Warning: What you are about to read is yaoi and/or shounen ai. YUM! Now if you don't know what that means I think it would be best if you don't read this.

Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist! If I did there would be yaoi, yuri, and or hentai in almost EVERY episode! J/K Im not THAT big of a perv. :

Summary: Ed comes back from a mission and Roy tells him what happened to Hughes. In return Ed shows Roy how he deals with grief. (Roy/Ed)

Songs With A Hidden Meaning

By: RejectedAndLoved/PrincessMononoke7

Charter 1: Death and Blackmail

A blond hair, golden eyed young man rode on a train back to central, where he would face the wrath of his Colonel from the bills of the things he needed for his 'survival'. The young man sighed.

"Al just HAD to stay behind with Winry where it's safe. 'Good luck back in central nii-san!' Good luck my ass. More like Ill remember you well nii- san." Ed complained.

A woman sitting in the back of the same car of that train heard the young man talking to himself. In fear for her life she ran to the next empty car which ironically was the caboose.

Unknown to the the other woman, Ed kept on ranting on how Colonel Mustang is gonna rip his throat out or how Lieutenant Hughes is gonna brag about his daughter twice as much as before. Not forgetting Hawkeyes infamous report deadline threats or Armstrongs many talents.

If the woman stayed long enough she would have seen the below average height man slam his head against his seat repeatedly as well him trying to strangle the invisible Mustang head.

A few hours later

The man in need of anger management stepped from the train expecting a calvary to escort him to central. Surprisingly no one came. His was happy that Roy finally quit babying him but something kept on worrying him. Maybe it was that weird dream?

"Yeah it's just that stupid dream. Might as well get ready for the daily argument." Putting the horrors of his dream in the back of his mind he started to prepare for his up coming battle

When he arrived at central the place seemed gloomier. This didn't bother Ed because he had reasons to be gloomy, his infamous controversy with Colonel Mustang. That is until Ed reached his superiors office.

When gripping at the doors handle Ed felt a sense of foreboding but it quickly disappeared when he stepped inside the devils cave.

"Hello, ass face. Yes, the mission was unsuccessful. Whoop de flippin do." Was the lovely reply before Fullmetal plopped onto the office couch. "By the way, Al won't be here for a few weeks. He's staying at Winry's. So I guess that means Im on local duty."

Looking towards his commander he saw a horrifying expression. Roys face had a look of pity and of despair. Sitting up, Ed looked straight into Mustangs eyes and asked in a sincere voice, "What happened? D- Did something happen to Al while I was on my way here?"

"God damn it Roy. Stop looking at me like that and tell me what happened!"

The man in question looked at his papers for a few seconds only to put them away. Once that task was completed taisa stood up heading towards the door with a quick 'Follow me' as he started to lead Fullmetal to a secluded area of central.

Looking around trying to remember the land and what the land lead to. In doing so Ed got himself a splitting headache. 'What the hell is going on. I should know where Im going since I practically been to every nook and cranny in central. Where the hell am I? And what the hell is with this silence?'

"Sir, where are you taking me? I need to know now!"

Suddenly Roy stopped and turned towards Ed, "Just shut your trap till we get there. This is a very... difficult situation." And he left it at that as he continued his march forward with a silent Ed in tow.

Walking, for what seemed like hours, the couple walked upon a place where several stones stood upward in the ground. As the alchemist observed the stones he noticed all had one thing in common. They all bore the symbol of the furher.

"Okay someone died but who? Could it be... No that was just a stupid dream."

After treading through the stones Roy came to a halt at what seemed to gloomiest of the graves. When Ed stepped from behind his commander, he collapsed to his knees at what he read.

Brigadier General Meas Hughes

A Husband

A Father

A Loyal Comrade

The young alchemist left his mouth gapping open as his eyes were wide in horror. Ed looked at the Colonel only to see him turn away in shame. With all the courage he could muster he asked, "W- who did this?"

Taisa flinched at that question. Slowly he turned his head at Ed. It was easy to tell he was still having trouble cooping. "His death was by a bullet. Who pulled the trigger? Well that's a different story." To cover his pain Roy flashed his famous sly smirk.

The change only seemed to piss Ed off. He closed his mouth, stood up next to Mustang, and stared at Hughes resting place. "You know you don't have to hide your feeling for my sake." Before Roy could protest Ed continued, "At first your face was twisted in pain and then you put on that smirk. Heh. C' mon, lets get out of here before we break down. Besides, Hughes would be lecturing us if we get in a suicidal depression. So c' mon lazy ass."

Shocked at his change of emotions he only had enough to reply, "What the hell do you by mean lazy ahhhhhhhh!" Before Fullmetal grabbed his wrists, to prevent him from using alchemy, and literally dragged him away.

With a mischievous grin Ed asked, "So where do you live, where we're going you'll need different clothes."

Taking it the wrong way Colonel Mustang continued his struggle in his futile position. "What the fuck are you planning? You must know by now I don't float that way! NOOOOO! I'm still saving my virginity!"

Still keeping that smirk, Ed started laughing, "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" It was a kind of laugh that would warn people with brains that an evil plan was brewing.

Roy's face was struck with horror for his future as he listened to Ed psychotic laugh.

Somehow, someway, the location of Roys house was reviled. Upon arrival Ed immediately dragged his superior upstairs to Roys room, dropping him on the ground right before scavenging through the Colonels clothes drawers.

"Get out of my thi...ings.." Roys eye widen as far as they could stretch when Ed pulled out a 'special' object out.

Within the alchemists hand was a pair of HOT. PINK. SPEEDOS! "So even the great Flame Alchemist has some embarrassing skeletons in his closet. Well, in this case, drawers. Now if you don't want central to know about your 'lovely' undergarments, I'll make you a deal."

Roy thought of 'anything' that would get him out of this. He couldn't kill the boy or give him any bodily harm. 'People are just too damn suspicious.' There was only one way, to be the dog of Edward Elric, "Im listening."

If possible Ed's grin grew bigger. "Tonight you shall act and dress like a civilian. No uniform or ANY certification that labels you the Flame Alchemist. Oh and one more thing you are ordered to have fun. Now get dressed."

As Ed was heading to the door with the speedo still in hand, Roy got up and asked, "What are we doing and where are we going?"

Fullmetal turned, "We're gonna have some fun at a local pub."

If you could read minds, in Roys mind you could hear the inner Roy squeal with relief. Because where there's a pub theres girls!

TBC

Hey this is my first Fullmetal Alchemist fic. ED AND ROY! (drools) I like any kind of pairings but I prefer Ed and Roy. I hope they aren't OOC. Their personalities are a little different in the manga and the anime. Oh and for you flamers. If you flame me, tell me something to IMPROVE on. Anything besides grammar and spelling cuz I don't really care about that. Please review and thanx to reviewers in advance.