Disclaimer: Still not mine... Ours... Whatever...
Meg: It's back! Happiness!
Gabbo: (hits) Took you long enough!
Meg: Oh shush!
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The Trials of Sesshoumaru
Chapter 3: The Christmas Special to End All Christmas Specials!
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SNOW!
Meg get serious!
Sorry. (ahem) On the same day Meg and Gabbo discovered Sesshoumaru, seven feet of snow fell onto Feudal Japan.
Seven feet is quite a bit.
Pshaw. Fine uh... Two feet of snow fell on Feudal Japan, this was to prepare it for...
The Trials of Sesshoumaru Christmas Special to End All Christmas Specials!
Meg and Gabbo dressed up Sesshoumaru with a Santa hat and a wreath around his neck.
"Insolent humans! I do not wannt to wear this... hat!" Sesshoumaru cried.
"Well you're going to!" Gabbo said.
"LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!" someone sang, skipping up to the group.
"Sagey!" Meg cried.
"Why do all your firends get to come?" Gabbo asked.
"BoBo's your friend. And Trevor has to disappear," Meg said.
"What why?" Trevor asked.
"'Cause you moved about seven months ago and I'm mad at you 'cause you won't e-mail me," Meg said simply.
"Oh that. Kay bye!" Trevor said waving and disapearing.
"Now back to The Trials of Sesshoumaru Christmas Special to End All Christmas Specials," Gabbo said.
"Yay!" Everyone cheered.
"Insolent girls! I do not want to be here! I want to leave! Let me free!" Sesshoumaru screamed.
Meg gasped." Before The Trials of Sesshoumaru Christmas Special to End All Christmas Specials? Never!"
Sesshoumaru sighed adn the grls got back to planning their evil deeds.
"We should dye his hair red and green!" Zoe suggested.
"Yay!" Meg agreed.
"Put mistletoe around his cage?" Sagey asked.
"The mistletoe is trying to kill me," Meg stated.
"Just normal mistletoe then," Sage shrugged.
"Yay!" Gabbo cheered.
"My Sesshy-sama!" Meg said, running over to the cage and glomping Sesshoumaru through the bars.
"Fine fine," Gabbo sighed.
"Now we must start the show!" Sunni said.
cut to freakin' huge auditorium. There is an audience. meg is standing on stage in a Christmas suity thing
"Hello everyone and welcome to The Trials of Sesshoumaru Christmas Special to End All Christmas Specials!" Meg introduced.
"Yay!" Everyone cheered.
"Now our special guest, Sesshoumaru-sama, lord of the Western Lands will dance!" Meg said, pulling open the freakishly red curtain behind her to show the audience...
Sesshoumaru. With green and red hair, Santa hat and wreath, tap shoes on feet.
"I am not dancing," Sesshoumaru glared.
"Dance Fluffy Dance!" Sunni cried from of stage.
"Never. Stupid insolent humans."
Zoe marched on stage and grabbed the microphone from Meg. "It's either dance or...
K-Cam
KG(zoe): Ladies and gentlemen! For the first time ever... Sesshoumaru in his birthday suit!
Fangirls: Yay!
End K-Cam
"Never! I will not do any of these stupid things for you insolent humans!" Sesshoumaru protested.
"OkAY, time to get a new word there Fluffy. Insolent is getting old," Gabbo said, from off stage.
"Will you sing?"
"No."
"Dance?"
"No."
"Karaoke?"
"No."
"Draw?"
"No."
"Uh... Announce?"
"No."
"Sit prettily in the middle of the stage so I can huggle you?"
"No."
"Well what will you do?"
"Nothing."
"This is supposed to be The Trials of Sesshoumaru christmas Special to End All Christmas Specials. How can it end all Christmas specials if you won't do anything?" Gabbo demanded.
"It won't," Sesshoumaru glared.
"Well we can't very well change the name. We had thousands of napkins printed out with The Trials of Sesshoumaru Christmas Special to End All Christmas Specials," Gabbo said.
"Napkins?" Meg asked.
"And wine glasses," Gabbo nodded.
"I do not care about that you stupid humans. I wil not do anything. You should give up," Sesshoumaru humphed.
Meg and Gabbo shrugged.
"We'll try again at Easter," Gabbo said.
"The Trials of Sesshoumaru Easter Special to End All Easter Specials?" Meg asked.
"Sounds good!" Sunni said.
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Meg: Yay! Merry Christmas all!
Gabbo: Yeah! Joyeux Noel!
Meg: Yeah! What she said!