Chapter Three
Author's Note: 'Sup peeps of the M-U nation?!?!?! Yeah..give it up..cause now I'm back! (Dances) Pssh. Like you care. (Sniffle) I'm sure promises mean nothing to you right now! (Snifsnif) Yeah..that didn't make sense. Meh. Name something I say that DOES make sense. Hah. Anyhoo, this chap is dedicated to CNIMBWM. Thanks you guys for all the great reviews, btw.
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"Uhh..ow..what?" Melony groaned as she sat up in her hotel room bed. "What the hell? Ow..my head...damn." She started to get up, but she was dragged down by someone's arm. She looked at her wrist, and saw that she was hand cuffed to...SHELTON BENJAMIN.
"Holy shit!" She yelled, "OW!"
Shelton stirred, then opened his eyes and yawned. "Huh?..Hm..what? What's going on? Did somebody die? WHO DIED?!"
"Ow! Stop yelling!"
"Wha..? Damn..my head. Uhh..why are we..hand cuffed?"
"What's with all the yelling?!"
Melony and Shelton exchanged "WTF?" looks and looked over the edge of the bed to see Autumn and Billy, lying on the floor. Autumn was on top of Billy, and both of them were holding Vodka bottles. "What the hell is your problem?" Audi mumbled, as she snuggled closer to Billy.
"Why..is everyone..talking?" Shane asked as he stood up, stumbling a little. Eddie stood up beside him, "Yo holmes, I want TACOS!"
Eddie was wearing a shirt that said "I'M AMISH" and Shane was wearing a similar shirt that said "I HAVE 5IVE HUSBANDS".
"Hey..where's Christian?" Eddie asked.
"HERE!" Christian crawled out from under the bed and stood up. He was holding a whip, and wearing a skin tight leather shirt, buttless jeans, and wearing a "Robin" mask.
"Hey man, those are mine!" Billy said, pointing to the jeans.
"Dude," Autumn said, "What do your cheeks say?"
"One cheek says 'Fun', and the other one says 'Hole'."
"Duuuuudddee....that rox my sox."
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!!!" Mel screamed. Christian turned around and gasped, "Whoa! You two actually went through with it?"
"Went through with what?" Mel and Sheltie asked simultaneously.
"I told you to marry Shelton, but I didn't think you'd actually do it!"
"So..we're..uhh..married?" Shelton asked. Christian nodded, "Mr. And Mrs. Benjamin!"
"It's all about the Benjamin's!" Autumn yelled.
"Why are you on top of me?" Billy asked.
"I have no friggen idea..but your manboobies make nice pillows!"
Billy grinned, "So I've been told."
"Heehee..maaaannnnbbboooobbiieeess." She said, and squeezed his manboob.
"Oh God..we're married." Mel squeaked.
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Everyone was in various places in the casino. Except for Mel and Shelton, cause, well, they were handcuffed together. And Autumn was hanging out with them.
"Sooo..when are you gonna have little Sheltie's?!" Autumn asked.
Melony laughed laconically, "Never."
"Aw honey..don't you lurve me?" Shelton said.
"I'd lurve you a lot more if I wasn't handcuffed to you."
"How are you gonna go to the bathroom?"
"Autumn!"
"Sor-ry."
"Uhh..Mel..I gotta pee."
"OH MY GOD!"
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After finding some way for Shelton to pee(don't ask me how..it involved cucumbers..lots and lots of cucumbers..), he and Melony were sitting in a restaurant, eating.
"Ugh..after last night, I'm starved!" Mel said, shoving a hand full of fries into her mouth. Shelton nodded, and took a huge gulp of soda, "Yeah, and I don't even remember last night!"
"Me either..but imagining it makes me hungry."
"Hah! Yeah..tell me about it."
Autumn and Billy walked up.
"You two are awfully calm to be a married/handcuffed couple!"Autumn said, taking a sip of her oh-so-deliciously apple-y Appletini.
"Autumn..isn't it a little early to be drinking?" Mel asked.
"Uhh..no."
"I didn't think so!" Mel got up to walk to the bar, but fell over. "DAMMIT!"
"Melony!" Shelton yelled as he knelt down beside her, "Mel, are you ok?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!" Audi and Billy said.
Melony stood up, and lunged at them.
"ACK!!" Audi shrieked as Melony landed on her, and Sheltie went flying into Billy. All 4 of them collapsed on the floor..and then got kicked out of the restaurant.
"All that cause we said 'Aw'?" Autumn asked, rubbing the back of her head, "Dude..drink a beer."
"That's what I need! Come, Shelton!" Mel exclaimed, dragging Shelton away.
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Back at the casino, Eddie and Shane were hanging out.
"Hey man," Eddie said, "I just got the awesomest idea!"
"What?" Shane asked, slurping his Slurpee, which was the same color green as his hair.
"How about we throw Mel and Shelton a...wedding party thing!"
"Sweet! And we can do Karoke!"
"Yeah! Karoke rox my sox, holmes!"
"We should talk to the casino about it!"
"Yeah man..let's go!"
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Melony and Shelton were walking into the casino, when she saw a poster.
"Melony and Shelton's Wedding Bash! Come To Two Famous WWE Superstars' Wedding Party Thing! 7:00 PM Tonight! Complete With Karoke!"
"OH MY GOD!" The two of them screeched.
"Who the hell did this?" Mel asked.
"Wee diiiiid!" Shane and Eddie said.
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"
"There'll be lots of Tequila!"
"I'll go get ready!"
To Be Continued...
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