hi people, me again, if you want to blame my sudden obsession with one peice on someone, blame it on Sunzi, yes i don't own one peice, blablabla. I'm not telling you the cast.oh and R&R please.I'll probally skip alot of parts.
The wizard of oz one peice style
Chapter one: The wicked Shanks of the east is dead.
In the state of Kansas or was it Ohio, hmm oh yeah! It was North Dakota, there live a somewhat young girl named Nami who loved her farm of solid gold. Gold pigs, milk, fences, grass, Even her hub, Ironfist, had a full head of solid gold hair, She deside that the rest of him can stay moveable.
One day while she was shining everything, a giant zipper flew up and sucked her and the cow that she was shining up. Then they landed with a dud. She was in a new world with flowers and water that sparkled and smiled at her. She stood up rubbing her gold butt. she looked downwards at her cow in pain.
"Get up I don't pay you to laze around."She snaped pulling out a gold whip.
"You don't pay me at all."The cow moaned trying to get off her utter.
"I don't think we're in north Dakota anymore it looks like...NEVERLAND OH GOD GET ME OUT OF HERE! I DON'T WANNA BE HERE." she started to have a panick attack, like what if she falls in love with peterpan, and they go flying into the distance followed by the widdle boys dressed as animals. Her cow slapped her and she fell to the ground.
"You squashed a person shame on you." She yelled load enough for the midgets to hear.
All of them rushed out as if thier house was on fire then one annouced,"you killed the WSOTE.
"You can't prove nothing he was dead when I got here."She defended and then heard their cheers of joy. "Why are you cheering are yal high?" She was puzzled at them cheering over a dead witch. They all sprayed champayne on her golddress and it turned into an old flowerbag.
"MY GOLD!" Everyone started shifting nervous looks when it started to thunder out of no where. Nami looked at the quished person again, then her eyes met his gold converses. She ripped them off his feet and sliped them on. The person shriveled up.
"I hope he doesn't have athlete's foot." Her bag of flower turned back into a gold dress.
"Okay I want to go home." There smiles of chiped rotten teeth faded when she said that.
"Follow the yellow brick road and watch out for Sanji."One midget said.
"Who."
"The wicked witch of the west."
"Oh, okay bye."
"Bye."
"come on cow."
"Milk me."
"No."
that was the first chapter hoped you like it second chapter will be coming up soon.