A.N.
Ish Star-chan, and I ish back! Sorry about this chapter. It's a real stinkaroo. I have two things to apologize for ((Haha...two things...chapter two...xD)) One: It's REAL MAD SHORT! Two: It's about the depressing first day of school. I know, no one wants to read school-related shit in the summer, but just do it ;-; Have fun! ((Or try. --))
It was the next morning. The Sailor Moon shaped alarm clock that was perched up on the night-table next to her began to ring out a song. The song bursting out of the alarm clock forced Star to leave her happy little dreams, and to wake up in shock. "AHHHHH!" She yelled, and tumbled off her bed, sharply scratching her arm on her night-table, and was hanging upside down, dangling from her sheets that wrapped around her. The noise of the alarm clock started to taunt Star. She carefully untangled herself from the sheets that trapped her, snatched her alarm clock from the night-table and chucked it against the wall. She got up out of bed, stretching her arms high up. She pressed her hand over her chest, feeling her heart beat. "Waah! So fast…I don't wanna go to school…" Just a short half hour later, Star was walking out of the door, the heavy schoolbag full of new books, weighing her down. She looked all prim and proper in her pressed school uniform, her hair left down, flowing all over her backside, swaying with her wherever she went. "I hate this uniform, I hate these books, I hate school! I hate today! I HATE TODAY!" A few passerbys started to stare at Star as she rampaged on her way…to school…((A.N. DUN DUN DUN!))
It was her first year of junior high, the new school bell rang as Star was wandering around in the halls trying to find her first class. "This stupid new bell sounds like a freaking doorbell…ding dong ding dong I'M OUT OF IT!" The few other students still in the halls passing by started to stare at Star as she rampaged on her way to class. She peeked in through the door heading into her language class, knowing she was at least 10 minutes late. She tried to sneak her way in while skimming around the room for an empty desk, but the teacher caught her and slammed a ruler hard on a desk, causing the other students to cringe. "I guess you're the only one left, Hoshi. You're late!" She tapped her foot, waiting for a pitiful, traditional excuse from Star.
"Teach, it's Star. And I'm late because…" Star pretended to tremble and whimper like she was about to cry. "Well, my cat got stuck up in a tree and I had to go climb it and bring her to the vet, and…" She covered her face with her hands and pretended to go into hysterics.
One of the other students rose their hand and blurted out, "Why would you have to bring her to the vet?"
"Because…the branch…it went through her…" She sobbed while trotting off to find a vacated desk to sit at and cry at some more. Her improvisation skills were one of her strengths. Quick, witty, and just plain ridiculous.
Chibi Usa, who was sitting on the other side of the room, looked at Star's fake crying and the teacher's stunned reaction with disgust, and thought, "What? She doesn't have a cat…"
Throughout the whole class, instead of listening to the courses Star would be taking for that year, she started to doodle all over her notebooks. Hearts drawn in pink milky pen with S.S. + C.C. "Me plus Chichi…heart-ness…"
At the end of class, all the students were patting her on the back and trying to "console" her, over the story of her "injured cat", which she would translate to "I didn't feel like getting up it's too freaking early for this damn doorbell noise."
Star ignored all of the extra attention and scurried off to her next class, her worst class, math. This class was close, so she arrived on time.
The math teacher, ((A.N. Anything this teacher does, looks like, or says is entirely based on my 7th grade math teacher, whose name will not be mentioned. You'll see what I had to go through.)) dressed in a horrible mix of 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s, and old people's clothes, with her thinning hair and oddly shaped body grinning cheezily at the class "Find a seat! Find your seat! Stay in your seat!"
The students just seemed to give her a stare. There was no expression in it except "Oh my God. I'm in for it." No one blinked.
Star perched herself up on the desk next to a girl's. With fox ears and a tail swaying at her backside. "Cry--Crystal? You're in my class?" She smiled, and waved a little bit as she dangled her legs off the table and planted them on an empty chair.
"That's right! Isn't that cool?" She peered over to Star's notebook. "Hey! What's with the hearts and letters and stuff?"
Star blushed a little bit and hid the notebooks away. "It's Sailor Star, me, duh--ness, and C C stands for Chichi..."
Crystal started to laugh a bit at Star's mistake. "Star, his name is Shuuichi Minamino…we just call him Chichi. And if Lilly sees that, she'll have your head on a spit!" She put a little scary demon expression on her face and joked around. "Head on a spit. Head kabobs. That's what Lilly will make out of you…"
Star started to shake her head in fear and almost wailed. "I don't want my head on a spit! And shit, that was in milky pen! I can't change the mistake either! I couldn't possibly take away Lilly's koi--ness…" She banged her fist on her desk, and stared as a pencil rolled off of it.
Crystal started to shuffle a few papers nervously and stuffed them in her binder without care. Star tried to get a glance at the papers, but her vision is terrible, and half of it was stuffed away. "Crys, what were those papers?" Her eyes widened at her curiosity, but you know what that does for the cat. Which in Star's case, does not exist.
Crystal smiled with a huge sweatdrop trickling down the back of her head. "Those were lemon fics! Don't tell anyone, I could get in huge trouble if a teacher found them…" She waved her arm behind her head trying to wipe the sweatdrop off, trying not to look suspicious.
Star scratched her head and looked by the door hoping everyone wouldn't get here and class would never start. "A lemon fic? Are they about lemons? Like yellow sour lemons that you shouldn't put in your eye?" She grinned and tried to take away the fics so she could read them. Crystal defensively slapped Star's hand. "You can't take these out! Hey, why don't you come over after school and read them at home? I could introduce you to Chichi-chan if he's there. How's that sound?"
Star's eyes lit up at being able to meet the boy she liked and finding out what a lemon fic was. She started to think silly things about lemons dancing and turning into lemon tea. "That'll be fun! And Chichi too!" She was smiling at Crystal until the math teacher came around.
The math teacher broke her chalk in half, getting chalk dust all over Star and screeched, "Get your tushies off the table!" ((A.N. My math teacher actually said that to me...she said that!))