Miyu Glear is not the type of robot that feels guilt.

Mostly because Shes's not programmed to have one.

There is one emotion that she feels regularly, and that is happiness.

The type of happiness the andriod typically experiences now is the one assoicated with gloating over the troubles of others.

Today, she's afraid that her happiness hardware's going to expire from overuse.

"Death threat for you, and a letter for me," said Nao as she beckoned to her partner in crime.

"Incomprehensible show of emotion apparent from writing,possibly sexually frustrated. I thinks it's time Kazu made a move."declared Miyu before tossing out another of Nao's old victims from the church.

To Sister Nao,

I can't believe my boyfriend! He's such a jerk and a wuss. Aren't people supposed to become braver after being through a life and death situation? Just two weeks ago, we were hugging in front of Wish ribbon square and now he's too chicken to even kiss me.

Also, he's started to like going to the nurse's office more often and I think that he's got a crush on Youko sensei. What must I do?

Also, to the psycho pedophile robot,

DIEDIEDIEDIE! I'M GOING TO OPEN YOUR INSIDES AND SELL YOU AS A BLOW UP DOLL!

AND YOUR LITTLE GOLDEN LOLI TOO!

Tiger.

To my little pussy cat,

First of all, you looked like you've hooked up a Procastinating and Undecided Slow Sissy Youth, or PUSSY for short. In this cases, you can go the sensetive way of heartfelt discussions, long dinner dates and meeting the parents before starting on a marriage preparation course. Throw in some romantic movies like Sleepless in Seattle to lighten the mood.

Or you can do what I usually do to guys I like but behave like your PUSSY boyfriend. Club him over the head, tie him up with bandages and as a little service for his personal preferences, wear just a doctors coat and a thermormeter. He'll thank you for it. Put on some kinky nurse themed xxx porn to get the mood running. Remember, don't put the cheap HK knockoffs. Go for the Swedish quality ones.

Happy Hunting Sister Nao.

To the little kitty,

You forgot invincible billion dollar weapon in your description of me.

I smacked you like a little (I'll forgive the content, but please watch the language: Yurikako) then, and I'll do it again now.

Also, I heard that Kazu cheated on you with Kiyone, the little hopless reject who's always trying to make it into the choir.

Loser M.I.Y.U

"I didn't know you coud respond like that," said a wide-eyed Nao.

"That was Alyssa Oujo-sama, really," answered Miyu.

"Let's just move on to the next one," replied a freaked out Nao," It's from America."

To the Spider girl and weird robot.

Usually, I'd never come to you two looking for help, but recently I've encountered a problem I've not expected. I've got a boy that I kinda like before, but he's now starting to annoy me. After he recoverd somewhat from that heart transplant, he started looking at me funny sometimes, and sometimes he'd be in the bathroom for a long time moaning but wouldn't tell me the problem.

Also, he sometimes just collaspes onto my chest sometimes, while he's arms drop down to my butt. The doctors just laughed when I asked them about it. You're the one I know who has experience with men, so mind telling me what's going on?

American Ninja.

To Crossdresser,

I know that Tokiha's brother looks really girly, and acts more girly than most girls I know. However, he's also a teenage male and now that he won't faint from having a wet dream, he's got a half puberty's worth of horniness to catch up. Time for you to put into practice all those special "techniques" the ladies in your clan taught you.

Just remember to use the ones applicable to males, not the ones you use for your practice with the girls. Also keep it easy first, as surgery ruptures are pretty messy.

Regards Sister Nao.

P.S My Julia wass so much better than your lousy toad.

Name of Subject Okuzaki Akira Status Virgin Knowledge of human anatomy 0

M.I.Y.U recommends Searrs Big Book of Breeding, How to prepare the Perfect Baby.

Only 6000 yen on do you think Mai will react to her baby brother's new personality?"asked Nao.

"Possibilty of Tokiha Mai getting drunk and having sex with roomates and classmates is classified under Almost there."

Nao wondered if sleeping in the church would be a good idea.