First of all thankyous to my three reviewers! I'm hoping if I keep adding chapters more people will read it…but spread the word, okay? I have deleted the story and am now reposting so I can fix all the errors. Thanks!

PrvertedGoofness: I am SO sorry about the typos, don't worry, he's a guy! I'll be fixing all the mistakes now but I am yet to have a Beta, and without one I'm afraid you'll have to bear with me, okay? Sorry! I will try to be grammatically correct in the future! salute Thankyou!

Inugami: With the names 'Betty' and 'David' that was what those two movie characters were called in the actual movie, (at least I'm pretty sure it was David) the cheesy American names are ti highlight the fact that Neji plays cheesy roles in cheesy romance films. The movie was Nurse Betty and Soldier David in I think WWII. Sorry for any other un-Japanese things but the movie was American. And with the Neji loneliness thing, once again I'm following the movie storyline. And it IS a very cliché movie, so yes, expect it to be cheesy. Though Neji ISN'T going to be the 'Bad-boy-turned-good', so don't worry. But like in the movie he is rather sad, and when he meets Naruto who's innocent, naïve, caring and funny he realises what he's been missing out on. And is willing to go to great lengths to get it! Thankyou very much for reviewing, it brightens up my day! 

Lost Complex: sniffle Yay! Thankyou for your support, and I will take courage! I am a passionate Sasunaru supporter, so I will make sure to have fun writing. And if you reviewers have any ideas or small requests, I will be happy to oblige. Or try to. Anyway, 'Win a Date with Tad Hamilton was out maybe last year, while not insanely popular it was very good. It had Josh Duhamel, Kate Bosworth and (my favourite cute-nerd guy!) Topher Grace. (Josh is from TV show Las Vegas and Topher from That 70's Show.

Well, here's a new chappie! (Snaps for me for updating so quickly, I'm impressed myself!)

scene: Outside the 'Piggly Wiggly' store. It's rather like Wal-Mart; except its mascot is…you guessed it…Mr. Piggly Wiggly. Who looks suspiciously like Porky Pig from the Looney Tunes except wearing a white cap. Store has a semi full car park and on top of building big neon letters read: ig y Wigg y!

Eeerm…as you can see some letters are out of order temporarily. Our story continues inside this very Piggly Wiggly store where Sakura, Sasuke and Naruto work…

"…may I now congratulate you on yet another Manager of the Month award, Sasuke!" Sasuke shakes the balding man's hand and replied coolly, "It's been an honour as always, thankyou very much." Suddenly he's yanked forward slightly, and the president of Piggly Wiggly gives him an intense look. "So when are we losing you to Richmond, eh Uchiha?" He asks in a serious voice. Sasuke suddenly looks rather tired and nervous at the same time, running a hand through his hair he looks out his office door warily. "Well Sir, I've already received my acceptance letter to Richmond University…but…"

The supermarket-chain owner inwardly raised an eyebrow at the young manager.

What's making this calm and collected lad so anxious, hmmm…?

Then Hell froze over. Was Uchiha Sasuke…blushing?

No! It couldn't be!...that pink highlighting his delicate cheekbones must be some kind of vision…caused by hallucinogenic drugs! Yeah, that's it…

Clearing his throat Sasuke looked everywhere but his boss, "It's more the matter of, ummm…asking someone to…come…with me to Richmond…" Trailing off Sasuke cursed the traitorous flush on his face.

What the…? inward chuckle So someone's captured that cold-hearted boy's heart, huh? But whom…?

Our poor embarrassed Sasuke was about to oh-so-subtly change the subject ("So how about this weather we're having?" or "…Seen any good movies lately?") when a certain blonde blue-eyed foxy boy burst through the door.

"Hey Sasuke! You won't believe but they've just bought in this new flavour of Ramen! RAMEN! And it's-"

Naruto quickly cut off his Ramen tirade when he realised him and Sasuke weren't alone.

Oh damn! Just the person I didn't need to see right now…as always your timing in terrible Naruto…why did I have to fall for you and your hot body, irrepressible nature, positively idiotic grin, did I mention that hot body?

The store owner smothered his laughter behind his handkerchief as he pretended to cough; his question has just been magically answered!

Look at the dreamy look on Uchiha Sauce's face! Who woulda thought, Uzamaki Naruto…But he seems as oblivious as ever…well, better make my escape and leave the two lovebirds alone! Aah, young love…

Clearing his throat Sasuke's boss said his goodbyes and departed, but not before leaning over to whisper in Piggly Wiggly's most successful manager's ear.

"Good Luck!"

So he went, leaving an embarrassed Sasuke and an excited but curious Naruto alone.

Together.

A/N: Mwahahahaha…

Great! I can't get this damn blush off my cheeks, I'm so…obvious!

Lucky for me Naruto is oblivious as they come. Doesn't even know Hinata is in looove with him! She'd better keep her filthy hands off my future boyfriend. That's right, mine not hers!

"Oooh look at me I'm a blushing, stuttering mess and have freaky ugly eyes like that DAMN Neji…hnnn..Neji! Grrrr…

"Uuuh…Sasuke? Are you alright, you look…mad, did I do something!"

Sasuke snapped out of his 'internal monologue' and looked over at his rather distressed best friend.

Gah! Now he thinks I'm mad at him! C'mon Sasuke, your alone with him in your office, it's now or never, dammit!

"N-no, no! There's nothing wrong, but, uummm…now that you're here there's something, well, rather important I'd like to tell you."

Naruto took a step forward to peer at Sasuke's face carefully, causing the pale, dark-eyed boy's face to once again heat up.

"Okay the gig's up. Who are you and what have you done with Uchiha Sasuke?"

If I just leaned forward a tiny bit…No! Bad Sasuke, bad! Keep thoughts clean, clean pure thoughts! Concentrate on the task a head, just breathe…

Stepping back so the blonde bombshell wouldn't be so distracting with his damn gorgeous body and intoxicating scent, Sasuke took a deep breath.

"Naruto, we've been friends, close friends, for a long time now. .:sigh:. And I'm not sure how or when it happened but I know for sure now that I-"

"NARUTO! OH MY GOD, YOU CAN WIN A DATE WITH NEJI!"

Sasuke didn't think he'd hated anyone that much in his life as he hated Sakura at that moment.

An eye twitching, vein throbbing, jaw clenching, and knuckle crunching Sasuke stalked over to the bubble-gum haired check-out chick and uttered one syllable.

"What?"

Barely acknowledging the Glare of Doom™ that was being thrown here way she continued to bounce into the office. "Gee Sasuke; can't you take that stick up your ass out for just one day?"

Sasuke was about to make some witty retort when out of the corner of his eye he say Naruto, on the floor clutching the corner of his desk.

"Naruto…Are you hyperventilating!"

Slowly Naruto (supported by Sasuke's desk) raised himself off the floor, his face concealed by his blonde bangs.

"Sakura…" Naruto asked in a quiet voice, "Did you say…WIN A DATE WITH NEJI!"

Sasuke flinched then quickly blocked his ears, trying to block out the evil twin screech of two rabid Hyuuga Neji fans.

I've never even met the guy and he's already ruining my life…

Sasuke was rendered speechless from a mixture of shock and anger, his moment, their moment had been ruined.

"…so all we have to do is send $100 to this address and we're entered! We could win a date with Hyuuga Neji, can you believe it!" Sakura squealed, "Imagine if you won!"

Naruto thought about those amazing eyes, that amazing hair, that amazing body!

"Sakura, it'd be…it'd be…amazing!"

They both stared dreamily off into the distance, until Naruto was brought back down to earth by the noise of a certain manager of the month bashing his head repeatedly against the wall of his office.

"Ne, Sasuke? Didn't you have something important you wanted to tell me?"

Sasuke looked up from his head-bashing and opened his mouth when-

"Yeah Sasuke, what'd you wanna tell Naruto?" Sakura asked innocently.

Today was so not Sasuke's day.

$$ INSIDE UCHIHA SASUKE'S MIND $$

Sasuke: Well isn't this just dandy, I'm never going to get the nerve to tell him again…I've blown it…

Sasuke's Inner Voice: Now Now Sasuke dear, Que Sera Sera! It mustn't have been the right time to tell him!

Sasuke: Don't you 'Que Sera Sera' me Godammit, fat lot of help you've been!

Sasuke's Inner Voice: Well excuuuuuse me for trying to remain positive!

…Oh honestly, look at yourself! Your arguing with your own mind, you fool!

What we need now is to take a deep breathe, assess the situation, plan, hog-tie Sakura and lock her in our basement, then tell Naruto we love him, okay?

Sasuke: …alright, that doesn't sound half-bad, especially the hog-tying bit…

Sasuke's Inner Voice: This 'Win a Date' crap isn't going to affect us one bit, it's just a small bit of turbulence on an otherwise smooth flight, alright?

Or that's what Sasuke thought until a film crew and a flock of paparazzi turned up on Naruto's door step 2 weeks later…

End chapter 2!

PLEEEEAAASE UPDATE SOOOOOON! Soon I'll be skiing in like a week, but if I get heaps of reviews I'll write like a chapter a day and finish the story so you won't have to wait! If I don't finish before skiing I may lose interest forever…

You don't want that, do you!

Thankyou!