Sorry it's taken me so long to update!

Well... Pansy hates Hermione. Therefore, I hate Pansy. Savvy? (lol, just been watching Pirates of the Caribbean :D) Anyway... even if Pansy didn't hate Hermione, I'd still hate her. But she does, so I hate her even more, and have written her as being a bit of a bitchy slut :P Lol... hope all you fellow Pansy-haters enjoy!

Snape looked on interestedly, as did the rest of his Gryffindor-Slytherin 7th year Potions class. Pansy Parkinson was currently going off her nut at her obviously not-so dearly beloved Draco Malfoy. "WHAT?!" she shrieked at Draco, making the class cringe. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE?!" she screamed.

Draco rolled his eyes. "What I mean is, I don't love you anymore. Pretty simple. Don't tell me you're as stupid as you are slutty?" he asked, smirking. Pansy's jaw dropped as Draco's words hit home, and the entire group of Gryffindors burst out in applause. Snape grinned. Pansy stood there, still speechless, and on the other side of the classroom, Hermione Granger grinned evilly. "My God, Malfoy, I think you might be right there," she said. "Scary, isn't it?" Malfoy replied, turning to Hermione.

Pansy blinked back to reality. "Fine!" she yelled furiously. "Seeing as your obviously getting on so well with your new chum over there," she glared at Hermione, "I'm sure you won't mind if I leave!"

Hermione laughed. "I don't think any of us will mind, actually Pansy, now that you mention it," she said, receiving another round of applause, this time from both Gryffindors and Slytherins alike. Pansy's eyes narrowed as she rounded on Hermione. "And as for you, Mudblood," she growled. Hermione raised an eyebrow coolly. "Be careful what you say, Pansy," she said quietly. Pansy opened her mouth, and then closed it again, deciding not to take the risk. She turned back to Draco. "Well, fine. It's not like I ever loved you anyway, you bastard," she sneered. Draco just yawned. "Go to hell, Pansy."

Pansy's eyes widened in shock and anger "And you can shove your bloody survey up your arse, too, you prick!" she screamed, pulling out a ball of parchment from her robes, and throwing it as hard as she could at Draco, who simply knocked it out of the air with his hand, right into Snape's waiting hands. The class applauded once more as Pansy stormed out of the room...

"Interesting tale, Severus," said Sprout. They were, once more, sitting in the staffroom. It had taken a while for them to find any more surveys, but Sprout had a feeling that they might have a lucky streak soon. "So... can we have a look at the survey then?" asked Hagrid. Snape pulled out a scrunched up ball of parchment, smoothed it out, and placed it on the table...

Starting time? 10:45pm

Personal

Full name? Pansy Elizabeth Parkinson

Nicknames? None

Birthday? 28th September

Age? 17

Sex? Well, if you're offering... aha, no, I'm female. Obviously.

Siblings? Ah, none.

Star sign? Libra

Single or taken? Taken

Hair? Blonde

Eyes? Pale blue

Best and worst features (in your opinion)? Hmm, I can't pick a best... maybe my striking good looks? And... I don't have any bad features! Just ask Draco!

Blood? Pure, of course.

Pets? No, I'm not really... 'fond' of animals :P

A bit more personal

First kiss - who/where/when? Draco/Slytherin Common Room/2nd year

Ever pashed? Of course :P

Still a virgin? Of course not :P But I bet that prude Granger is...

If not, who/where/when? Oh dear... Draco's not going to read this, is he? ...well... Marcus Flint/Quidditch change rooms/3rd year

Current crush? Draco, of course. I love him, and he loves me!

Ever had a crush on a teacher? Well... yes. Professor Snape is just so... well, sexy!

Who do you hate the most? That mudblood Gryffin-whore Granger :P

What do you sleep in? My pink silk nightie. It's so cute; it's covered in lace. Doesn't it just sound gorgeous?

School

What house are you in? The best one; Slytherin

Who is your favourite teacher? Professor Snape

Who is your least favourite teacher? McGonagall. I mean, come on... tartan?

Favourite subject? Sex-ed, if you know what I mean ;)

Successes? I'm going out with Draco Malfoy ;)

Rule breaker? Only if the rules need to be broken, haha...

Friends

Besties? Draco, Millicent, Blaise... really, all the Slytherins love me! Just ask them!

Loudest? Hmm... Draco, but it's only because he has so many great things to say.

Shyest? If I could put me here, I would (the others would agree), but seeing as I can't... Blaise.

Who do you go to for advice? I don't need advice from anyone, thankyou very much!

In life

Ever:

Been Close To Death? No

Been Cursed? Only for school. Otherwise, no; no-ones fool enough to try, and face the wrath of my darling Draco ;)

Killed Someone? No. But I wouldn't mind taking out that Granger bitch...

Saved Someone? Why waste my time doing that?

Been in love? Of course! Draco and I are so deeply in love; we're just meant for each other!

Smoked? Well, yeah, who hasn't?

Gone skinny-dipping? Of course

Broken the law? Ha, no.

Made yourself cry to get out of trouble? Oh, maybe once or twice. Usually I just turn on the charm a bit though, and I end up with some poor sop eating out of my hand, haha ;D

Made yourself throw up? No!

Kissed a toad? !!! ME?! PANSY PARKINSON?! DEGRADE MYSELF BY KISSING A TOAD?! NEVER!!!

Been rejected? OH MY GOD!!! HOW DARE YOU EVEN ASK ME SUCH A QUESTION!!! OF COURSE I HAVEN'T!!!

Fallen for your best friend? No... wouldn't that make me a lesbian or something? Hmm...

Used someone? Of course

Been used? Of course not. I'm way too intelligent for that. Really, if I put my made to it, I could kick Granger's arse... I just don't feel like showing off, that's all.

Most embarrassing moment? That time at the Yule Ball in 4th year, when that bloody Mudblood showed me up. Bitch. I was supposed to be the best looking 4th year!

Scariest moment? When that horrible Hippogriff attacked poor Draco. For a minute there I thought he wouldn't make it! But of course, my darling Drakie-poo pulled through ;)

Dream job? A model

Role model? Don't need one.

Goal in life? To become Mrs Pansy Malfoy. But that's going to happen anyway! ;)

Special talents? Wouldn't you like to know... ;D

Favourites

Animal? I love Chihuahuas (A/U: Can't stand 'em :P)

Colour? Pink. Der! :P

Food? Pepper steak pie. So good...

Drink? Anything with alcohol in it!

Place to shop? Jewellery shops!

Spell? That one Draco used to make Granger's teeth grow past her chin, in 4th year. Bitch...

Thing you own? Oooh, that's hard! Either all my clothes, jewellery... or Draco's heart ;)

Thing to do? Be with Draco

Quidditch team/position? What a stupid question. Slytherin, and of course, seeker (Draco's so gorgeous!)

Motto/quote? No sense in being pessimistic. It probably wouldn't work anyway.

Morning or night? Night. More appropriate for "extra-curricular" activities, if you get my drift... heh heh...

Summer or winter? Summer

Lefty or righty? Righty

Gold or silver? Silver. Not that disgusting Gryffindor colour :P

Last...

Person to make you cry? I don't cry.

Person to see you cry? Didn't you read my last answer?

Person you were mean to? That Mudblood Granger...

Time you fought with your parents? I don't feel the need to fight with my parents. They do what I want ;)

Time you made a wish? Oh... my birthday?

Time you laughed? When I made fun of Granger, so about... an hour, hour and a half ago?

Time you read a book? Last night

Thing you ate? Piece of chocolate cake

What

Are you scared of most? Losing my beloved Draco

Are you listening to right now? Millicent snoring :P

Are you wearing right now? My pink silk nightie!

Do you think of these surveys? They're ok. Bit boring...

Is your least favourite thing to do? Be around Granger

Is your biggest hope/dream? That Draco proposes to me on our graduation day, in front of everyone, right before sweeping me off my feet and away from Hogwarts forever! Ahh... I can't wait.

What's worse:

Barfing on your date or your date barfing on you? Eww! Being barfed on, most definitely!

Seeing someone die or you dying? Dying. Who cares about anyone else; aren't you the most important thing in life?

Being helpless or doing something you will regret? Doing something you'll regret!

Most likely to respond to this? Anyone I send it to!

Most likely not to respond to this? Crabbe or Goyle, the silly gits :P

Time now? 11:07pm

Dumbeldore chuckled. "Excellent Severus... keep a look out for any more Slytherin surveys, won't you? After all, this is only our second..." he said. Severus nodded. "Of course. Actually," he said, "I was thinking about Minerva's little adventure into the Gryffindor chambers... might try something like that myself."

Minerva smiled. "Copycat."

Geez, I'm so sorry for the time it's taken me to update! Hope you enjoyed my little intro before the survey... God I hate Pansy :P Umm, Crabbe and Goyle up next, then Seamus, Parvati, Lavender, and then Snape. I've actually finished all the surveys; it's just trying to write the intro bits that's hard! Anyway, please review!