Well, I might as well say it now... I don't hate Percy. I just dislike him immensely :P So I'm gonna write him as the arrogant wanker I believe he is, lol :P Ok, so he seemed alright at school, but in the 4th and 5th books? He's just so... detestable :P

Oh yeah, I've also got all the quotes I've used so far, and who said 'em:

If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie. - Unknown

Bloody brilliant! - Ron Weasley (of course :P)

He who laughs last thinks slowest. - Unknown

In the beginning, there was nothing. And God said, "Let there be Light." And there was still nothing, but you could see it better. - Terry Pratchett

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. - Mae West (1892 - 1980)

FEAR: F... Everything And Run - Unknown

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with. - Marty Feldman

Sex is nobodies business except the three people involved. - Unknown

You're not drunk if you can lie down on the ground without holding on - Joe E. Lewis

I like hearing myself talk. It is one of my greatest pleasures. I often have long conversations all by myself, and I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. - Oscar Wilde

Oh, and guys, now that I've told you who said what (if I could find out who said what :P), please don't ask me who these people are, 'cos the only one I really know anything about is Terry Pratchett! (and Ron Weasley :P)

Anyway, here's Percy :P

Percy Weasley sat at his desk in the Ministry of Magic, working hard on his report for Cornelius Fudge. He still had another 2 days before it was needed, but Percy always liked to stay on top of his work. Actually, Percy was concentrating so hard that he didn't notice when a tiny owl flew into the room. He did notice it, however, when it decided to leave a "present" splattered across the middle of his nearly finished report.

"PIG!" Percy yelled angrily at the owl sitting on his desk, which looked up at him as if to say 'What? What did I do?'. Percy growled, and resisted the temptation to tear his hair out. Pig hooted (A/U: Yeah, I know this little owl does a lot of hooting... but seriously, what else to owls do? Lol :P), and shook his leg at Percy. Percy reached over to the offending leg, and untied the parchment that was irritating Pig. Unravelling it, a note fell out, which Percy picked up and read.

Hey Percy!

Hope you're well, and having a good time at the Ministry!

Percy looked down at his ruined report, then at Pig, and then went back to the note.

Anyway, was just wondering if you could do me a favour! We've got this survey going around the school, and we're trying to get as many people to do them as possible, so would you mind filling this one out, and then sending it back with Pig? Thanks!

Ron

Percy looked at the survey... and went back to fixing his report. This, however, was not the right thing to do, or at least not in Pig's book. The little owl promptly went ballistic; hooting his tiny lungs out and dive-bombing Percy (A/U: Wouldn't you just love to see that? Lol :P). Percy instantly relented. "Psycho owl," he muttered as he pulled the survey towards himself, and grabbed his quill. Under Pig's watchful eyes, he began writing...

Starting time? 1:54 pm

Personal

Full name? Percy Ignatius Weasley

Nicknames? I'm too superior to use nicknames... ok, Perce, and just other stupid names thanks to Fred and George :P

Birthday? 1st of June

Age? 21

Sex? Male

Siblings? Oh, dear God, I'm not going to go there... :P

Star sign? Gemini

Single or taken? Taken

Hair? Red

Eyes? Blue

Best and worst features (in your opinion)? Oh, that is a tough one. Either my brilliant intelligence, my tolerance of others, or my general casual, easygoing outlook on life for my best... but honestly, I can't pick any bad features! Funny that...

Blood? Pure

Pets? My owl, Hermes.

A bit more personal

First kiss - who/where/when? Penelope/...some random Hogwarts classroom/6th year

Ever pashed? Yes

Still a virgin? Err...yes :

If not, who/where/when? ...

Current crush? Ahh, Penelope...

Ever had a crush on a teacher? Most certainly not... well... there was always Minerva...damn, I mean Professor McGonagall... damn, no, I mean I don't... No! Never! NOOOooo...damn.

Who do you hate the most? I'm above hating people. That is so juvenile :P

What do you sleep in? My flannelette pyjamas... why are you laughing? What am I supposed to sleep in, boxers? Ahaha, I make myself laugh sometimes ;)

School

What house are you in? Before I graduated, I was in Gryffindor.

Who is your favourite teacher? I was on comfortable terms with all of the Hogwarts staff, but even though she never taught me, Professor Umbridge really was an excellent lady.

Who is your least favourite teacher? I don't like to discriminate, but I'm afraid Hagrid just really didn't cut it.

Favourite subject? ...oh, no, I'm afraid I just can't pick it!

Successes? Prefect, Head boy ;D

Rule breaker? Me? Never!

Friends

Besties? My dearest Penelope.

Loudest? Well... he's not loud, but Cornelius is certainly a cheerful fellow!

Shyest? Hmm... I'd have to say Dawlish, one of the Aurors that works closely with the Minister.

Who do you go to for advice? Oh, Cornelius of course.

In life

Ever:

Been Close To Death? Thankfully no.

Been Cursed? No

Killed Someone? No

Saved Someone? No

Been in love? ...yes?

Smoked? No

Gone skinny-dipping? No

Broken the law? NO!

Made yourself cry to get out of trouble? No

Made yourself throw up? No

Kissed a toad? No

Been rejected? ...maybe.

Fallen for your best friend? No

Used someone? No

Been used? No

Most embarrassing moment? Either when Ginny caught me and Penelope kissing in 6th year, or when I greeted the Minister at the world cup, and when I bowed, my glasses fell off...argh...

Scariest moment? That time at the Quidditch World Cup when the Death Eaters appeared. That really wasn't a... 'nice' place to be.

Dream job? Minister for Magic! And I know I'd just be absolutely perfect for the job... don't you agree?

Role model? The Minister.

Goal in life? To become Minister for Magic! It will happen! I know I can do it! ONLY ME!!!!!! Ahh... yes, anyway, next question...

Special talents? Oh, I'm afraid I'm really not one to brag ;)

Favourites

Animal? Actually, I quite like goldfish... they're really very interesting!

Colour? Brown... there's nothing wrong with that, is there?

Food? I'm rather partial to toast, now that you mention it...

Drink? Butterbeer

Place to shop? Florish and Blotts.

Spell? Reparo. It's really very useful, you know...

Thing you own? Err... probably my apartment in London. Or Hermes. Or my wand... or maybe my glasses; after all, I can't see without them :P

Thing to do? Ministry work. Makes me feel like I'm doing something important. Which I am, of course!

Quidditch team/position? I'm not really a big fan of Quidditch...

Motto/quote? People who think they know everything are very irritating to those of us who do.

Morning or night? Oh, night, all the way. I'm really not a morning person :P

Summer or winter? Summer

Lefty or righty? What do you me-... oh, 'righty', then :P

Gold or silver? Gold

Last...

Person to make you cry? ...me. Damn razors; how am I supposed to shave without my glasses on!

Person to see you cry? The mirror. Wouldn't stop laughing, either :

Person you were mean to? I'm above being mean to people... what?

Time you fought with your parents? Oh... couple of years ago now...

Time you made a wish? ??? ... I don't normally make wishes...

Time you laughed? Yesterday?

Time you read a book? Well, actually, I was reading one this morning! It's really rather good, too, it's called... ok, so I guess you're probably not interested in that ;P

Thing you ate? Toasted ham, cheese and tomato sandwich. Ministry canteen isn't bad, you know ;)

What

Are you scared of most? ...my mother in a bad mood.

Are you listening to right now? My quill as it scratches along this very piece of parchment... yep, pretty boring :P

Are you wearing right now? My robes. What else would I wear to work?

Do you think of these surveys? Rather childish, actually :P

Is your least favourite thing to do? Be the target of any of the Twins jokes :

Is your biggest hope/dream? That I become Minister for Magic! It's only a matter of time... mwahahahaha...

What's worse:

Barfing on your date or your date barfing on you? Being thrown up on, I think.

Seeing someone die or you dying? Dying

Being helpless or doing something you will regret? Doing something you will regret. What's with all the pessimistic hypotheticals?

Most likely to respond to this? I don't know

Most likely not to respond to this? I don't care :P Probably won't bother sending it on at all :P Ouch! Pig! I was only joking!

Time now? 2:21pm

Percy threw his quill down. "My God," he muttered, "I'm never doing one of those again!"

He rolled up the parchment, tied it to Pig's leg, and sighed in relief as the minute bird flew out of sight. Now, back to his report...

Phew! Sorry if that one wasn't up to scratch, but it's pretty hard to write Percy as being funny (hard for me, anyway :P). Honestly, I just wanted to get him outa the way! Alright, next up... I'm either gonna post Dean, Seamus, Lavender and Parvati all at the same time, Crabbe and Goyle (I'll do those 2 like I did the twins), Pansy or Cho, or I start on the teachers. Let me know guys! Thanks for the reviews!