Part 1, E/C fluff
The General Story
Erik and Christine were in love. Then Christine loved Raoul. Raoul turned evil. Erik and Christine married. The end.
The Poetry Version
It was E/C love,
Just like a dove,
Though this poem is bad,
Don't get mad,
'cuz it's E/C love,
and that can be spelt luv,
and kisses are from above,
ECECECECECECE…
It gets worse
The Humor Version
Insert dumb pun here.
"Christine I love you. Isn't that hilarious?"
Kiss. Kiss.
"Let's not kiss too much." Christine said.
"Ok."
"Ok? What's that mean?"
"I dunno."
Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss.
The Tragic Version
"I will go back to Erik now, because Raoul is PURE EVIL!" Christine said.
When she came to the lair it was ransacked.
"Oh noooooo!"
And Erik was almost dead.
"Noooo!"
"But I still love you." He said.
"So? That doesn't change the fact that in about two seconds you'll die."
"Lets kiss for those two seconds." He suggested.
"Alright."
They did and he died and Josh Groban songs played magically in the background.
The Math Version
If one Erik and one Christine makes lots of fan girls squeal, and Erik gave Christine eight kisses Wednesday, nine Thursday, and twenty on Friday, how many did he give her on Saturday?
Answer: a lot.
So, you have made it this far. Do NOT stay tuned for part 2, E/NOW fluff. STAY AWAY!