You can expect a lot of things in a church, which includes holy water, rosaries and incense if you're Catholic.

For more cynical people, you'd find altar boys and ahem.

One thing you don't expect to find is a demon from hell.

Ask Sisters Nao and Miyu Volume 6: It's really hot down here.

Sister Yuuki Nao stared at the stubby winged imp carrying a scroll which she guesses is not made from parchment, or indeed any form of earthly material. It had appeared suddenly just as the representative from the Vatican had almost finished his inspection of the church prior to sending a new priest.

Now, the representative had fainted after seeing a real live demon, (although it was kinda small and cute), and while the delinquent nun was happy she didn't had to act virginal anymore, she was still scared of what Yurikako would do to her after finding out about a demon infestation.

Miyu Glearr on the other hand was draining blood from the thumb of the priest and collecting it in the communion goblet, while motioning for the imp to approach her.

"Miyu, what are you doing?" Nao asked her counterpart, morbidly curious as to what the android was doing.

"I'm giving payment to the courier. Most records indicate demons take payment with virgin blood. Since I don't have any blood, the priest is the best candidate." replied Miyu calmly

"Aren't we supposed to, you know, exorcise the demon and stuff like that?" stated Nao as she prepared to really freak out (something she's becoming really familiar with).

"After payment." said Nao, who stabbed the demon with her sword arm after watching it drain the goblet of the blood. Two letters dropped after the imp disintegrated into green sparkles. "Confirming destruction of target, archiving results of effectiveness of Anti-Matter sword on non-Orphan material."

Nao wondered if she should go back to teenage prostitution scams.

To the naughty Hime and Sears robot,

I'm so glad that the two of you haven't changed much from the time I was there on earth. Unfortunately, your actions have led to the temperature of this place dropping rapidly, and now I'm actually feeling cold.

On the other hand, my ice-cream does not melt anymore, and I've discovered that the eternal ice can be just as painful for the dammed as much as the eternal lake of fire. Your new boss obviously wasn't too creative when it comes to eternal damnation, but he looks like he has found some very creative recruits.

Also, snow devils are fun, almost as much as skiing on frostbitten toes.

Wish you were here

White Ghost

PS: If you ever wish to come here instead, I've prepared an entire circle just for you. Maybe I can ask my boss to open something for androids too.

To annoying hellion,

I hate you so much, I'm going to burn all the loot I've taken from those perverts back in my Hime, and douse the ashes in holy water just so you can feel another type of burn when you inevitably receive them.

I hope you freeze your balls off, jerk. That is, if you have any. cough OL bitch cough

Holy avenger (just this once)

Sister Nao

To sore loser,

Invest in snow skis, and new underwear.

Will deliver Old Testament smackdown and ass- kicking once done with Priority One Target: Feral.

Hope you like heel boots

M.I.Y.U

Nao picked up the second letter, which has some glowing letters written in an unknown language. "Think this letter is cursed?" remarked the redhead nun.

Miyu grabbed the envelope from Nao and ripped it open, revealing a noxious black smoke which passed the mass killing machine harmlessly. "He always was all sound and fury, but ultimately amounting to nothing. I always wondered why he even bothers giving me programming that far outpaced his limited abilities," sniffed Miyu

Nao wondered if she should sterilize Miyu before using her "alternative programming."

To the treacherous paedophile robot,

Damn you! Thanks to your stabbing of me for that little monster you call mistress, now I'm stuck forever in the place of eternal torment. What's worse is that they TURNED the temperature down! I've got arthritis and now thanks to your actions it hurts like home.

If you weren't made, there'd be a special place for you right here, you lolicon freak!

Hate you so much

Estranged Father

To Poetic Justice,

And lo and behold, did the useless and the infantile and cowardly were cast out into the lake of eternal fire and pit of eternal ice, where there is much gnashing of teeth and irritable whining- Book of Alyssa Chapter 12: Verse 14

M.I.Y.U

P.S I would call you deadbeat, but the fact that you could not even beat off makes it an insult to deadbeats everywhere.

"She wrote her own book?" asked Nao who is rapidly going into shock.

"It is available for free at the church pot luck," replied Miyu.

Nao began thinking what Yurikako would do when she finds out about this travesty. "I wonder if the candles will sting as much as the last time she dripped the hot wax on me," wondered Nao casually.

To Sisters Nao and Miyu,

I know it's not ladylike to gloat but…Nyah Nyah! I get a new adventure and life, while you don't. This time, I'm all grown up and not stuck in that damn wheelchair. Although no one makes tea like Fumi-san though, which is kind off sad.

Moving to a new life

To Spoilt Brat,

Grow up. I heard that the Arika girl is pretty rough, so you are going to go through a painful puberty, which you should have gone through.

Here's some advice from someone experienced. You can never be too wet.

Your better,

Sister Nao

To Queen of Hell,

The "tea leaves" of your maid are really tasty. They remind me of cotton candy.

Ha-ha

M.I.Y.U