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The Trials of Sesshoumaru

Chapter 4- Keep Your Hands Where I Can See Them!

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Everyone died except for Gabbo who became supreme ruler of the universe and turned Earth into Hell. The End.

Gabbo! Get away from my keyboard!

I'm not by your keyboard.

Bloody Hell Gab!

Fine I'm going!

Go faster!

I'm gone.

YOU'RE STILL THERE!

Fine!

GABBO!

Okay now we can start the real story. (ahem) After the excitement of the Christmas special had died down Meag and Gabbo got down to thinking of ways to tortu- Have fun with Sesshy. After awhile they got fed upand called in their good friend Soggie. Soggie was wise in the ways of tor- Fun and was a great help to them all. But since I am writing this and Soggie is not we are reverting back to our old ways.

Meag was glomping Sesshy.

"Must you insist on doing that?" Sesshoummaru asked in a bored tone.

"Would you rather I pulled a Zoe and hid in your pants?" Meag asked looking up at Sesshy.

Meag and Sesshoumaru looked at Zoe, who was currently hiding in Gray from Battle B'Damon's cloak. She popped her head out from under his hat and waved before returning.

Sesshoumaru was silent. "...No."

"Exactly," and Meag retuned to glomping him.

Gabbo turned to Soggie who had randomly appeared a couple of minutes ago. "See our problem, we're becoming repetative."

"It is a problem, but I don't know how to fix it without throwing yaoi into the mix," Soggie shrugged.

Gabbo perked up.

Meag glared from her spot, glomping Sesshy. "No! My Sesshy!"

Soggie and Gabbo rolled there eyes while Gray shook his cloak out in the background with Zoe's head poking out from underneath his hat.

A light bulb suddenly appeared over Meag's head. "I have an idea! A quest!"

"Sounds good," Soggie shrugged. "What?"

"Well it has to do with the Gong of Time!" Meag said, her eyes sparkling.

Zoe's head poked out of Gray's cloak. "Stop ripping of Battle B'Damon!"

Meag rolled her eyes. "Fine. But we still need to do a quest."

At that moment Sage appeared beside Meag wearing Link's hat.

"Hi Sage!"

"Hi Meaggers!"

"Nice hat!"

"Nice Sesshy!"

"I know!"

"Hi Sagey!"

"Hi Zoe! Cool housey thing!"

And Gray was shaking his cloak out again.

Gabbo and Soggie walked up to Sage and Meagandsessh.

"Plans?" Soggie asked,

"Yes. We start the quest next chapter!" Meag said.

"Hear hear!" Sage cried, pulling out a cardboard circle attached to a sword handle.

"What the-?"

"I took the weapons rule seriously at Animethone," Sage shrugged.

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