Durty Vegas Chapter One
A/N: Yes..another stury from Mentally-Unstable. :D I said it was a stury..I didn't say it was good! Read it or die..I know where you live. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
This trip is gonna rock! Melony thought as she stared out the airplane window. 14 days..two whole weeks in Sin City. Vince thought she, Autumn, and a few other superstars could use a break since they were some of WWE's most overworked superstars.
"This is gonna be awesome, don't you think?" Melony looked at Autumn who was seated next to her, who had headphones one with music so loud that Melony could hear a blur of screaming and electric guitar.
"You're gay." Melony mumbled and rolled her eyes.
"Wha..who's gay?" Shane asked drowsily as he wiped the drool from the corner of his mouth. Melony snickered and glanced back at him, "I was talking about Autumn."
"What? Autumn's gay?!"
"No..I was joking!"
"Oh. Ok." Shane shrugged and dozed off again.
"I can't wait to play Blackjack," Eddie said happily, "Seriously, holmes, it's my favorite."
"Yeah, me and Autumn are going to Chippendales!" Mel grinned.
"What?" Autumn asked and removed her headphones, "Did I hear something about potato chips? I'm starving."
"I said Chippendales."
"Ohh..even better!"
"You're going to Chippendales?" Shelton asked, "That's cheesy..with a Z..cheezy."
"Then you do a better job!" Autumn said jokingly. Shelton stood up and started dancing while slooooowlly taking off his shirt.
"Dude, sit down! She was kidding!" Christian yelled. Shelton burst out laughing as he sat back down.
"Ugh..will you shut up?" Shane groaned, "I'm trying to sleep!"
"We're going to Vegas and all you can think of is sleep?" Christian asked.
"I wanna be well rested." Shane said as he buried his head deeper into the pillow.
"Are you hungover?" Billy(Gunn) asked. Shane looked up at him, "Ok, maybe a little."
"Aren't you supposed to save the hangover-ness for Vegas?"
"I was celebrating out trip!"
"You celebrated too much."
"C'mon Billy, there's no such thing as too much celebration!" Autumn said, "Especially if it involves alcohol and loud music."
"Let me guess," Mel said, "Hangovers rock your sox?"
"YAH!"
"You're an idiot."
"Ok, maybe sometimes."
"No, all the time."
"No, all the time." Audi mocked. Mel rolled her eyes and picked up Audi's walkman, "What are you listening to?"
"A cd I burnt. Burned..burnt..which is right?"
"Of who?"
"Random stuff..Slipknot..Three Days Grace..you know who I listen to."
"Dude...we're going to Vegas, man!" Eddie yelled, "Yo man, it's exciting! And the best part is, we don't have to work."
"Sweeeeeeeeeeeet." Everyone said in parallel.
"I hear Vegas has the very best Corona." Mel said with a grin.
"All Corona is the same." Autumn pointed out
"Yeah, I just wanted to say that."
"Hehheh..niiiicce."
"Where are we staying?" Mel asked as she, Autumn, Shane, Eddie, Shelton, Christian, and Billy walked out of the airport.
"Uhh.." Autumn pulled a piece of paper out of her pocket. "Oh yay! Mandalay Bay!" She said and high fived Melony.
"What are we driving?" Eddie asked.
"These." Melony said and stopped. In front of them were two cars; one black and red Porsche 911 and one blue 1959 Cadillac.
"DIBS ON THE PORSCHE!!" Autumn screamed as she ran up to it, "Holy crap, this is my dream car!" She carefully ran her hands over the driver's side door. "Is this..a dream?" She asked as she opened the door and got in. She popped the trunk and Billy began throwing their bags into the trunk.
"Ooh..can I drive?" Shane asked as he ran over to the Cadillac.
"No way, I'm driving!" Shelton said. Melony nodded and threw the keys to Shelton. Christian was already putting their bags in the trunk.
"Ooohhh..I lurve it!!" Autumn yelled and jumped on the bed. "Cool! A mini-bar! Oooh..a jacuzzi?!!"
"Your room has a jacuzzi too?!"
"Yes! A jacuzzi!!"
"Oooohhhhhhoooooo!!!"
"I'll never understand women." Shane mumbled.
Autumn ran over and opened the curtain to reveal practically all of the Vegas Strip. "We were here like, two years ago, right?"
"Yeah!" Mel said and walked over to the window.
"Hey, it's just like on the TV show!"
"Oh yeah, you see the Montecito anywhere?"
"Where's Josh Duhamel?!"
Shane shook his head in disbelief and walked out.
"Hey, when are we going to Chippendales?" Autumn asked and sat down. "Whenever we find it." Mel replied.
"Let's go see Seigfried and Roy!" Autumn and Melony exchanged looks and both of them said; "Look but don't touch, but touch when I'm not looking!"
Later that night, Melony and Autumn asked around and found where the nearest Chippendales was. The two of them flashed ID's and paid entrance fee's to get in. The two of them were seated at a table close to the stage where dudes danced. A guy walked up to the table, all he had on was a bowtie, cufflinks, and buttless chaps. "Can I get you ladies something?" He asked.
Melony and Autumn just stared, with huge smiled on their faces.
Finally, Melony said, "We'll take two Corona's." And the guy walked off.
Autumn was staring at his butt as he walked away. Melony laughed.
A guy walked onto the stage and said, "Ladies' and..well..ladie's! It's my honor to announce tonight's special, the British Babe Kyle and the Italian Stallion Max!" And walked off.
Cheesy..with a Z..cheezy music began playing as two guys walked out.
"Hm..those guys look familiar." Autumn mumbled as she took a sip of her Corona.
"You probably saw them in a magazine or something/"
Audi kept staring and finally, "OHMIGOD! I know them!"
Melony was about to say something when her cell phone rang....
TBC....