AN: I believe you will find this story hilarious---or at least good---all right so it's gonna stink up the place! Just lay easy on me here it's my first fic. I Own Nothing!
Chapter 1: The 10 Woo Bet It's an average day at the Xiolin Temple. Omi's telling Raimundo how he will teach him, but he'll never be as good as him.
"Hey Omi!" called Raimundo.
"Yes Raimundo?"

"If you're so great, name ten Shen Gong Woo and what they do. The loser has to do the winners chores for a week!"

"Okay! Prepare for me to kick your head!"

"Butt"

"Whenever!"

"(Sigh.) Just do it."

"Mantis Flip Coin: A decorated coin, which allows you to flip like a Mantis."

"Two-Ton Tunic: A brown and gold tunic that when used becomes a 4000 pound set of armor."

"Monkey Staff: A staff with a monkey head carved on the end. The longer you hold it; you will become more and more like a monkey. (Including the Tail.)"

"Fist of Tente Gong: A metal gloves that when used will become a powerful punching fist."

"Crystal Glasses: A set of crystal-lensed glasses, which allow you to see into the future, although it can be tricked by Reversing Mirror."

"Reversing Mirror: A large mirror that reverses the effect of anything that hits it."

"Falcon's Eye: A single gold winged eyeglass that allows you to see through walls and other objects."

"Ring Of Nine Dragons: A ring that allows the wearer to split into up to nine separate forms. However, it also splits the wearer's IQ, Maturity, Skill, Strength, cte."

(AN: Etc.) "Oh."

"Third Arm Sash: A sash that goes round the waist and acts as a third arm."

"Orb of Tornami: A small blue orb that can spray a large amount of water at once."

"Ah ha! You lose Raimundo!"

AN: Hi Folks! TTFN! (Ta Ta For Now!)