Exceptions like Fujino Shizuru who write in simply to declare intentions are once in a blue moon, but the really clueless ones are what makes the Sisters of the church love their jobs so much.
"Swordsman, huh,"sniffed Nao," He won't be finding a sheath for his sword anytime soon."
"Subject is 90 sexdrive, 10 delusion," remarked Miyu as she prepared to bathe Alyssa.
The Obisdian Prince only desired world destruction.
To the scary sisters,
Usually, I'd rather have my teeth pulled out than ask for advice from a known troublemaker and a robot made for death and destruction. However, I have heard vile rumors that Kuga Natsuki is in a relationship with President Fujino.
While it is so obviously laughable that a woman
of virtue like the good president would demean herself like that,
somehow the word has spread and I worry for the reputation of the two
ladies.
How do I stop this slander?
Your servant
Swordsman.
Hi Stiffy.
First, I think that reputation is the last thing you'd be thinking about when Kuga is involved. Secondly, you have a problem of not seeing things that are waving their arms in front of you. Still thinking about the little accident Kuga had?
There's something called Reality, and it's time you saw just because a girl is straddling a bike does not mean she wants to straddle you.
You know something else? I have something here that shows you while Bike Dyke may not appear to agree, she is very much involved, and if you thought you saw alot last time, you are going to get a real education.
Try not bleeding to death.
I take Visa
Sister Nao.
P.S: Bike Dyke likes playing the reluctant role actually, but supposedly she's really wild later on. Not that you'd get a chance to find out.Also, stop stalking Tate since Reito would be a better choice.
Choice A: Psychatric treatment, drugs and counselling. There are ways of dealing with loss and disillusionment. Reality hurts.
Choice B: Six months hormonal treatment and sex change operation. Free grooming and make up classes provided.
Choice C: Call 1900-HOT TEENZ. Charges at 3000 yen per minutes. Not responsible for police arrest, murders or arachnid related accidents.
90 delusional sufferers make a complete recovery.
M.I.Y.U.
"This letter has Pocky crumbs all over it,"complained Nao as she dusted the latest entry.
"Traces of curry filling detected." concluded Miyu.
To the Cruel ones,
Why did you do it. Why did you tell her about my daily routine? Now she won't speak to me, and she now closes all her windows and sweep her room for hidden cameras. My only reason for living, gone!
On the other hand, I keep getting this dream about her, and which involves using her using my USB cable to (Serioualy, I should start charging for this: Yurikako) and curry bun filling.
At least I think it's a dream, but I keep finding bread crumbs in my sheets and I'm feeling really sore.
Hidden sight.
To Little Miss Peeping
How sweet, you're now involved in a dysfunctional same sex relationship.
By the way, how does the sun feels after a few months?
Happy perving
Sister Nao.
Subject is lacking in Vitamin D, and suffers from malnutrition due to diet of Pocky and Curry bun.
Would Diana be interested in purchasing Haruka photoshop and Voice clips Vol 2?
M.I.Y.U
"Don't you dare spike the school ramen with your toxic Pocky and Curry mix," Warned Nao as she saw Miyu fiddling with a chemistry set.
"No measure is too extreme for Target Mikoto." declared the android before mixing the potatoes with rainbow sprinkle Pocky.
Alyssa was just glad she usually bring her lunches.