Things that would never happned! (I hope)
When I speak of the author I really speak of myself... I'm the author... That's a good thing to know... another good thing to know ( a thing you do know)is that I don't own the plot... or the characters.. they all belongs to J.K Rowling. I'm just a simple thief, to tierd to come up with my own story.. and i like to play around a bit with harry & co
- Draco, Harry said, getting closer to the blond boy, I think I love you!
The author runs away screaming!
- No way! YOU... the half blod prince!
- mjau, Crookshanks looked very pleased with himself.
I and my friend have got some very wild theories, as you see this isn't one of our brightest.
When Harry stepped inside the kitchen everyones faces turned his way. First his way then to another man in the room...
Sirius!
Harry couln't believe his happines. His godfather was there in the room. If Harry reached out his arm he would even touch him. No doubt, it was his fathers best friend.
Sorry folks, this is not going to happned! Please, a dead man is dead! Peoples just don't wake up you know... ok Jesus did but HEY, is Sirius the son of God. The obvious answer is, NO!
Harry realised that his friend had grown a lot over the summer, in a good way. Ron seemed to have noticed the same thing. This was one of those few moments when Ron didn't have something to say. Hermione was hot!
Oh please! Like that is ever going to happen over a summer! And if against all odds) this would happned, Harry would be the last one to realise, (i mean he doesn't realise she is a girl until the fouth book).
Hermione stepped inside the Great Hall and all faces turn her way. She was different this morning. Her hair laid flat back in nice little curls.
I see you have used that "sleekeasy's hair potion" again, Ron said hardely looking up from his plate of purridge.
No not at al. I woke up this way!
Yeah right!
We have to end this lesson a bir earlier today. I can't miss " desperate Housewifes"!
Proffesor mcGonagall hurried out of the classroom, leaving the class speachless.
Hehe just liked the idea!
Lavender and Paravati sat by the lake looking in one of those girl-magazines. This one they had found in the great Hall.
Look at this; " Get shiny hair in ten minutes" This story takes up ten pages!
Oh, look, a bottle of test-shampo...
What does it say?
For graisy hair.. odd never seen one of those before...
Now, (the two girls nearly screamed) what would two gryffindor girls doing outside, by the lake... WITH MY MAGAZIN!
Students out of bed again, Minevra...
So it seems Severus.
Potter, i guess...
I wouln't be to sure... ( she stopped in her sentense, her eyse waked down Snapes grey nightrobe, to his feets) Severus, are those shoes pink and... and fluffy!
Yes, i always liked the pink and grey match. I've worn pink underwear since that Potter-incedent in my 5th grade.
And whit those words he waked away like an old bat.
Intern joke between me and my friend...lol.