Except when it is one Yuuki Nao who's stacking said alchohol, then it's starting to frighten her.
Nao is not the type who drinks, and after the departure of one Midori sensei Miyu never thought she'd see that much liqour one place again.
"You're wondering what all this alchohol is for, aren't you?" stated Nao as she placed the last case of beer.
"If you really want to kill yourself, I can arrange a faster and cleaner way."replied Miyu.
"Actually, I've just realized that sake truly is the miracle drink! It can do so much to so many people!"gushed Nao as she pointed to the latest letters they've received.
To Nao-chan,
I've done something really bad a few months before, and I must confess. I've slept with my best friend who I will call glasses, and we did it while drunk. As in totally wasted. I think I've also had my way with several other friends of mine, such as a delinquent, a feral loli and a tomboy biker and a boy who I think is really a girl, during that wild nigh. But since Glasses is the only one I woke up with, I think that she's the only one I went all the way with.
What should I do?
Roomie.
To the repressed one,
You obviously fufilled some of your wildest fantasies that night. Are you sure it was the sake speaking, or was it just you acting it? Still if you're going to deny that glasses turn you on, just get her drunk again while you take a shot of brandy for courage.
Also, cake icing is NOT a subsitute for lubricant. I'm still aching over that night, and it was my first time with a girl too.
Take some pictures with her cellphone while you're at it.
Sister Nao.
To the lost sheep,
M.I.Y.U will listen to your confession on the encounter with "Loli"
Will be providing tape recorder and cigeratte.
Please R.S.V.P
M.I.Y.U
"You want to kill Mikoto, yes?" asked a bug-eyed Nao.
"With my Blade of Affection(tm), yes." replied the andriod.
Alyssa began to wonder if it is possible for your robot to cheat on you.
To the Sisters Nao and Miyu.
I'm writing in to ask for help to prepare for Judgement Day, because I heard that Midori has become drinking buddies with one Tanizaki Yukari, and God help us all when this two pairs up. I just called in an express shipment of medical alchohol because I fear that soon, there won't be any drop of it left in Japan with those two around.
Worried Doctor.
Hello Thelma,
So your best friend is going to Japan dry with her new hussy huh? Here's what you should do.
There's this P.E Teacher called Kurosawa Minamo, aka Nyamo. Hook up with her and go on a road trip through all the watering holes in Japan. Stop those two, but not too quickly since I've got to let the prices of my sake go up another 20000 before selling them.
This is a mission from God
Regards Sister Nao
To Dr Depressed,
Buy all alchohol related futures and shares.
Now.
Also, renew the investments in road repairs and motor insurance.
M.I.Y.U
"Just how are we going to hide this from Yurikako?" asked Alyssa.
"We can spike her coffee with this. I think that she's becoming bored of Ishigami's drugs anyway." replied Nao.
Yep, Fuka Acedemy church is still the wildest in Japan.