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AN/ Hey, all! Here's an update! Be sure to let me know what you think! Enjoy! =D

"How long are you going to sit in this car?" Rory asked getting angrier with each passing minute.

"As long as it takes you to give up." Was Jess's hottie reply.

"I, Lorelai Leigh Gilmore, do not, and I repeat, DO NOT, give up on anything!"

"Even relationships?"

"Some."

"I thought you didn't give up on anything." Jess snickered.

"Shut up! You just think you know it all, don't you, Jess? You think you know every thought that I think. Every move that I make. You think I'm predictable, don't you Mariano? Well, you're wrong! You hear me? WRONG! Is that hard to hear, Jess Anthony? Is it? I am not the same girl that you left on that bus. The girl who loved you and hung on your every word. I'm not like that anymore." Rory ranted, barely stopping for a breath.

"Then what are you?"

"Free of you!" Rory screamed and turned so she wouldn't have to face him.

Rory missed the hurt look that crossed his sharp features, but the camera caught every moment.

"How long have I been in this car with that slob?" Rory muttered.

Jess heaved a sigh and checked his watch.

Rory glanced over and rolled her eyes, "I wasn't asking you for the time, ignoramus."

"That's good. Because I wasn't telling you, miss I think I'm a thesaurus."

"Ugh! You are such a waste of a human form!"

"Whatever!"

"Yeah. That's right. Whatever! Oh, I'm Jess! And I think I'm hot! But really, I'm just full of hot air!" Rory exclaimed.

"You are so ridiculous!"

"Whatever." Rory said mocking Jess mercilessly.

Jess rolled his eyes.

"All I can say is you had better not use up all of the oxygen! I mean look at you! How many times can you huff?"

"Would you just shut your big mouth, Gilmore?"

"You're gonna regret that when I never speak to you again!" Rory hollered.

"Whatever."

"ARRRRRR!!!!!" Rory screamed.

Back to the crowd:

"I am sooo bored!" Lorelai exclaimed.

Michel nodded and stood up, "No meringue cookie is big enough for this." He said walking off.

Lorelai slumped down and grabbed her cell phone.


"Luke's Diner." Luke answered the phone.

"Bring me coffee!" she demanded.

"No!"

"Why not?"

"Because you're at the mall, Bo Bo Jr." Luke replied.

"Do not call me Bo Bo Jr.! I told you, I overthrew her, which means she would be Lorelai Jr."

"You're ridiculous, you know that, Gilmore?" Luke shook his head.

"So, how do I look on TV?"

"Ten pounds heavier." Luke guessed.

"Ehhh! Wrong answer!" Lorelai pouted.

"Goodbye, Lorelai."

Lorelai sighed and hung up her cell phone, "Gotta love him."

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