Durty Vegas Chapter 2

A/N: Whooooo..good feedback on the first chapter! So, I hope you guys like this chapter, too. Whatever floats ya boat. Anyhoo, read on, freekadelic peeps.

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"Hold on." Melony said as she answered her phone. It was her boyfriend, John, who had stayed in Wichita and promised her he would catch a later flight to Las Vegas. "Hey John!" Mel said happily, "What's up?"

"Nothing much. Hey, where are you? It sounds noisy. Is that Autumn yelling?"

Mel looked over at Audi, who was now dancing on the stage with Max and Kyle, yelling and dancing.

"Yeah..she's..jumping on the hotel bed with Eddie." Mel lied, "Hey, are you on a plane yet?"

"Actually, that's what I called to tell you."

"What? Is something wrong?"

"I'm not gonna be able to come to Vegas this time."

"What? What are you talking about?"

"They need me to start shooting the movie early, so I can't make it."

"John, come on! We were gonna do all that..stuff."

"I'm sorry, baby, but they need me!"

"Whatever. Me and Autumn will just go to Chippendales. BYE!" She yelled and hung up. She motioned for the waiter guy to come back, and ordered four more Corona's, all for her.

"Screw him, man." She said as she downed half of one. "I'm in Vegas, there's plenty of dudes to go around!"

"ACK!" Autumn stumbled and fell off the stage. Five minutes later, she jumped up and yelled, "I'M OK!!!!!"

"And..plenty of idiots." Mel downed the rest of her drink and then jumped on the stage.

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"You know what I like?" Shelton asked as he and Billy walked through the Casino. "I dunno," Billy shrugged, "What?"

"I like...thongs."

"Really? Why?"

"Cause I'm an ASS MAN!!" Shelton sang. Billy laughed, then whacked Shelton with his plastic cup.

"Ow! That hurt!"

"I know..I meant for it to."

"Peekabooo...I seeee yoouuuu.." Came a voice from somewhere. Billy looked around, confused, "Who said that?" He looked down to see Autumn crouched down with her arm around his leg and a Heinekin in her other hand. "Hiiii Biiiillllllyyyy." She said with a hic.

"Autumn? What are you..?"

"SHHHHH!!! I"M A SPY!"

"A spy for who?"

"A spy for...uhh..hic..KISS ME YOU FOOL!" She tried to pull Billy down to kiss him, but she ended up falling over.

"Autumn..how much have you had to drink?" Billy asked.

Autumn..who was now lying on the floor on her back..shook her head. "Dude..like..a lot?"

"Maybe I should take you to your room.."

"Noooo!" She got on her hands and knees and crawled away.

"Hey, where's Mel?" Shelton asked, "Didn't she and Autumn leave together?"

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"Hey..gimme another Tequila!" Melony said. The bartender came over to pour her another shot, but she just grabbed the bottle and drank straight from it.

"Melony? What are you doing here?" Christian asked as he sat down beside her, "I thought you went to Chippendales."

"Yeah, I did. But Audi was keeping all the guys to herself, plus I needed more alcohol."

He laughed, "Where's Autumn now?"

She shrugged, "I dunno..crawling around on the floor somewhere."

Christian had a confused look on his face.

"Don't ask."

"Ok, I won't. Bartender! Can I get some Rum and Coke, please?"

-4 Bottles of Tequila, 3 limes, and 15 large Rum and Coke's later-

"Oh my God! And this..hehe..one time..haha..I heh..I can't remember!"

Melony and Christian burst out laughing.

"Oh...you tell great stories, Mel!" He said, his words a bit slurred.

She nodded, "Yeah, I'm an awesome storytellerpersonthing."

"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!" Autumn was riding on Billy's back, and he was running through the bar.

"OhmyGod.." Mel said. "There's Autumn! Hiiiiiiii Auuuutttuuumnmmmmnmnmmmnmnmnmnnnnnmmmmnn!"

"Hey.." Christian said, "I just got the craziest idear!"

"What?"

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"Hit me." Eddie said. The dealer laid down a 5 of Hearts card next to the 5 of Spades.

"Hit me."

A five of Clubs.

"Hit me."

A five of Diamonds.

"H-H-Hit me."

An Ace of Spades. "Blackjack!"

"Holy crappit I won!" Eddie yelled, "I WON I WON I WON!!"

"Shelton!!" Shane said and ran up to him, "Dude, I can't get the ATM machine to work! Can I borrow some money?"

"For what?"

"The quarter slot machine!"

"What? Man, you've been there all night long! Take a break!"

"I don't want a break! I want moolah! OW!!!" He looked down to see Autumn biting his knee.

"I think she's had more than just a few drinks." Shelton said.

Billy walked up, picked Autumn up, slung her over his shoulder, and walked away.

"Oh Billy! You naughty boy!!" Autumn giggled, "To the bar! I need VODKA!"

"Damn..that hurt." Shane mumbled as he rubbed his knee. "Now..can I have some dough?"

Sheltie sighed and handed Shane a $20.

"Thanks, dude." Shane smiled and walked away.

Meanwhile

"By the power vested in me by the state of Nevada, I now pronounce you man and wife..on one condition."

"What's that?"

"You have to wear these for two weeks."

"O...hic...K!"

"You may kiss the bride."

TBC.........

A/N: THE SUSPENSE!! THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!!