Here's Dean, with special guest appearances/writings by Harry and 'Mione! Yay! Oh, and thanks for the reviews guys... please keep it up though!
Hagrid happily watched his 7th year Care of Magical Creatures class. Happily, because even though the teachers hadn't found any surveys in a while, Hagrid knew that one such quiz was being filled out at that very moment, by none other than Dean Thomas.
The Gryffindors had, as usual, formed a small circle, as they always did when taking notes from their books, but Hagrid could tell they weren't doing their work; instead they were laughing at whatever it was that Dean was writing down. Hagrid didn't really mind though; it was a nice warm day, and everyone was relaxing (including Hagrid). Actually, everyone except Malfoy was relaxing; he was complaining rather loudly about his headache.
After a while, Hagrid judged that Dean must have finished the survey, so now he just had to find a way to acquire it. He thought for a minute... "'Righ' you lot, I want you 'ta head ova' 'ta the lake for a while. We're gonna see if we can spot any Hippocampuses; they usually don' mind comin' up in this sorta weather."
The students started getting up, picking up their books. "Ah, 's ok, yeh can leave yer stuff 'ere, we're comin' back before the end of the lesson." Hagrid said. The Gryffindors and Slytherins shrugged, dropped their bags, and started walking over to the lake. Hagrid walked behind the group, and as he walked past the Gryffindors circle, he stooped down and picked up Dean's survey.
Later...
Hagrid bounded happily into the staffroom. "Guess wha'?" he cried. Snape looked at him. "I don't know... you found a survey?" he asked. Hagrid grinned. "Nah, I... wait, hang on, yeah, I did! How did you know?" he asked in surprise. Snape shrugged. "Lucky guess. Can we read it, then?"
Hagrid pulled out the survey, and they started reading...
Starting time? 11:00am Personal
Full name? Dean Edward Thomas
Nicknames? Nah, don't have any
Birthday? 17th February
Age? 17
Sex? Sorry, not really in the mood... lol, I'm male ;)
Siblings? Nope
Star sign? Aquarius
Single or taken? Taken! Hell yeah! I'm going out with Lavender.
Hair? Black
Eyes? Brown
Best and worst features (in your opinion)? Well, I can draw really well! ...worst... hmm... can I get back to you on that one? Heh heh... ;)
Blood? Err... well, you see, I don't really know who my Dad was, so I'm either a muggle-born or a half blood :P
Pets? Who needs pets when you've got West Ham United?!
A bit more personalFirst kiss - who/where/when? Ginny Weasley/Corridor outside the common room/5th year
Ever pashed? 'Course!
Still a virgin? No ;)
If not, who/where/when? Lavender/...ahh, Gryffindor common room/6th year :P
Current crush? Lavender
Ever had a crush on a teacher? Nah, but I know Seamus has ;) Anyway, enough of all the personal questions! God, aren't we allowed to have secrets? Lol :P
Who do you hate the most? Malfoy. Stupid git :P
What do you sleep in? Socks ;D
SchoolWhat house are you in? The mighty Gryffindor! ROAAARRRR!!! ...sorry :P
Who is your favourite teacher? Snape... lol, just joking! Hagrid is.
Who is your least favourite teacher? Snape... lol, not joking though ;D
Favourite subject? Charms or Care of Magical Creatures
Successes? I'd say just getting accepted to Hogwarts is a success! Lol :)
Rule breaker? Not really...
FriendsBesties? Seamus, and then Neville, Ron, and Harry. Oh, and the girls, of course :P
Loudest? And the Loudest-person-I-know award goes to... Neville! Ha, just joking, it's probably Hermione or Ron. Those two are always fighting lol :P
Shyest? Neville
Who do you go to for advice? My old mate Seamus, when he's not being a complete git :D
In lifeEver:
Been Close To Death? Nope
Been Cursed? Yeah, by Moody, who turned out not to be Moody and instead some psycho who was after Harry. Comforting thought, isn't it?
Killed Someone? Nah... hang on... Seamus! Come here for a minute! Lol, just joking...
Saved Someone? Nope
Been in love? Umm... bloody hell, you like asking awkward questions, don't you? I think... yes...
Smoked? Nah
Gone skinny-dipping? Yeah, I'm actually part of a club that goes regularly... lol, just joking, but yeah, I have.
Broken the law? Nope
Made yourself cry to get out of trouble? Yep; I swear, turn on the tears, and you can get away with anything with McGonagall ;)
Made yourself throw up? Only when I'm sick and I reckon like it'll make me feel better. Never works though :P
Kissed a toad? You mean Trevor? Nah, but I know a couple of people who have :P
Been rejected? Nope
Fallen for your best friend? Not my best friend... 'cos I mean, that'd be Seamus, and that'd mean I... ARGH! NO! THE ANSWER IS NO, OK?!
Used someone?
Been used? Maybe. Dunno :P
Most embarrassing moment? Oh. My. God. One time me and Lavender were...well, you know... and bloody McGonagall walked in. I swear, I just wanted to curl up and die... ha, but you should have seen McGonagall's reaction. Priceless – she raised one eyebrow, mouth opened a fraction, and then she just turned around and walked out. Didn't make a sound :P
Scariest moment? Either that time when Sirius Black broke into the castle, or when we found out You-Know-Who was back.
Dream job? Being a magical graphic designer!
Role model? Dumbeldore. He's a bit crazy, but he's still one damn cool old man!
Goal in life? Well, to find out who my Dad is/was would be nice :P
Special talents? Drawing! Everyone says I'm hell good at it... and why would I want to disagree? Lol ;)
FavouritesAnimal? Dogs, 'specially Labradors.
Colour? The West Ham colours, of course! (A/U: Unfortunately, I don't actually know what these colours are, but if anyone wants to tell me...? I'll change it)
Food? Rainbow Ice-cream, dipped in sherbet...mmm...
Drink? Schweppes ® Orange and Mango Mineral Water... what, just because everyone else went for Butterbeer :P
Place to shop? The Twins joke shop...ok, fine... The wonderfully... well, wonderful, Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes!
Spell? Expecto Patronum – Harry's stag is wicked!
Thing you own? My football, signed by the entire West Ham team!
Thing to do? Draw, or watch West Ham WIN! Watching Quidditch is ok, too :P
Quidditch team/position? Ravenclaw...ha, no, I go for Gryffindor, and if I played, I think I'd want to be a seeker.
Motto/quote? Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Morning or night? Night
Summer or winter? Summer
Lefty or righty? Righty
Gold or silver? Actually... ah, who cares, everyone else can be bloody patriotic Gryffindors, but I prefer silver. Heh, least I'm being honest with this question, Hermione :P
...shut up, Dean, or I will hex you into oblivion. And you know I'm being honest when I say that :P
Ha, yeah, whatever you reckon 'Mione...argh! Nooooo...bloody hell, now I'm bleeding!
...'Mione?
What Harry?
...do you really like silver more than gold?
...maybe...
:O How could you betray Gryffindor like that?
Oh, get over it! Besides, Dean prefers it too!
Yeah, but Dean didn't lie about it!
...shut up Harry. Or no sex for a month :P
Ah! No! Fine, I'll say no more.
Good! It's not like there's anything wrong with liking silver, anyway!
Yeah, 'cept for the fact that Malfoy likes it.
But so do you!
...can I have my survey back now?
Heh, I win :D
Last...Person to make you cry? Bloody Hermione with that hex of hers. Hmm... PMS? Lol :P
Person to see you cry? No one. If 'Mione had of seen, she would have apologised... actually, she probably wouldn't have, now that I think about it... damn.
Person you were mean to? Hermione, I guess. Although I wasn't being really nasty or anything, just stating a fact (the one that says HERMIONES A LIAR AND SHE LOVES SILVER! Haha... sorry, I just love tormenting that girl ;D)
Time you fought with your parents? Back in the holidays, when Mum wasn't gonna let me go to a West Ham training match (I ended up going, though).
Time you made a wish? My birthday; I wish that I get an invitation to play for West Ham! ...hasn't worked so far though :P
Time you laughed? When I saw the look on Harry's face when Hermione wrote down that '...maybe...' :D Trust me, you guys woulda laughed too!
Time you read a book? You mean one that wasn't a schoolbook? Oh, well, that'd be... never then ;) Heh, just joking, maybe two weeks ago?
Thing you ate? Part of an orange that Harry brought down to class.
WhatAre you scared of most? ...well, you know the Hand on the Adams Family? Either that, or getting my own hand cut off :
Are you listening to right now? Malfoy bitching, as usual :P
Are you wearing right now? School stuff
Do you think of these surveys? Yeah, they're pretty good; I'd love to see what the teachers'd write!
Is your least favourite thing to do? Ha, Potions. You gotta admit, it really sucks :P
Is your biggest hope/dream? That the house elves serve up pizza for lunch. Ha, you thought I was going to say 'that I get to play for West Ham', didn't you? ...well, that too :P
What's worse:
Barfing on your date or your date barfing on you? Chucking up on your date :P
Seeing someone die or you dying? Watching someone die.
Being helpless or doing something you will regret? Doing something you'll regret... especially if you know that you're gonna regret it before you do it, if that makes sense.
Most likely to respond to this? Seamus
Most likely not to respond to this? Oh, I don't know... Cho Chang :P Wait, does that mean I have to send it to her now?
Yep!
No!
Shut up Harry! Yeah, Dean, you have to now ;D
Argh...damn...
Time now? 11:28
"My god Minerva, did you really walk in on them?" asked Sprout. Minerva winced, and then started blushing. "Well...unfortunately," she said awkwardly. The entire staff room, except for Snape and McGonagall burst out laughing. McGonagall then scowled. "I can't wait until Thomas doesn't do his homework again, and tries the tears. He'll get detention for a month," she said evilly. The staff nodded in agreement. Hagrid looked over to Snape, who seemed rather upset. "Oi Snape, what's up with you, then?" he asked. Snape just dropped his head into his hands. "Why do all the students hate me?" he asked sorrowfully. Spout raised an eyebrow. "Well, probably because you act like an evil old bastard in all of your classes," she said. Snape looked up... and grinned sheepishly. "...Forgot about that," he said. "It's so much fun though!"
The rest of the staff just started laughing again...
Alright, next up...everyone! I'm gonna do a mass posting, so it might take me a couple of days to write everyone. I'll have (from Slytherin) Pansy, Crabbe and Goyle, Seamus, Lavender and Parvati (from the Gryffindors), and then our first teacher...SNAPE! And maybe McGonagall, we'll see :P So just give me a couple/few of days... and a lot of reviews, cos I wanna know even the tiniest things you guys wanna see (like, that Draco wasn't Pansy's first or something like that...hmm... actually...lol :P) k? Thanks for the reviews!
Oh, and trust me, Dean's favourite food really is good, so if you ever get then chance, take it! And if you don't like rainbow Ice-cream, vanilla works just as well!