicia lol :P

Ever had a crush on a teacher? My god, I never thought I'd agree with Malfoy... but he's right; Hooch really is so...dunno. Commanding? Ahhh...

Who do you hate the most? Umbridge :P

What do you sleep in? Boxers and a tank top

School

What house are you in? Used to be in Gryffindor

Who is your favourite teacher? Hmm... McGonagall. After all, she let me commentate the Quidditch matches!

Who is your least favourite teacher? Snape. Or Umbridge... both.

Favourite subject? Dinner ;)

Successes? Got to commentate Quidditch, and I managed to get Alicia to go out with me, didn't I? Heh heh...

Rule breaker? Oh, yeah, maybe... lol :D

Friends

Besties? Fred & George

Loudest? Wha? How could you guys put me here? Grr...

Shyest? Probably... Katie.

Who do you go to for advice? The Twins. Even though they're complete idiots (lol), they can come up with some good advice most of the time :P

In life

Ever:

Been Close To Death? Nope

Been Cursed? Yeah; psycho Moody :P

Killed Someone? Yep. Ha, just joking, of course I haven't!

Saved Someone? Nah

Been in love? ...yeah, I think so, actually. Wow, that's kinda scary... argh!

Smoked? Yeah. That was... interesting, but something I'm not too keen to try again :P

Gone skinny-dipping? Hell yeah ;)

Broken the law? Nope

Made yourself cry to get out of trouble? Nah

Made yourself throw up? Once or twice :P

Kissed a toad? It was a dare, ok?! Argh...

Been rejected? Yeah, Angelina always said no :P

Fallen for your best friend? Well, Alicia's a pretty close friend...

Used someone? Nah

Been used? Knowing me, probably :P

Most embarrassing moment? This one time, at band camp... lol, just joking. But there was this one time in 7th year, and we decided to have a party celebrating Umbridge's "tragic" disappearance lol :P Anyway... It seems I drank too much fire whisky, which resulted in me doing a striptease for the entire group of 7th years, heh heh... ahhh... the worst bit? They got photos :

Scariest moment? Getting caught by Snape when me and George snuck into the dungeons one night in 2nd year, when Fred was doing a detention down there... my god that was scary!

Dream job? Minister of Magic. Can you imagine what I could do? Mwahahahaha...

Role model? The Marauders, or Fred & George :P

Goal in life? Dunno

Special talents? ...I can do magic! Woo-hoo!

Favourites

Animal? Nifflers ;)

Colour? White

Food? Steak – medium rare, if you don't mind. What, you mean you're not getting me any? Damn!

Drink? Redcurrant Rum ;)

Place to shop? Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes!

Spell? Expelliarmus

Thing you own? Err... dunno :P

Thing to do? Ha, I don't think Alicia'd be too happy if I wrote that lol :P Watch Quidditch, then ;)

Quidditch team/position? Gryffindor, of course. Position? Hmm... I think I'll go with chaser.

Motto/quote? I like hearing myself talk. It is one of my greatest pleasures. I often have long conversations all by myself, and I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Morning or night? Midday (lol, just felt like being different)

Summer or winter? Spring!

Lefty or righty? Lefty

Gold or silver? Gold

Last...

Person to make you cry? My little sister threw up on me right before a date with Alicia the other day. Brand new robes 'n everything... :

Person to see you cry? My little sister, Mum, and Alicia (damn :P)

Person you were mean to? Heh heh, I hid my giant tarantula in George and Katie's bed the last time we were all there :D Fred's idea!

Time you fought with your parents? Can't remember

Time you made a wish? The other day; it was something along the lines of 'Oh no, please, don't throw up, anything but that, no, wait, NOOOoo-'

Time you laughed? I laugh all the time! Ready? Laugh with me people! Hahaha...mmm. Anyway...

Time you read a book? I've been avoiding those, actually lol :P

Thing you ate? A whistle, and no, it wasn't intentional :P All thanks to my little sister's friends and their evil ways :P

What

Are you scared of most? Katie when she's in a bad mood :D

Are you listening to right now? My little sister and her friends going feral :P

Are you wearing right now? Why would I be wearing anything at 1 o'clock in the after noon? Lol, just joking, I'm wearing boxers, socks, pants, and a shirt.

Do you think of these surveys? ...whatever :P (For all the FF8 fans out there ;D)

Is your least favourite thing to do? Cleaning, now that I can't get detentions anymore, heh heh...

Is your biggest hope/dream? I have no bloody idea :P

What's worse:

Barfing on your date or your date barfing on you? How about being barfed on right before you go on a date :P

Seeing someone die or you dying? Seeing someone...ahh, 'expire' :P

Being helpless or doing something you will regret? Regret sucks!

Most likely to respond to this? Umm... Alicia?

Most likely not to respond to this? Probably Angelina. She always rejects me ;D

Time now? 1:32pm

Lee sighed. Now, he had no excuse to back to the party. He tied his survey to Pig's leg (Pig had spent the last half hour hopping around, exploring Lee's room and hooting to his giant tarantula), figuring that Ron wouldn't mind if he borrowed Pig for a while. "You know where the girls are, Pig?" he asked hopefully. Pig looked at him curiously. Lee sighed, and tried again. "Alicia, Angelina...Katie?" Pig started jumping on his hand, hooting happily and nodding his head. Lee breathed a sigh of relief. "Alright, off you go then!" he said. Pig hooted, and flew off...straight into the closed window. "Whoops," said Lee, wincing. Pig sat up, and looked up at Lee, who picked him up after opening the window. "Sorry 'bout that, mate," said Lee. Pig nipped Lee's finger reproachfully, and flew off out the window. Lee smiled... and then heard a bang at the door. It was his little sister. "LEE!" she screamed throught the door, making him wince. "MUM SAYS YOU HAVE TO COME DOWN AND PLAY WITH US!"

Lee just groaned...

Ok, got no idea who to next, so guys, let me know who you really wanna see! Umm, what else... oh, hope you like the quote/mottos I've been using? Well, I'm not just making 'em up, so if you want to know who said what, email me, and I'll let you know. Thanks guys!