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Rating: Basically if you watch the show you can read this. But probably PG-13 please tell me if I should change this.

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Summery: Buffy, Angel, and the Scooby gang all are in high school, but its not just laughs and homework. All human. AU (I think)

This is my very first story. So please tell me if I need to change the rating or anything. Suggestions would be great. I need a beta reader. Please e-mail me if you want to be mine.

Sorry I haven't written. I'm in honors English and had a big project, but that is over so you should expect more chapters soon!

Willow was already hyperventilating. She didn't get in trouble like the rest of them, and she actually cared about school. Oz put a comforting arm around her.

"I heard about you're little spectacle this morning. I've chosen you to guide the new students around school today. Befriend them, whatever. You better not mess up on this."

Riley starts to whine "but I didn't do anything." He was silenced by a look from Snyder. "They're in my office. You'll each be leading one of them around, don't mess this up." He said looking pointedly at Buffy and Angel.

They trail behind him Riley "great, this is what I get for love."

Buffy turns and glare at him. "What?" Buffy huffs, and looks away.

Angel "I suggest you stay away from us then."

Xander "yeah, you like Buffy. She hates you, nothing to be gained by hanging around her."

Cordy "except one-way trips to the Principle's office, and a swift kick between your legs."

That shut him up Oz "ya know, they should let us redecorate the secretary's office. I mean we're there more than anyone else. We should have our pictures put up."

Xander "maybe we could ask Jenny." Jenny was Snyder's secretary, she knew the kids well by now, and liked them a lot. She often gave them candy while they were waiting.

"Ms. Carpenter, these children are here for disciplinary matters. You are not to give them candy, or favor them in any way. Sit over there." Snyder snarled, pointing to the five chairs lining the wall. There used to only be two, but with the gang, minus Willow, in there so often Jenny had gotten more chairs.

"Hey gang, what're you in for this time? Willow, wow, haven't seen you in forever. Who are you?" she asked pointing to Riley "I'm Riley."

Jenny looked at Buffy then with raised eyebrows, she'd learned a lot about their school and home lives, and knew all about Fish boy. "Riley Finn?"

"Yes, how do you know me?"

"I'm the secretary, there aren't many boys named Riley in the school."

"Oh."

"Well, take a seat." The gang sat in the usual chairs.

Xander closest to the door, Cordy, Buffy, Angel, Oz. Oz got up and offered his seat to Willow. Jenny left to get another chair. She brought it, and Oz sat next to Willow. Riley was left to stand.

"So, what'd you do this time?"

Buffy "we were running late for school, and Cordy wouldn't run in her new heels." Jenny raised an eyebrow.

Cordy "hey, they're brand new."

"Anyway Xander ended the argument by scooping her up and taking off running. He shouted to Oz and Angel that last one to school had to buy lunch for everyone. So Oz picked up Willow, and I sat on Angel's shoulders. We were all neck in neck, running right down the middle of the road, and shouting at the kids in our way to move. Parker Abrams stuck out his foot and tripped Angel sending us both toppling to the ground."

Jenny "is you ok? Sounds like it hurt!"

Willow "looked like it hurt to."

Angel "we're fine."

Xander "this is the best part, Buffy gets up and yells at Parker. He tells her to move and pushes her."

Cordy "then she punches him. He tries to punch her back, but misses, and she nails him right between the legs."

Everybody is laughing now, Jenny "go Buffy." Riley looks at her.

Xander "you guys, we really should celebrate."

Oz "well me and Willow had a study date, but if she's up for it I'm game."

Willow "sure."

Cordy "I'll go."

Angel "sure, mom won't really care."

They all look at Buffy she knew her mom probably wouldn't care, but with Rick there she figured she'd better ask, she didn't want to get locked out of her own house for coming home late. "Uh, I gotta ask my mom, Jenny can I use your phone?"

"Sure, Snyder just started his behave yourself or else speech."

They could all hear him practically screaming at the new kids. Angel, Cordy, Oz, and Xander started saying the speech with him. Jenny looked at them bemused.

Riley "you know his speech?" Angel "well, yea, he gives us the same one every time we're in here."

Xander "oh yeah, Jenny we were thinking we should have our pictures put up in here."

"Oh."

"Yeah, above our respective chairs, Snyder could even put 'Don't turn out like them' over the pictures."

Cordy "yeah, and we could have reserved signs on the chairs. You know reserved for Cordelia Chase, that kind of thing."

Jenny "maybe."

Buffy got up and dialed her home phone, when she got no answer she dialed her mom's work. Supposedly her mom was on her lunch break. She finally got through on her mom's cell phone. "Hello?" it was a male voice

Buffy "who the heck are you and why are you answering my mother's cell phone?"

"It's me, Rick, and why are you calling her?"

Buffy's starting to get annoyed now. "It's none of your beeswax why I'm calling her, she's my mother, but her on the dang phone."

Rick "she's busy right now."

"Well it doesn't matter, I need to talk to her." Rick "I'm sorry, gotta go." He hung up on her.

Buffy screams into the phone "ARRRRRGH!" and slams it down on the receiver. She then lets go a steam of violently colorful language. She turns around and realizes she has an audience. "Oh, uh, hi guys."

Snyder comes storming out of his office with the new kids trailing behind him "Summers, what the heck was that all about?"

If Buffy hadn't already been pissed by Rick she might have said something different to Snyder, but as it was all she said was "none ya."

"Excuse me? Let's try this again. What was that all about?"

Buffy spelled it out for him really slowly "none of your business!" the gang tried to stifle laughter while Willow, and the new kids stared at Buffy in amazement.

"How dare you Summers, I'm calling your mother about this."

"Her cell phone's not working."

"Well then I'll call your father."

Buffy, wanting someone to fight with "fine. Want me to dial the number for you?"

"I don't like your smart alike behavior young missy."

"Well I don't like you at all, so we're even."

Angel couldn't help him, he burst out laughing. "O'Conner, what do you find so funny?"

Angel not going to let his best friend have all the fun, "well sir, did you know your face gets beet red when you're fighting with Buff?"

"How dare you."

Angel and Buffy now talking to each other Buffy "I think it's more scarlet than beet, besides beets are kinda purple."

"Yeah, you're right. It almost matches his tie."

"No I think it's darker."

"Maybe so."

Buffy to Snyder who is silently fuming "do you wear a toupee? Cause it obviously fell off."

Angel "yeah, but don't they make some sort of poligrip for that too? Or is that just for dentures? "

Buffy "I wouldn't know, the only one old enough to know is Snyder."

"So Snyder is it just for dentures? Or for bald spots too?"

"Summers, O'Conner in my office now. You." He said pointing at the new kids "wait here."

Buffy and Angel followed Snyder into his office.

Meanwhile the gang stopped laughing, and Riley just stood there with a stupid look on his face. One of the new kids spoke up "are they always like that?"

Xander "yeah, usually."

"How long have they been going out?"

"What, they're not."

"Oh, I just thought I could sense a connection between them."

Cordy "oh you could, they've been best friends since they were like 3."

"That little blond sure has a lot of anger in her."

Willow "yeah, well life hasn't been her best friend lately, or really ever."

Buffy and Angel came out only two minutes later. Snyder replying after him "your parents will be in a meeting after school. Don't skip this time!" he went back into his office and slammed the door.

Xander "so, what'd he give you this time?"

Buffy "detention and a meeting with our parents."

Oz "well guesses parties off."

Cordy "to bad."

Buffy "who said the party was off? You guys can come to detention with us." Surprisingly they all agreed. Willow "ok, well since we're already late we better get to class."

Xander "hey, we already fulfilled all of our traditions, and first period isn't even over." Buffy "hey that's right."

Willow marking each one off in her head "we were late to our first class, Buffy got hit on by Riley."

Riley pipes up "hey!"

"Angel got hit on by Harmony, Xander fell asleep in the office while Snyder was yelling, and we all got yelled at by Snyder. Wait, who forgot their lunch money?"

Everyone dug around in his or her pockets.

Xander "forgot mine in my other jeans"

Willow "mines in my bag at home."

Oz "in my guitar case, I left it at Angel's."

Cordy "I thought I'd get Xander to buy me lunch."

Xander "hey, I resent that."

Buffy "I left mine on the counter along with my breakfast."

They all look at Angel "fine I'll buy lunch. Even though Buffy and I technically won the race."

Jenny breaks in "you guys should introduce yourselves, Angel, Buffy call home." Angel calls his mom, who agrees to come to the meeting. After he's done he calls out "hey guys mom's bringing food for us all, for detention." One of the new kids spoke out in disbelief "your mom brings you food for a party you're having in detention?"

Angel "yeah, so."

"Cool."

Buffy drags Angel aside "Angel could you call my mom for me on her cell?"

"Why?"

"Rick, he latest boyfriend hung up on me before, hence the cursing. So I need you to call and act like the principle."

Angel "ok, this should be fun." Buffy gets everyone to be quiet again, and Angel calls Buffy's mom's cell phone.

"Hello, is Ms. Joyce Summers there?"

"It's about her daughter Buffy Summers." There's a pause and then Angel drops the professional voice. "Hey Joyce, there's a meeting after school for our parents. My mom said she'd let you know what happened if you had to work late."

"Your welcome Joyce, and can Buffy come to my house after school?"

"Thank you, nice talking to you." Buffy ran up and hugged him

"Can I go?"

"Yep."

"Thank you so much Angel!"

"Sure."

Jenny "well you all better get to class now. Bring me a good picture of each of you tomorrow, or no deal she said looking at Xander."

They all walk out in the hall. Buffy "what was that about?"

Cordy "oh, Xander just made a deal with Jenny. She's puts our pictures up above our chairs, with reserved signs, and Xander washes her car for the next week."

Buffy "cool."

Angel turns to the new kids who were tailing them, unsure of what to do.

"Ok, there's like 10 minutes before class is over, you guys mind if we skip?" they new kids shook their heads.

"Ok" now to the gang "tree, roof, or cellar?"

"Tree." They walk outside and all sit under a big oak tree just outside the front doors.

Buffy "ok, who are you where'd ya come from, what's your story, ties to the group. Everybody got it?"

"Ok. Angel you go first."

"Hey I'm Angel O'Conner. I've lived here all my life, transferred to this school with Buffy. My dad is in the army, not around much. I live at home with my mom. I met Xander and Oz in 2nd grade. Met Willow and Cordy picking Buffy up from a sleepover. And I met Buffy in the Walmart playground when I was 3, been best friends ever since."

"Hey, I'm Xander Harris. I've always gone here for high school. My dad is drunk all the time, my mom lives in her own little world, no siblings. I mostly live at Angel's house. I've known Willow since I was in 1st grade, Cordy since I was in 3rd grade, Angel when I was in 2nd, and met Oz in preschool. Met Buffy when we took her to the movies with us shortly after meeting Angel."

"Hey, I'm Cordelia Chase. I've gone here for forever. I live with both my parents, but only see them like once a week. They have very busy jobs. I spend a lot of time at Willows house. I met Willow in 1st grade, Xander and Oz and Angel in 3rd, and Buffy in 3rd as well."

"I'm Oz. Supposedly I learn here. Live with my aunt, uncle, and cousin Jordy, or at Angel's. Willow 2nd, Xander in preschool, Angel 2nd, Cordy 3rd. and Buffy at movies."

"Sorry, Oz doesn't talk a lot. He pretty much used up his vocabulary for the day. HI, I'm Willow Rosenburg, I go here obviously. I live with both my parents. I hang at my own house mostly, or Cordy's. Met Oz in 2nd, Cody in 1st, Buffy in 3rd, Angel in 3rd, Xander in 1st.

"Hey, I'm Buffy Summers. I used to go to school in LA, but someone burned down the gym so I transferred here with Angel. I've known Angel for forever, and the others you've heard. I usually live at Angel's or Willow's. If not I live at home with my mother. My dad left when I was little. Oh yeah, and now Rick lives at my house to. He's my moms latest boyfriend."

Angel "he's living there?"

Buffy "yeah, something about his apartment. I don't know, can I stay with you for a while?"

Angel "sure."

"Hi, I'm Riley Fi..

Xander buts in "fish face."
Riley glares at him "I'm from Iowa."

Xander "also known as the big blue ocean."

Riley "I live.."

Buffy cuts him off with her deadly glare "shut up." He does.

Angel "We'll see you in second period, better leave." He starts to protest when Buffy gets up and starts walking towards him. She says, "I think you should leave now."

Riley "ok." And he stalks off.

Buffy turns to everybody else "Sorry about that." The bell rings, and everybody groans. "Well, I guess we'll finish this at lunch?" asked a dark-haired boy. Angel "sure."

Sorry for all the spelling mistakes, but I am just a stupid teenager who can't spell.

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