A/N: Yes..it is finally here! Mwaahhahahhhahhhaahhah!!! Happy New Year's guys! I hope 2005 is better than 2004. ;)
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"Oooh! Karaoke!" Autumn yelled and ran over to the stage.
"Oh no.." Melony mumbled and looked at Billy, "Hey, are you and Autumn a couple?"
"Uhh..I dunno."
"Whatever..where's the tequila?"
"Oooh, nachos!" Shelton said. Unfortunately, the tequila and the nachos were on opposite sides of the room, which caused, yet, another collapse.
"I swear, if that happens again, I'm chopping my hand off!" Mel said, angrily. Shelton helped her up and they went and got tequila.
Lots of strangers from the hotel had heard about the party and wandered in.
Eddie was up on stage, "Yo! People, can I have your attention?! OK, this party is to celebrate Melony and Shelton's wedding! Whooo. So, I just wanna say congratulations to you guys..man..I'm gonna cry!" Eddie wiped his eyes with his sleeve, "So, man, we love you guys!"
Everyone clapped. Autumn did a "cartwheel" behind Eddie, and SOMEHOW ended up on her back on the floor.
"Ok, everyone, time for KARAOKE!" Eddie said and walked off the stage. He walked over to the "happy couple", "You know, I just realized something..."
"What?" Mel and Shelton asked simultaneously.
"Why are you wearing handcuffs?" "I have no friggen idea!" Mel said, and knocked back tequila.
Autumn stumbled up, "I'm gonna SING!" She finished off her tequila, threw it on the ground, and ran up to the stage.
"WHAT?!" Autumn screamed, "What do you mean you don't have the Teen Titans theme song? Fine, whatever, I'll take..ooh! That one!" She walked over somewhere, put on a veil, and walked back to the microphone just as the music started.
"This song is dedicated to my big tister, who's married and wearing handcuffs..whoo!"
Melony burst out laughing as she listened to her sister "sing."
"I like your pants around your feet..do do do..and I like the da-hurt on your knees...and you know whyyy? Case I'm an ASS MAN!! AHHH!!" She stumbled and fell of the stage.
"I'm OK!"
By now, Melony was crying from the laughter.
Billy walked up to the stage, "Uhh..yeah..whatever..hit it people!"
Cue the muzac.
"If you like Pina Coladas! And gettin' caught in the rain..if you're not into yoga..."
Melony and Shelton both had a look like this OO.
When Billy finished, Melony really didn't want to hear anymore horrible singing. But then! Shane got up on stage to sing, when the lights went out. Everyone was freaking out, until a gunshot was heard, followed by a scream.
When the lights came back on, Shane was lying on the stage.
"SHANE!!" Melony screamed, and ran towards the stage, naturally followed by Shelton.
"Someone call 911!" Eddie yelled, as he knelt beside Shane, "Yo holmes, where you hit?"
"Dude..I think..my ass.." Shane replied.
Autumn ran up, "Oh no! Who shot Shane in the arse?!"
Mel thwhacked her, "Dammit, Autumn! This is no time to be funny!"
"Must give CPR!" Autumn started to pound Shane in the chest, then decided it probably wouldn't be such a good idea.
"UGH! You idiot!" Mel yelled, "DID SOMEONE CALL 911?!!"
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"Oh my God..I see the light..it's a blinding light..so..pretty.."
"Dude, you got shot in the arse!! I don't think it's fatal."
"Oh yeah.." Shane shrugged, "Whatever..I'm hungry."
Autumn nodded, "Me too. Want me to bring you something from the cafeteria?"
"Sure..see if they have Jell-O!"
Autumn nodded and left.
"GREEN JELL-O!" Shane yelled.
"Man, you just got shot in the ass and all you can think about is green Jell-O?" Edde asked and shook his head, "That's whacked."
Shane nodded, "Getting shot in the ass makes a man hungry!"
"I HAVE GREEN JELL-O!" Autumn screamed as she ran back into the room, handing Shane a Jell-O cup and spoon, then sitting down in a chair to eat her own. "Mm..Jell-O-ess-ness!" Autumn mumbled, "Hey Shane, do you have any idea who might want to shoot you..in the ass? Haha."
"Well," Shane began, "That was kinda the reason I was being such an ass--no pun intended--because I'd been getting these threatening notes signed 'M.J.' "
"AH-HA!" Autumn said, and popped up, "A CLUE! No need to worry, Shane! Det. Stokes is on the case!"
"Who's Det. Stokes?" Mel asked.
"ME!"
"Your last name isn't Stokes!"
"It is in my fantasies." Autumn said, and practically danced out the door.
Melony rolled her eyes.
Billy stood up, "I'm gonna go make sure she doesn't steal any morphine." He said and walked out.
"Guys, don't let me keep you from having your..handcuffed-in-Vegas fun!" Shane said, "You guys just go out and have fun."
"Aw, we can't just leave you here!" Mel said.
Shane shook his head, "No, seriously, go gamble and drink..I'm cool!"
"Hey, has anyone seen Christian?" Shelton asked.
Everyone shook their heads.
---Somewhere in Vegas...---
"Welcome to the stage..Captain Charisma!" Christian came out on stage and spun around the pole.
Women(and a few dudes) stuffed dollar bills in his sequined tighties.
---Back at the hospital....---
"I don't think I want to know where he is." Shane mumbled.
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"Autumn! Where are you?!" Billy called as he walked down the halls of the hospital.
He looked over and saw a tall figure, dress all in black, with a hood.
Billy looked at the "things" face..was that who he thought it was?
"Excuse me..."
"NO HABLA ENGLES!" The thing yelled and ran off.
"Psst..Billy! In here!"
"Huh?"
The door of the maintance closet opened, Autumn reached out, grabbed Billy, and pulled him inside.
TO BE CONTINUED............