Author's Note: Whoooooooooooooo....a new chapter!! Read it and review it folks!...blah..I don't even care anymore. (Cries) NOBODY LURVES ME!
Ben: I lurve you.
MU: OO...whaa..?
Ben:(starts to sing) MU..I love you..like the wind loves the..trees..
MU: You know..your voice is so amazing, you could sing about crap and I would listen and drool.
Ben: Really?
MU: Yeah..but don't sing about crap, go back to lurving me.
Ben:(makes out with MU)
Randy: HEY! MUSIC BOY! GET LOST! (Kicks Ben)
Ben: (punches Randy)
Randy: OH NO YOU DI'INT!
(Fight breaks out)
MU:(sneaks away with Batista)
CNIMBWM:(pouring butterscotch on Luther)
Benoit:(running around frantically) I'M THE LOOOVVVVEEE MUUUFFIIINNN!!!
Daniel and Mike: W....T.....F?!!!?!?!?!?!??!?
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30 minutes later, Billy and Autumn emerged from the closet..and let's
just say they looked...messed up?
"Oh..hey Sherlock Holmes, find any clues?" Shane asked when the two of
them walked into the hospital room. Eddie almost spit out the Dr.
Pepper
he was drinking, "Oh my, God! Holmes! What were the two of you doing?!"
There was silence.....
"We..uhhhmm...went outside!" Billy said.
"And what? Got hit by a truck?" Melony asked with a grin.
"YAH!" Autumn yelled, "Uhh..sort of. See, there was this kitten in this
tree, and..."
Billy clasped his hand over her mouth and smiled, "What she means.."
"Look, if you two were in the Janitor's closet, just say so!" Shane
yelled.
Billy sighed, "Ok, fine! We were..kindasortamaybe in the maintance
closet."
"BFFONFMFS!" Audi mumbled.
Billy removed his hand from her mouth.
"But we only made out, I swear!" She said.
Shelton nodded, "Riiiiggghhhtt." He said, incredulously.
Suddenly, the door burst open, and Christian ran in, still in his
glittery outfit he wore in the strip club.
"OHMIGODIJUSTHEARDSOMEONEGOTSHOT! WHOGOTSHOT?
OHMIGODSHANEMYBESTFRIENDNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" He knelt beside Shane's
hospital bed and "wept."
"Uhh..Christian..I got shot in the ass. I'm not gonna die."
"Oh." Christian stood up, "Well, in that case..does anyone have any
green Jell-O?"
"Here." Autumn said, and threw him a cup of the Jell-O. He didn't catch
it, so it just..thwhacked him in the forehead.
"OW!" Christian yelled, rubbing his forehead, and glaring at Autumn.
"Don't look at me like that Mr. Glitter!"
"Speaking of glitter," Mel said, "Why are you wearing that?"
Christian blushed a deep shade of crimson and laughed nervously,
"Errrr...well...uhm...I'm...Elvis? Ehhh."
Shane laughed, "Yeah, right..and I shot myself!"
Autumn let out an overly dramatic gasp, "Shane!! I thought you were
better than that!"
"Uhm..I was being sarcastic."
"........I knew that......."
"No you didn't."
"Ok..I didn't!"
"Dude, who shot you in the ass?" Christian asked.
"I know WHO!" Autumn yelled.
"Who?" Shane said.
Autumn got the most serious look on her face, "M.J."
If it had been saturday morning in Japan, everyone would've animé
crashed.
"Ugh..you are such an idiot!" Melony yelled.
"Seriously," Billy said, "I think you had more than a lot to drink the
other night, and it hasn't worn off yet!"
"No," Mel said, "She's always been an idiot."
"I'M TIRED OF BEING CALLED STOOPID WITH TWO 'O'S'!!" Autumn screamed.
"Hey..I was just kidding!"
"Hope you feel better soon, Shane. I'm going back to the hotel..I NEED
VODKA!" Audi picked up her jacket and stormed out. Everyone was kind
of...silent.
"What's her problem, holmes?" Eddie asked.
Christian shrugged, "Wrong time of the month?"
"Hey man, why do we always blame it on that?"
"I dunno."
Melony rolled her eyes, "Can we talk about something else? This convo
is
disgusting!"
"I'm gonna go find Autumn," Billy said and stood up, "And make sure she
isn't..ya know...Mentally Unstable."
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Autumn was sitting alone at the bar, drinking vodka. Around her, CSI's
were looking for clues as to who shot Shane Helms in the arse. She
thought she caught a glimpse of Nick Stokes, but then decided it was a
hallucination. She looked over and saw a freaky looking card. Making
sure no one was watching, she used a napkin to pick up the card and
open
it. All that was written inside was two, huge, letters.
M.J.
"Hah..I'm gonna prove I'm not stoopid." She mumbled.
Autumn just happened to know somebody who owed her a favor.
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Billy was walking into the casino just as Autumn was walking out.
"Autumn..there you are! Are you ok?" He asked.
Autumn quickly hid the card and napkin behind her back, and nodded,
"Yeah..I'm just on my way to visit an old friend."
"Oh..well, do you..need someone to go with you?
Autumn smiled, "Thank you, Billy, but..this is..personal."
"Oh..ok. Well, see you later?"
"Yeah..bye." She smiled again, and walked away.
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"God, I'm tired!" Melony said as she collapsed onto the bed, naturally
dragging Shelton down beside her.
"So..uhh..good night, then?" Shelton asked. Melony smiled, "Heh..I
guess."
"Ok..so..good night.." Shelton hesitated, then planted a passionate
kiss
on Melony's lips.
Melony..well..she didn't resist.
"What was..that for?"
"Well, you know, we are married."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
Shelton gave her a look.
Melony raised an eyebrow.
"Sweet."
TBC.........