DISCLAIMER: ALL I OWN IS THE CLOTHES ON MY BACK, THE FOOD IN MY STOMACH AND MY PRECIOUS, PRECIOUS LAPTOP…murmers but one day things will be different, oh yes…veeeeerry different…mwahaahaha…
WARNING: THIS IS SLASH, BOYxBOY LUV, NO LIKEY NO READY, CAPICHE?
Make sure you've read the other chapters, and now I'm using the storyline of 'win a date with tad Hamilton'.
There is a really cute slight sasunaru at the end, and gasp could Naruto maybe like Sasuke back! But the poor baby doesn't realize it yet! …will Sasuke confess in time!
I'M GOING SKIING IN 2 DAYS TIME, AND UNLESS IT LOOKS LIKE MY REVIEWERS WILL TRACK MY DOWN AND KILL ME WITH A SNIPER RIFLE I PROBABLY WON'T REALLY CONTINUE, COZ SCHOOL WILL BE BACK ON AND I'LL HAVE TO DO WORK! SO GIVE ME THREATENING REVIEWS IN THE NEXT DAY OR SO, OKAY!
This has got to be one of THE WORST days of my life.
Sasuke stared out of the window with a defeated look as Sakura and Naruto once-again went over the finer points of Hyuuga Neji.
"…And those eyes!"
"What about his hair, and his lips…not to mention I wouldn't mind a piece of that ass!"
"Sakura!"
Sasuke stifled a sob as the two burst out into girlish giggles.
Shoot me.
Sasuke grabbed Naruto's luggage and in a depressed silence began to haul it to where Naruto would be boarding his limo, ignoring the protesting blonde as he tugged on the suitcase.
"Aaargh! I can handle it myself Sasuke! Why do you always treat me like, like, I don't know…a girl! Carrying my bags, Opening doors for me…"
Sasuke whirled around and the whining fair-haired boy 'eeped'.
"Don't you like me doing those things for you?"
Pinned down by Sasuke's severe gaze Naruto felt himself feeling rather small and helpless. "N-no, it's fine…I just-"
"Good." Sasuke interrupted gruffly, and then continued to drag the Suitcase along.
Sakura gave a low whistle and leaned in towards Naruto to whisper: "Who peed in his Cheerios this morning?"
Godamn! I didn't mean to get all mad at him, but how can I be in a good mood when my Naruto is about to be taken away to be molested by some creep with abnormal eyes!
Not to mention Naruto FANCIES that pretty-boy, a few sugar-coated words from the bastard and Naruto will let him do whatever he wants to him!
…Not that I'm jealous or anything, I just don't want Naruto to have his still-beating heart ripped from his chest, torn into pieces than eaten by rabid weasels.
Because THAT is what's going to happen!
Neji'll charm Naruto, take him back to his apartment, SLEEP WITH HIM, then tell him it's over.
Naruto will be crushed, and who's going to have to pick up the pieces?
Me, that's who!
Hyuuga just wants one thing.
Sex.
And if that son of a bitch thinks he can corrupt the pure and innocent Naruto…we'll just see about that! Must warn Naruto-koi…
Meanwhile the bubbly blonde was babbling mindlessly to Sakura, "…and they say that in the limousine I get my own DVD player and choice of DVD…and I can watch it in the car! So cool!"
Sakura gasped in amazement. "Okay, I would like very much to touch intimately the person who thought of that."
Suddenly Naruto's limousine pulled up in all its black, shiny glory, tinted windows, leather interior and all!
The chauffeur stepped out of the car and looked snootily down on the three standing in front of him.
"Are any of you Uzamaki Naruto?"
Naruto stepped forward and chirped happily, "That's me!"
The driver quickly grabbed Naruto's bags from a still-brooding Sasuke.
"I'll put your bags on board, Sir. Please be seated and make yourself at home."
Naruto turned to look at his two friends, and gave a happy/nervous smile. "Well guys, guess I'll see you soon!"
"Sir, please step inside the car now." Called a voice from the limo, and Sakura promptly tackled Naruto.
"THAT'S YOOOOOUUUUU!" Sakura screeched in tears.
"I KNOOOOOOOOOOOW!" Squealed an equally teary Naruto in return.
"GUYS! Guys! …please, my eardrums are in pain, just crank the sound down a bit, at least a few decibels…" Sasuke begged, cringing, as he covered his poor, poor ears.
"Oh Sasuke," Naruto sighed as he pried Sakura off him, turning to look at his gloomy best friend. "Just give me a hug and tell me to have a good time…please?"
Sasuke took one look at a miserable looking Naruto with his big, blue, watery Puppy-dog eyes and immediately felt tremendously guilty for all his brooding.
Why couldn't he ever be more supportive!
Sighing he shuffled forward and pulled a now-ecstatic Naruto into his arms, giving him a tight hug.
"Just, y'know…be careful…" Sasuke said softly as he inhaled the smell of Naruto's hair, before resting his chin on top of Naruto's head. "Okay?"
Naruto took a step back from Sasuke, who let him go reluctantly.
"What do you mean, Sasuke?"
Oh dear…how to explain the concept of: 'You're going on a date with a famous movie star who sleeps with anything on two legs, who won't think twice of having a one-night-stand with you and then never calling you again' to an oblivious and …inexperienced…Naruto…!
"I mean Naruto…this guy is Hyuuga Neji, okay? In his life he's probably slept with…15, maybe 20 men and women!
Spluttering, Naruto turned a rather adorable shade of pink.
"W-what! No way! ... is that even physically possible? … Besides, like he's gonna be interested in me."
Growling in frustration Sasuke ran a hand through his black bangs, how could he protect the chastity of his precious Naruto!
"Okay, look…if at any point in your date he claims that he doesn't really like watching sports, he's just trying to sleep with you."
Naruto scratched the back of his head in confusion, "…Okay…"
"And," Sasuke added, "If he claims to love animals, he's really just trying to sleep with you."
Naruto knitted his eyebrows together in even more confusion, "…Got it…"
Sasuke grabbed Naruto's shoulders and looked right into those beautiful azure colored eyes.
Must get message through, protect Naruto at all costs!
"Guys are Guys Naruto. Rich or poor, famous or…grocers..."
Naruto nodded his head resolutely, still utterly confused, "…Right…guys only want one thing, I understand Sasuke…"
"Just promise me one thing, Naruto…"
Looking about secretively Sasuke leaned in until he and Naruto were practically nose to nose.
Naruto looked deeply into Sasuke's onyx eyes, what did the boy want, why was he leaning in so…close?...
This is it…he has to know…
"…Protect your Carnal Treasure!"
Naruto turned about 56 different shades of red and jumped back about three meters, blocking his ears with his fingers.
"OKAY, Okay Sasuke! I get the idea!"
Blushing slightly himself Sasuke patted the embarrassed blonde on the shoulder awkwardly. "Okay…yeah…y'know…just; guard your carnal treasure…"
Naruto turned to go get into the limo when Sasuke grabbed his arm. "Just one last thing Naruto," Sasuke said, before he self-consciously stuffed a container of Original flavored Pringles into Naruto's arms.
Looking at his feet Sasuke tried to will away the pink staining his cheeks, "Just incase you don't like the food they have in the limo…"
Naruto gave a big goofy grin and resisted the urge to glomp the poor Uchiha, before beginning to blush himself.
Why was it that Sasuke did things like this for him? …and what was this feeling he got whenever it happened? Warm, safe and happy…
Naruto gave one last wave and got into the waiting limousine, and was about to shut the door when:
This'll be the last time I see him for 3 WHOLE days…and he's going on a DATE, with HYUUGA NEJI! The gorgeous, handsome and charming Neji who's a, a, a…man-slut! Aaaah! My precious Naruto-koi, NOOOOO !
"JUST PROTECT YOUR CARNAL TREASURE, NARUTO!"
Face on fire, Naruto hurriedly slammed the door shut with a bang.
Thus began Naruto's journey to the Hyuuga mansion, (which in itself was practically a village) to prepare himself for a date with his movie-star crush, Hyuuga Neji!
I'M GOING SKIING IN 2 DAYS TIME, AND UNLESS IT LOOKS LIKE MY REVIEWERS WILL TRACK MY DOWN AND KILL ME WITH A SNIPER RIFLE I PROBABLY WON'T REALLY CONTINUE, COZ SCHOOL WILL BE BACK ON AND I'LL HAVE TO DO WORK! SO GIVE ME THREATENING REVIEWS IN THE NEXT DAY OR SO, OKAY!