Big Phat Dragon Ball Z I
By Zukone
Chapter 2: The Girl is Phat
Morning had come and Bulma stretched out swinging her arms out
accidentally hitting the person next to her. She had almost forgotten about
the sleeping Sayan. She was about to give him a shove off the bed but she
couldn't bring herself to wake up the sleeping prince so rudely. He looked
almost peaceful.
Her smile turned into a scowl as she remembered the previous nights
happenings. He had called her skinny. Well there was no way he was going
to get away with that. She leaned over to him causing the bed to shift a
bit. His eyes slowly opened as he started to get up and then she bum
rushed him off the bed using her own body as force.
His eyes shot all the way open, but it was too late. Before he knew
it he was sprawled out on the floor. He got to his feet sharply turning to
the voluptuous vixen on the bed.
"ONNA!" He howled at her.
"What?" she replied crossing her arms and looking away from him with a
smug expression.
"You know what ONNA!"
"I figure that makes us even." Bulma giggled as she hopped off the
bed to get her robe and start her morning rituals.
Seeing her so bubbly in the morning softened the scowl on his face but
he tried to remain firm. With mind numbing speed he appeared between her
and the door. "My machine woman."
"Alright already. But you still didn't tell me what adjustments you
wanted me to make"
"Make it able to go to 1,000,000 times earth's Gravity"
"Are you Crazy! That's impossible for you to do right now. You're
only at 100times earth's gravity right now. Besides I cant make the
machine go that High."
"I will defeat Goku and the Androids and once I have they're will be
nothing to stop me from enslaving the entire human race."
"Oh" Bulma said understanding Vegita's inner pain, "Sure I'll try and
help you."
"You will help me, ONNA, you will."
"Okay but first I'll have to take a shower"
Vegita stood firm unwilling to move. If he moved it would be as if
she was in charge. He had said he wasn't moving until she decided to fix
the machine. He didn't want to be a liar. But this wasn't the only thing
that caused him to be transfixed into this one spot. Thoughts of Bulma
taking a shower danced in his head. How he wished he were the soap Bulma
used so he could get to know every inch of her body. His eyebrows arched up
at the prospect.
"Vegita." Bulma said.
"Eh" he responded half heartedly.
"You're in my way."
"Right.. right" he said as he moved to the side. He silently watched
the back side of her retreating form. The way she moved was pure grace.
"Mmm Jelly" he said unconsciously as he watched her well over 250 pound
hind side jiggle.
Bulma turned around, "you say something?" she asked as she caught his
eyes focused on her.
Vegita turned away quickly. "Of course not."
"Well it sounded like..."
"Well you were WRONG!" Vegita hollered before exiting lightning speed.
Bulma shrugged her shoulders oblivious to the passionate desire inside
of Vegita and proceeded her way to the shower.
At the gravity room Vegita was cross. His mind had been invaded with
continual thoughts of the onna showering. He could imagine a most unworthy
shower of water assaulting her every curve. "That's it!" he thought to
himself unable to contain himself any longer, "I must have her and claim
her as my own." Only when he made this resolve did a tiny smile cross his
face. Pondering it further he had some concerns about his decision. "But
the little one is ignorant of My Sayan traditions."
Vegita smirked to himself, "Well, I'll just have to teach her."
Last night had been tense for him to say the least. Just knowing she
was mere millimeters away from him made his blood boil. Every movement
seemed to magnify itself in his head as he was painfully aware of
everything around him. He didn't have much sleep that night. In fact he
hadn't been sleeping in the morning when Bulma got closer to him.
The way she approached him so tenderly, he could almost believe that
she was going to kiss him and for that he wanted to be awake. For a moment
he felt her body all over him enclosing him in her warmth of which she had
a lot to offer. He was going to cave and claim her right then and there.
That was when he realized that she wasn't putting the moves on him and he
found himself splattered on the floor. He had been grateful at the time
but what would he have done if she really were trying to put the moves on
him?
He turned the machine on and let the hum of the machine sooth him
before a sudden flux of energy pushed down on him. Training.. ah.. this
would help him think of something else. He was training at 200 times
earth's gravity up 50 times since just one minute ago and he was quickly
mastering it. He noticed while training that the woman was late. Maybe he
would have to teach her a lesson later that night... a special kind of
lesson.
But enough of that. He had training to do. He started his push ups
to warm up before the real training started. He shot up when he sensed a
familiar ki approaching the Gravity chamber. The Onna. He was about to
step out and yell at her for being late when he sensed yet another ki.
This one was more infuriating than the first.
"Hey babe?" he could hear the weakling human, what was his name,
Yamchump, say again. Vegita grunted and turned the gravity machine up. It
was all he could do to drown out that moron's voice. He continued to do
pushups as the conversation just outside his chamber continued much to his
annoyance. He had forgotten about that idiot even though he was the Onna's
boyfriend. A real man would be able to carry his woman he bickered to
himself. He bet that weakling idiot couldn't.
"Big Bulma Babe?" he said.
"Yeah Yamcha. I'm right here." Bulma said tinkering behind a control
panel on the outside of the Gravity Machine.
"OH. Well I was hoping... wondering if you could. I mean we could.
Never mind." Yamacha said with a blush.
"What is it. Yamcha?" she said while grabbing a wrench and continuing
her work on the Gravity Machine.
Yamcha continued with her permission albeit someone shyly. "You think
maybe we could have a nice stay at home date today?"
"Sure" Bulma replied elated. She bounced up and down and threw her
arms around Yamcha who inadvertently fell backwards due to her gesture.
Bulma rolled off of him and looked at him apologetically. Yamcha
shook his head. "It's Ok." he said, "When you go out with the phattest girl
in the whole entire world, this is bound to happen."
Bulma blushed, "Awe thanks sweetie."
Yamcha got up on his feet first and then dusted himself off before
offering a hand to Bulma. He struggled to help her to her feet but with
some back muscle he was able to get her up. "And do you think..." He
started, "That we might ..." Yamcha swallowed hard, "Be able to go further
than we usually do?"
Bulma looked at Yamcha quizzically. It was the first time he had been
so direct about taking the next step. She sat there staring at him in
complete shock.
"Forget it... I'm sorry I mentioned it," Yamcha's face flushed beat
red and turned to leave highly embarrassed.
"NO Wait Yamcha" Bulma interjected. "I.. I'm glad you did. I'm just
not sure yet. Let me think about it, OK."
Yamcha turned to her, "Really?" He said incredulous.
"Really" Bulma giggled
Vegita, in all his effort to clog his ears with the drowning sound of
concentration, failed. He heard every word. That flake Yamcha was
intending to take the Onna for himself. This was maddening. What right
did Yamcha have to claim her? So what if he was her so called boyfriend.
The Onna was his and no other man was allowed to touch. Vegita turned his
attention to the door glaring at it homicidally.
Outside of the Gravity room Bulma steadily worked on making the
adjustments to the gravity room all the while thinking of this potentially
wonderful night waiting for her. Was she really ready to go all the way
with Yamcha? They had only been going out for 15 years. She was mature.
Although might have seemed like it would be too soon for most she kinda
felt she was ready. Yes she was ready, she affirmed to herself, she was
ready to give herself to the one and only, most faithful, Yamcha.
She didn't think that she would have been able to make the adjustments
to the GR but with a little hard work she was able to find the solution.
After attaching the slender pulley and rearranging the circuitry she was
able to make the GR go up to 1,100,000 times the earth gravity, more than
Vegita had asked her. She was glad that she was done with this five-minute
grueling project. She let out an exhaustive sigh and closed her toolbox.
Bulma set herself in motion when a familiar voice stopped her.
"I hope you don't have any plans tonight, Onna."
A/N
Wow I made fun of a lot of things and met a lot of new Characters along the
way including:
10 Bulma the sure I'll help Vegita destroy the world because I don't care
about the future of my planet Bulma
9 Nothing but sexual innuendo coming from Vegita's mind
8 Vegita the Sayan ritual obsessed Vegita
7 Vegita the I'm going to power up to overly impossible levels Vegita
6 Vegita the possessive Vegita
5 Vegita the lust crazed Vegita (again)
4 Bulma the smarty pants who can fix anything thing with a whole bunch of
nondescript tools in a matter of seconds Bulma
3 Vegita the "Onna" spewing machine Vegita
2 Supped up GR Machine
1 ONNA!
Onna will only be used in this chapter because that is not my personal
writing style.
By Zukone
Chapter 2: The Girl is Phat
Morning had come and Bulma stretched out swinging her arms out
accidentally hitting the person next to her. She had almost forgotten about
the sleeping Sayan. She was about to give him a shove off the bed but she
couldn't bring herself to wake up the sleeping prince so rudely. He looked
almost peaceful.
Her smile turned into a scowl as she remembered the previous nights
happenings. He had called her skinny. Well there was no way he was going
to get away with that. She leaned over to him causing the bed to shift a
bit. His eyes slowly opened as he started to get up and then she bum
rushed him off the bed using her own body as force.
His eyes shot all the way open, but it was too late. Before he knew
it he was sprawled out on the floor. He got to his feet sharply turning to
the voluptuous vixen on the bed.
"ONNA!" He howled at her.
"What?" she replied crossing her arms and looking away from him with a
smug expression.
"You know what ONNA!"
"I figure that makes us even." Bulma giggled as she hopped off the
bed to get her robe and start her morning rituals.
Seeing her so bubbly in the morning softened the scowl on his face but
he tried to remain firm. With mind numbing speed he appeared between her
and the door. "My machine woman."
"Alright already. But you still didn't tell me what adjustments you
wanted me to make"
"Make it able to go to 1,000,000 times earth's Gravity"
"Are you Crazy! That's impossible for you to do right now. You're
only at 100times earth's gravity right now. Besides I cant make the
machine go that High."
"I will defeat Goku and the Androids and once I have they're will be
nothing to stop me from enslaving the entire human race."
"Oh" Bulma said understanding Vegita's inner pain, "Sure I'll try and
help you."
"You will help me, ONNA, you will."
"Okay but first I'll have to take a shower"
Vegita stood firm unwilling to move. If he moved it would be as if
she was in charge. He had said he wasn't moving until she decided to fix
the machine. He didn't want to be a liar. But this wasn't the only thing
that caused him to be transfixed into this one spot. Thoughts of Bulma
taking a shower danced in his head. How he wished he were the soap Bulma
used so he could get to know every inch of her body. His eyebrows arched up
at the prospect.
"Vegita." Bulma said.
"Eh" he responded half heartedly.
"You're in my way."
"Right.. right" he said as he moved to the side. He silently watched
the back side of her retreating form. The way she moved was pure grace.
"Mmm Jelly" he said unconsciously as he watched her well over 250 pound
hind side jiggle.
Bulma turned around, "you say something?" she asked as she caught his
eyes focused on her.
Vegita turned away quickly. "Of course not."
"Well it sounded like..."
"Well you were WRONG!" Vegita hollered before exiting lightning speed.
Bulma shrugged her shoulders oblivious to the passionate desire inside
of Vegita and proceeded her way to the shower.
At the gravity room Vegita was cross. His mind had been invaded with
continual thoughts of the onna showering. He could imagine a most unworthy
shower of water assaulting her every curve. "That's it!" he thought to
himself unable to contain himself any longer, "I must have her and claim
her as my own." Only when he made this resolve did a tiny smile cross his
face. Pondering it further he had some concerns about his decision. "But
the little one is ignorant of My Sayan traditions."
Vegita smirked to himself, "Well, I'll just have to teach her."
Last night had been tense for him to say the least. Just knowing she
was mere millimeters away from him made his blood boil. Every movement
seemed to magnify itself in his head as he was painfully aware of
everything around him. He didn't have much sleep that night. In fact he
hadn't been sleeping in the morning when Bulma got closer to him.
The way she approached him so tenderly, he could almost believe that
she was going to kiss him and for that he wanted to be awake. For a moment
he felt her body all over him enclosing him in her warmth of which she had
a lot to offer. He was going to cave and claim her right then and there.
That was when he realized that she wasn't putting the moves on him and he
found himself splattered on the floor. He had been grateful at the time
but what would he have done if she really were trying to put the moves on
him?
He turned the machine on and let the hum of the machine sooth him
before a sudden flux of energy pushed down on him. Training.. ah.. this
would help him think of something else. He was training at 200 times
earth's gravity up 50 times since just one minute ago and he was quickly
mastering it. He noticed while training that the woman was late. Maybe he
would have to teach her a lesson later that night... a special kind of
lesson.
But enough of that. He had training to do. He started his push ups
to warm up before the real training started. He shot up when he sensed a
familiar ki approaching the Gravity chamber. The Onna. He was about to
step out and yell at her for being late when he sensed yet another ki.
This one was more infuriating than the first.
"Hey babe?" he could hear the weakling human, what was his name,
Yamchump, say again. Vegita grunted and turned the gravity machine up. It
was all he could do to drown out that moron's voice. He continued to do
pushups as the conversation just outside his chamber continued much to his
annoyance. He had forgotten about that idiot even though he was the Onna's
boyfriend. A real man would be able to carry his woman he bickered to
himself. He bet that weakling idiot couldn't.
"Big Bulma Babe?" he said.
"Yeah Yamcha. I'm right here." Bulma said tinkering behind a control
panel on the outside of the Gravity Machine.
"OH. Well I was hoping... wondering if you could. I mean we could.
Never mind." Yamacha said with a blush.
"What is it. Yamcha?" she said while grabbing a wrench and continuing
her work on the Gravity Machine.
Yamcha continued with her permission albeit someone shyly. "You think
maybe we could have a nice stay at home date today?"
"Sure" Bulma replied elated. She bounced up and down and threw her
arms around Yamcha who inadvertently fell backwards due to her gesture.
Bulma rolled off of him and looked at him apologetically. Yamcha
shook his head. "It's Ok." he said, "When you go out with the phattest girl
in the whole entire world, this is bound to happen."
Bulma blushed, "Awe thanks sweetie."
Yamcha got up on his feet first and then dusted himself off before
offering a hand to Bulma. He struggled to help her to her feet but with
some back muscle he was able to get her up. "And do you think..." He
started, "That we might ..." Yamcha swallowed hard, "Be able to go further
than we usually do?"
Bulma looked at Yamcha quizzically. It was the first time he had been
so direct about taking the next step. She sat there staring at him in
complete shock.
"Forget it... I'm sorry I mentioned it," Yamcha's face flushed beat
red and turned to leave highly embarrassed.
"NO Wait Yamcha" Bulma interjected. "I.. I'm glad you did. I'm just
not sure yet. Let me think about it, OK."
Yamcha turned to her, "Really?" He said incredulous.
"Really" Bulma giggled
Vegita, in all his effort to clog his ears with the drowning sound of
concentration, failed. He heard every word. That flake Yamcha was
intending to take the Onna for himself. This was maddening. What right
did Yamcha have to claim her? So what if he was her so called boyfriend.
The Onna was his and no other man was allowed to touch. Vegita turned his
attention to the door glaring at it homicidally.
Outside of the Gravity room Bulma steadily worked on making the
adjustments to the gravity room all the while thinking of this potentially
wonderful night waiting for her. Was she really ready to go all the way
with Yamcha? They had only been going out for 15 years. She was mature.
Although might have seemed like it would be too soon for most she kinda
felt she was ready. Yes she was ready, she affirmed to herself, she was
ready to give herself to the one and only, most faithful, Yamcha.
She didn't think that she would have been able to make the adjustments
to the GR but with a little hard work she was able to find the solution.
After attaching the slender pulley and rearranging the circuitry she was
able to make the GR go up to 1,100,000 times the earth gravity, more than
Vegita had asked her. She was glad that she was done with this five-minute
grueling project. She let out an exhaustive sigh and closed her toolbox.
Bulma set herself in motion when a familiar voice stopped her.
"I hope you don't have any plans tonight, Onna."
A/N
Wow I made fun of a lot of things and met a lot of new Characters along the
way including:
10 Bulma the sure I'll help Vegita destroy the world because I don't care
about the future of my planet Bulma
9 Nothing but sexual innuendo coming from Vegita's mind
8 Vegita the Sayan ritual obsessed Vegita
7 Vegita the I'm going to power up to overly impossible levels Vegita
6 Vegita the possessive Vegita
5 Vegita the lust crazed Vegita (again)
4 Bulma the smarty pants who can fix anything thing with a whole bunch of
nondescript tools in a matter of seconds Bulma
3 Vegita the "Onna" spewing machine Vegita
2 Supped up GR Machine
1 ONNA!
Onna will only be used in this chapter because that is not my personal
writing style.