Disclaimer: I said it last chapter!!!!!! ...I don't own BoBo, she's another
one of my... Friends... *cough*
Yukai: *shakes head* I update too often!
Sessh: So go do something that's NOT torturing me!
Yukai: Awww... But I wuv my Sesshy-sama!
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The Trials of Sesshoumaru
Chapter 2: And then there was more...
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LAST TIME: We discovered that Heero was not toast, Meg has a strange obsession with Fluffy, Gabbo likes ponies, Trevor is in love with Legolas and Sunni is.... Sunni...
Meg, Gabbo and Sunni were standing around Sesshoumaru's cage pondering what to do next.
Matty suddenly popped up on Sunni's shoulder.
"I have done a lot of research and have determined that Heero is not toast but can sometimes be bread." Matty said.
Meg held up a piece of bread.
"My bread is Heero!"
Matty shook his head.
"Not THAT bread, bred, like the past tense of breed!" Matty said.
Meg looked confused. She tilted her head.
"I don't get it!"
Suddenly BoBo, Meg and Gabbo's insane, potty mouthed, clown friend came out.
"You see Meg, when a mommy and a daddy love each other veeeery much, they go (beep) (beep) and then (beep) and nine months later, a baby comes." BoBo explained.
Meg tilted her head to the other side.
"I still don't get it!" She whined.
Gabbo got very angry.
"Do I need to (beep) draw it for you?!" She demanded.
Meg just tilted her head. Sunni walked up to her and took her portable TV out and stuck a DVD in.
~*~*~ DVD~*~*~
Person 1: We are here to explain (beep).
Person 2: Yes.
1: (beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep)
^*% At The Censoring Place %*^
Censorer: *has fallen asleep on the censoring button*
Meg tilted her head back to place.
"I get it now!" She cried.
BoBo, Gabbo and Sunni looked at each other.
"How did that make sense?" Gabbo asked.
Sesshoumaru was now sitting down in the cage. Rin suddenly came along with a bag of peanuts.
"oOoOoO! A monkey!" Rin cried and started throwing the peanuts at Sesshoumaru. (AN: I'll explain at the end of the chapter!)
"Rin! Rin I'm not a monkey!" Sesshoumaru cried. "Where did you get those peanuts?"
A sound like a cough echoed throughout the area and the sky suddenly got a bit brighter.
"CURSE YOU KAMI-SAMA!" Sesshoumaru cried.
A rock fell onto Sesshoumaru's head. And I don't mean just a small, little, tiny pebble, I mean a full blown rock! Not quite a boulder, but very, very, very close.
"Hee hee!" Meg giggled.
"AH! ATTACK OF THE ROCKS!" Gabbo cried running in circles.
"Rocks?" BoBo asked. "What are these rocks you speak of?"
"You know big mounds of hard, hard dirt." Trevor said.
"I don't get it." BoBo said.
"Wanna see a movie?" Sunni asked.
"No." Everyone but Meg and Sunni said.
"But movies help you understand!" Meg said.
"Only insane people with no hope of living a normal li- Show me the movie." BoBo said.
Sunni smiled and put the video into the player.
~*~Video~*~
Person 1: We are here to talk about rocks.
Person 2: Rocks are hard mounds of dirt that sometimes contain imprints of bones.
1:These are called fossils.
~*~End Video~*~
BoBo shook her head.
"Okay, I think I get it."
"That's good!" Meg smiled.
Sunni took the video back.
"That's the worst tape. I don't see how people learn anything from it," Sunni sighed.
"That's too bad. Can you show me the other tape again?" Meg asked.
BoBo, Gabbo and anyone else in a 10 foot radius took a huge step back.
Meanwhile...
"Rin wants to take the monkey home! Rin wants to hug the monkey! Rin wants to love the monkey! Rin wants to feed the monkey! Rin wants to take the monkey for walks." Rin was dancing around Sesshoumaru's cage singing about how she was going to 'love the monkey'.
"Rin, Rin I'm not a monkey!" Sesshoumaru said for the zillionth time.
"RIN WANTS TO TAKE THE MONKEY HOME!!!!!!!!!!" Rin shrieked.
"Yes Rin." Sesshoumaru shut up, just as BoBo, Gabbo, Meg and Sunni started paying attention.
"Oh my god! It's a monkey! Look at the monkey! Can I keep the monkey? Can I? Can I please? Please? Can I keep it? Huh, huh? Can I keep it?" Meg started shrieking about the 'monkey.
"I'M NOT A MONKEY!" Sesshoumaru cried.
"Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure... Ya aren't." Gabbo said leaning against the cage.
"How come everyone thinks I'm a monkey?" Sesshiumaru demanded.
There was a loud cough again. BoBo decided she would explain.
"Rin thinks you are a monkey because of the oh almighty Kami-sama, Meg thinks you are a monkey because of Zoe and Rin."
A girl with long blonde hair popped up beside Meg.
"Hi!" she said happily.
"Who are you?" Sessoumaru asked.
"I am Zoe!" Zoe said, "I'm searching for Koga-kun!"
"Zoe? LEMME AT HER!!!!!!!! LET ME KILL HER!!! I'M GONNA KILL HER!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Sunni started thrashing against Gabbo's hold.
"Calm down Sunni, you can kill her in the next chapter." Meg said calmly.
"You do realize she's trying to kill me?" Zoe asked.
"She's trying to kill you? Why would she do that?" Meg asked.
"Never mind." Zoe sighed.
Rin was now dancing around Sesshoumaru's cage singing.
"I have a lovely bunch of coconuts. Ah there they are a standing in a row."
"Rin shut up." Sesshoumaru was getting a headache and the little girl wasn't helping... Then there was the death match going on between Zoe and Sunni.
"How 'bout swords?" Sunni asked.
"Don't have one. Bow and arrows?"
"Kagome uses them. Kagome is stupid."
"But Legolas uses them." Meg put in.
"Bow and arrows it is." Sunni said shaking Zoe's hand.
"So you guys are having a death match? What about Fluffy-sama?" Meg asked, tilting her head.
"Fluffy?" Sunni asked. "Oh right."
"Fluffy? Sesshoumaru?" Zoe asked. "OH MY GOD! WHERE?"
"Behind you Zoe." BoBo sweat dropped.
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Who will win the death match? Will Sesshoumaru ever get back at Kami-sama? Will Meg ever understand anything?
Find out next time on... The Trials of Sesshoumaru!
Yukai/Gabbo: Dun dun DUN!
Yukai: *shakes head* I update too often!
Sessh: So go do something that's NOT torturing me!
Yukai: Awww... But I wuv my Sesshy-sama!
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The Trials of Sesshoumaru
Chapter 2: And then there was more...
*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*
LAST TIME: We discovered that Heero was not toast, Meg has a strange obsession with Fluffy, Gabbo likes ponies, Trevor is in love with Legolas and Sunni is.... Sunni...
Meg, Gabbo and Sunni were standing around Sesshoumaru's cage pondering what to do next.
Matty suddenly popped up on Sunni's shoulder.
"I have done a lot of research and have determined that Heero is not toast but can sometimes be bread." Matty said.
Meg held up a piece of bread.
"My bread is Heero!"
Matty shook his head.
"Not THAT bread, bred, like the past tense of breed!" Matty said.
Meg looked confused. She tilted her head.
"I don't get it!"
Suddenly BoBo, Meg and Gabbo's insane, potty mouthed, clown friend came out.
"You see Meg, when a mommy and a daddy love each other veeeery much, they go (beep) (beep) and then (beep) and nine months later, a baby comes." BoBo explained.
Meg tilted her head to the other side.
"I still don't get it!" She whined.
Gabbo got very angry.
"Do I need to (beep) draw it for you?!" She demanded.
Meg just tilted her head. Sunni walked up to her and took her portable TV out and stuck a DVD in.
~*~*~ DVD~*~*~
Person 1: We are here to explain (beep).
Person 2: Yes.
1: (beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep)
^*% At The Censoring Place %*^
Censorer: *has fallen asleep on the censoring button*
Meg tilted her head back to place.
"I get it now!" She cried.
BoBo, Gabbo and Sunni looked at each other.
"How did that make sense?" Gabbo asked.
Sesshoumaru was now sitting down in the cage. Rin suddenly came along with a bag of peanuts.
"oOoOoO! A monkey!" Rin cried and started throwing the peanuts at Sesshoumaru. (AN: I'll explain at the end of the chapter!)
"Rin! Rin I'm not a monkey!" Sesshoumaru cried. "Where did you get those peanuts?"
A sound like a cough echoed throughout the area and the sky suddenly got a bit brighter.
"CURSE YOU KAMI-SAMA!" Sesshoumaru cried.
A rock fell onto Sesshoumaru's head. And I don't mean just a small, little, tiny pebble, I mean a full blown rock! Not quite a boulder, but very, very, very close.
"Hee hee!" Meg giggled.
"AH! ATTACK OF THE ROCKS!" Gabbo cried running in circles.
"Rocks?" BoBo asked. "What are these rocks you speak of?"
"You know big mounds of hard, hard dirt." Trevor said.
"I don't get it." BoBo said.
"Wanna see a movie?" Sunni asked.
"No." Everyone but Meg and Sunni said.
"But movies help you understand!" Meg said.
"Only insane people with no hope of living a normal li- Show me the movie." BoBo said.
Sunni smiled and put the video into the player.
~*~Video~*~
Person 1: We are here to talk about rocks.
Person 2: Rocks are hard mounds of dirt that sometimes contain imprints of bones.
1:These are called fossils.
~*~End Video~*~
BoBo shook her head.
"Okay, I think I get it."
"That's good!" Meg smiled.
Sunni took the video back.
"That's the worst tape. I don't see how people learn anything from it," Sunni sighed.
"That's too bad. Can you show me the other tape again?" Meg asked.
BoBo, Gabbo and anyone else in a 10 foot radius took a huge step back.
Meanwhile...
"Rin wants to take the monkey home! Rin wants to hug the monkey! Rin wants to love the monkey! Rin wants to feed the monkey! Rin wants to take the monkey for walks." Rin was dancing around Sesshoumaru's cage singing about how she was going to 'love the monkey'.
"Rin, Rin I'm not a monkey!" Sesshoumaru said for the zillionth time.
"RIN WANTS TO TAKE THE MONKEY HOME!!!!!!!!!!" Rin shrieked.
"Yes Rin." Sesshoumaru shut up, just as BoBo, Gabbo, Meg and Sunni started paying attention.
"Oh my god! It's a monkey! Look at the monkey! Can I keep the monkey? Can I? Can I please? Please? Can I keep it? Huh, huh? Can I keep it?" Meg started shrieking about the 'monkey.
"I'M NOT A MONKEY!" Sesshoumaru cried.
"Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure... Ya aren't." Gabbo said leaning against the cage.
"How come everyone thinks I'm a monkey?" Sesshiumaru demanded.
There was a loud cough again. BoBo decided she would explain.
"Rin thinks you are a monkey because of the oh almighty Kami-sama, Meg thinks you are a monkey because of Zoe and Rin."
A girl with long blonde hair popped up beside Meg.
"Hi!" she said happily.
"Who are you?" Sessoumaru asked.
"I am Zoe!" Zoe said, "I'm searching for Koga-kun!"
"Zoe? LEMME AT HER!!!!!!!! LET ME KILL HER!!! I'M GONNA KILL HER!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Sunni started thrashing against Gabbo's hold.
"Calm down Sunni, you can kill her in the next chapter." Meg said calmly.
"You do realize she's trying to kill me?" Zoe asked.
"She's trying to kill you? Why would she do that?" Meg asked.
"Never mind." Zoe sighed.
Rin was now dancing around Sesshoumaru's cage singing.
"I have a lovely bunch of coconuts. Ah there they are a standing in a row."
"Rin shut up." Sesshoumaru was getting a headache and the little girl wasn't helping... Then there was the death match going on between Zoe and Sunni.
"How 'bout swords?" Sunni asked.
"Don't have one. Bow and arrows?"
"Kagome uses them. Kagome is stupid."
"But Legolas uses them." Meg put in.
"Bow and arrows it is." Sunni said shaking Zoe's hand.
"So you guys are having a death match? What about Fluffy-sama?" Meg asked, tilting her head.
"Fluffy?" Sunni asked. "Oh right."
"Fluffy? Sesshoumaru?" Zoe asked. "OH MY GOD! WHERE?"
"Behind you Zoe." BoBo sweat dropped.
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Who will win the death match? Will Sesshoumaru ever get back at Kami-sama? Will Meg ever understand anything?
Find out next time on... The Trials of Sesshoumaru!
Yukai/Gabbo: Dun dun DUN!