Hey guys! I know I had a request for Lavender to be Seamus's first and vice versa... but I figured they don't all have to be sex-crazed teens lol :P Ummm... thanks heaps for all the reviews you guys have written; even the ones that just say "great" make a difference! What else... oh yeah, hope you liked Crabbe and Goyle. I had a lot of fun writing them; trying to come up with really stupid answers n stuff :D Anyway, here's Seamus!
Sprout was... well, lets just say 'annoyed' would be an understatement. After Snape's double-whammy survey find a week ago, there hadn't been even the tiniest sign that any surveys were still circulating around Hogwarts. And because of this, Snape was continually going on about the rest of the Hogwarts staff's "severe incompetence", all the while walking around with a superior looking grin on his face.
Sitting there at the staff table, Sprout was trying to eat her dinner (rather unsuccessfully as she was still fuming about Snape's antics) when who should come over and sit next to her? None other than Severus Snape, grinning like a Cheshire cat. "So my darling Professor, how are we this fine evening," he asked smugly. "Fine," mumbled Sprout. Snape's grin widened as he moved in for the kill. "So... found anymore surveys yet? Or has no one managed to live up to my standard yet?" he asked, rather cheekily. He knew he'd hit a nerve when Sprout jumped out of her seat, and stormed out of the Great Hall. Luckily, it wasn't widely noticed as most of the students were leaving too.
Sprout was livid. Bloody Snape, she thought. Bloody surveys. Bloody students with their bloody surveys. Bloody... Seamus Finnigan? Sprout thought in mild surprise. Seamus was strolling along in front of her, whistling softly. He didn't see Sprout walk closer to him; he wasn't facing her, and he was engrossed in the piece of parchment he was holding in his hand. Sprout's heart felt like it had stopped as she recognised the parchment. It was a survey! she thought excitedly, while another part of her thought something else. Take that, Snape...
Sprout had to get the survey off Seamus. She just had to! But how; she couldn't exactly ask him for it, and he definitely wasn't just going to leave it lying around for her to pick up! Waving her hands in frustration, she decided there was only one option. Pulling out her wand, she pointed it at Seamus back, and rather apologetically, whispered "Petrificus Totalus!"
Seamus's arms snapped to his sides as he stopped dead, and started to fall. Sprout winced as he landed flat on his face, but it was too late now. Hopefully he'd just think he'd had a trick played on him by a Slytherin or something. She walked up to him (he couldn't see her as he was flat on her face), picked up the survey, and quickly walked off. Just before turning the corner, she turned, pointed her wand, and whispered the counter spell. By the time Seamus had, rather groggily, got up and had a look around, Professor Sprout was long gone.
The next morning, in the staff room, Sprout was overjoyed when she was able to wipe the smug grin off Snape's face when she casually dropped the survey on the table. "Happy, Severus?" she asked airily. Snape didn't say a word. Flitwick did, though. "So, how did you get it?" he asked. Sprout grimaced. "Just read it, ok?"
So, once again, they started reading....
Starting time? 3:45pm
PersonalFull name? Seamus William Finnigan
Nicknames? Ahh...Gryffindor Sex God? Damn, that line never works...
Birthday? December 2nd
Age? 17
Sex? I'm a bloke
Siblings? Yeah, got a little sister...
Star sign? Sagittarius
Single or taken? Single
Hair? Blonde
Eyes? Blue
Best and worst features (in your opinion)?
Blood? Half. Dad didn't know Mum was a witch 'till after they got married. Woulda loved to have seen the look on his face when she told him :D
Pets? Oh, of course! We've got dogs and cats, horses and chickens, couple of cows...even a sheep or two!
A bit more personalFirst kiss - who/where/when? Lavender/Great Hall/3rd year
Ever pashed? Yep ;)
Still a virgin? Yes :( Not for long though, with any luck! Lol... I wish Dean'd stop teasing me though... ahh...
If not, who/where/when? ...hey, maybe I can get Lav or Parvati to predict this one! Haha...
Current crush? Don't really have one... argh, ok. Kind of like Ginny... but it's a bit scary, 'cos I think she likes me...
Ever had a crush on a teacher? Argh, damn you Dean, you bloody git...fine. Hooch. I know, I know... but it was only for a couple of weeks in 4th year! Really!
Who do you hate the most? Dunno... Umbridge I guess. I know she's long gone and everything... but in Hermione's words, she really was a complete and utter cow ;D And who am I to argue with the smartest girl in Hogwarts? Heh heh...
What do you sleep in? Nothing. Unless it's cold... then I wear socks ;)
SchoolWhat house are you in? Gryffindor.
Who is your favourite teacher? Snape. Ha, nah, I'd say my all time favourite teacher would be Lupin.
Who is your least favourite teacher? All time worst? Easily Umbridge. And I know just about everyone has said Snape for this one, but really, I don't think he's that bad!... ha, who am I kidding? I can't stand him, but Umbridge was worse.
Favourite subject? Hmm... I'll go with Charms. I know I said Lupin was my favourite teacher, but most of the other DADA teachers have been pretty dodgy :P
Successes? Nah, not that I can think of.
Rule breaker? Sometimes. Nothing much though; just having wild parties up in the dorms until McGonagall comes and yells at us ;)
FriendsBesties? Dean. Then the rest of the Gryffindor group (my year, of course).
Loudest? Ron
Shyest? Hmm... yeah, gotta go with Neville. Sorry mate!
Who do you go to for advice? Dean
In lifeEver:
Been Close To Death? Well, I've nearly choked a couple of times, but otherwise, no.
Been Cursed? Bloody Moody...
Killed Someone? Nope
Saved Someone? Nah
Been in love? Erm...dunno, hey :P
Smoked? Yeah, of course! ...not much fun though.
Gone skinny-dipping? Middle of winter. 11 o'clock at night. Absolutely wicked!
Broken the law? Nah
Made yourself cry to get out of trouble? No
Made yourself throw up? No
Kissed a toad? TREV-STA! Haha, no.
Been rejected? Once or twice
Fallen for your best friend? Deano? No. Definitely not.
Used someone? Nope
Been used? No
Most embarrassing moment? It was in 6th year, and after sleepwalking into the Great Hall during the night, I woke (sitting at the Gryffindor table) up when everyone came down for breakfast. Anyway, well, that was bad enough... but you guys know what I wear for bed, so... rather embarrassing. Luckily 'Mione transfigured a plate into some pants for me, but still... never gonna live that down :P
Scariest moment? Waking up in the Great Hall; had no idea how I'd got there or why I was there :P
Dream job? Professional Billionaire ;D
Role model? Hmm... don't really have one. Everyone else seems to have some 'perfect' model... but no ones perfect, are they! Lol...
Goal in life? Umm... to live? Ha, don't really know :P
Special talents? Dunno really... you'd have to ask everyone else!
FavouritesAnimal? Hawk
Colour? Gold
Food? Anything with lots of sugar :D
Drink? Ogden's Old Firewhisky ;)
Place to shop? Honeydukes. I start drooling when I even think about that place... mmm...
Spell? Erm...
Thing you own? Hmm...
Thing to do? Probably watch Quidditch. Especially International matches; Ireland vs. Bulgaria was awesome!
Quidditch team/position? Gryffindor...chaser. I wish I could play!
Motto/quote? If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving isn't for you.
Morning or night? Morning
Summer or winter? Summer
Lefty or righty? Lefty
Gold or silver? Gold :P
Last...Person to make you cry? Dunno
Person to see you cry? Again, I dunno :P
Person you were mean to? Hmm... I guess Pansy. Made a few comments at lunch about her little 'performance' in Potions :P
Time you fought with your parents? Can't remember. Too much happens at Hogwarts!
Time you made a wish? I'll make one now; I wish that we find the teacher's copies of this survey! Won't happen though, lol :P
Time you laughed? This morning in Potions. You know, I actually don't mind Draco... Malfoy, that much anymore. Telling Pansy where to go... heh heh :D
Time you read a book? :P I'm at school; we're practically constantly reading!
Thing you ate? Toasted ham and cheese sandwich. Those house elves will get you anything if you ask for it!
WhatAre you scared of most? Banshees. They creep me out so much!
Are you listening to right now? Everyone coming in from classes.
Are you wearing right now? Pants, shirt, tie, shoes, socks. Oh, and underwear too, of course :P
Do you think of these surveys? Well, I definitely know of a few things that are more fun...
Is your least favourite thing to do? Listen to Snape waffle on in Potions. Actually, just being around him at all is bad enough; he doesn't even have to be talking! Heh heh...
Is your biggest hope/dream? Erm... dunno. Ask one of the girls; they've always got answers to questions like this... ;)
What's worse:
Barfing on your date or your date barfing on you? Yuck, definitely being thrown up on
Seeing someone die or you dying? Watching someone die. Unless you thought they were a complete and utter git and they deserved it (eg. Malfoy :P)
Being helpless or doing something you will regret? Doing something you'll regret.
Most likely to respond to this? Hmm... Parvati?
Most likely not to respond to this? Lavender
Time now? 4:10pm
The teachers got up to head off to their classes, Snape at their head. He disappeared out the door... and bumped into Sprout. "So Severus," she asked, "found any surveys lately?"
Snape just glared at her, and stalked off. This little incident, however, did not go completely unnoticed by any of the other teachers. Peering at them through rather large, thick glasses, a certain Divination Professor made up her mind. She was going to find, not one, but two surveys. She walked off down the corridor....
Alright. Up next, Lavender and Parvati, and then, finally (sorry bout that), Snape. After him, I'm thinking McGonagall and Dumbeldore, and then either more teachers, or Cho, cos I've had quite a few requests for her. Thanks, please review!