Pyro: Disclaimer, Once upon a time there lived a girl by the name Pyro-Chan. She owned a pretty pencil that lighted up when she pushed a button. It died so she blew it to bits. Then she went on a quest to own YYH but Yoshihiro Togashi'S EVIL pandas of doom attacked her. Since pandas are endangered she couldn't kill them, which brought shame on her family who abandoned her in the street. She later died of hunger and a hobo stole her skin and made it into a coat. Pyro-Chan liked being a coat and married the trench coat of Seto Kaiba and had many little coat children. THE END.

Pyroiceprince: --U in other words… we don't own YYH and never will. We really have no idea what this story is going to be about but… enjoy!

Characters:

Tuzoku: runs Kurama-san's Computer. He'll pop up in random episodes.

Super Computer: Likes long trips on the beach at night…

Mukaitsu: that's a secret…

-In a dark alley-

Mukaitsu gasped and hid behind the wall as the Turtles ran by. The sound of their fins echoed through the alley. Kneeing on the ground Mukaitsu coughed and grimaced as the wound in his side throbbed in pain. "Shit…"

Kurama was sitting on the couch reading a book when all of a sudden he heard strange noses coming from the bathroom. Having just had a recent encounter with a demon that tried to crawl up the bathroom sink Kurama decided to check it out. As he came closer to the door Kurama frowned…was that squeaking he heard? Confused by the strange tune he could faintly hear Kurama opened the door…

Inside was Hiei and Yusuke taking a bath- together…Yusuke was washing Hiei's shoulders and Hiei was holding a small rubber ducky and singing a song.

" 'Rubber ducky, joy of joys, squeak squeak
When I squeeze you, you make noise, squeak squeak
Rubber ducky I'm awfully fond of you,
Boop boop be doop,' "

Kurama stared at them, eyes popped out, jaw dropped and brain dead as both Yusuke and Hiei slowly turned around to face him. Yusuke's normally gelled back hair had pretty pink bows in it and someone had clearly tattooed on Hiei's chest "I heart Rainbows!" on it surrounded by prettyful flowers that had happy faces on them. Both were smiling and Kurama was pretty sure they were wearing glitter. Hiei grinned and reached out both hands to Kurama.

"Squeaky Kura-chan! Squeaky!

-In Kurama's super computer-

Tuzoku: this… this doesn't make since! COMPUTER! TRANSLATION!

Translation...loading…loading…ERROR! ERROR! UNKNOWN!

Tuzoku: unknown? Th-That's not possible! -Screams and runs away-

-Computer blows up-

-Back in "Kura-chan's" bathroom-

Backing out of the room slowly, Kurama closed the door tightly before passing out all over the floor. Hiei and Yusuke shrugged before going back to singing.

-Kurama didn't wake up for a whole week-

-Hiei and Yusuke were both found in the bathtub the next day by a hobo wearing a human skin coat-

-Tuzoku died-

Pyroiceprince: -twitch- this is what we get for watching Excel Saga at 2:55 AM… oh well… please Review and tell me what the hell I'm going to do with this story.

Pyro: …we live in a cardboard box outside a Tokyo Mc-Donald's…the Hobo's want our skin.

Pyroiceprince: I TOLD you not to give them any ideas!