PIRATES!
Disclaimer: I do not own all of the weird RANDOM things I mention in the crazy fic. Except nice M-L-T's mutton, lettuce and tomatoes, when the mutton is nice and lean, and the tomatoes ripe, it's so perky, I love that.
"Pirates!" cried Erik jumping franticly into his gondola, "Christine! Pirates!" he called once more. "Don't be an idiot Erik; there are no pirates in the lake."
"You think!" he yelled back. Christine laughed, and walked into the lair. Erik sighed and looked up; no he couldn't be imaging it. Right in front of him stood a tall man, obviously a pirate. He had a hook on his left hand, and a very large hat. And in to middle of the lake sat 'The Jolly Roger.'
'How the heck did that get in here?' Erik thought, 'How the heck did it even fit?'
"You! Emaciated man in the mask!" cried the man with the hook.
"Me?"
"Yes you." Erik walked forward. "I have run out of hostages on never land, and I am here to make you my proud and humble hostage." Erik looked at the pirate. 'No one has ever paid so much attention to me.' Thought Erik, "I'll take it." Erik said while climbing aboard. "Good. I am Captain James Hook, and this is my ship. 'The Jolly Roger."
'What a stupid name'
A/N From now on when you see italics that's Erik talking, sorry for the interruption.
Far away from Erik, aimlessly going on 'The Jolly Roger' without even a fight a boy was babysitting a group of little children, with over sized feet. "And we shall all be happy too, as long as we always remember there's a place called the hundred acre woods, and a bear called 'Winnie the Pooh.'" He closed the book and rubbed his eyes. "More, more!" called all of the hobbit children, for that are what they obviously were. "Look." Said the boy, "I've read you everything from Les-Miserables to Spot!" the children began to walk away weeping. A few sparkling rays appeared. "Blue fairy." The boy said talking to the blue fairy that had just appeared. "When I wished to go to middle earth, I didn't know I would have to baby-sit." The fairy laughed, "Jim Hawkins! What did you expect! All evil has been destroyed, and know Middle Earth is just a happy land where you can giggle with the littlest elf." Jim sighed. "But the books were so cool."
"You sure area a fool." Came a deep Turkish voice. Jim turned; there standing aloft a hilltop was the tallest man Jim had ever seen. "Who are you?" Jim asked, "Boo, hoo." The blue fairy smiled, "This is Fezzick, and he's a Turkish giant from 'The Princess Bride.'"
"I think I read that for school." Jim said looking at Fezzick curiously. "You have been ordered by Elrond of Rivendell to be present at a meeting."
"Why?"
"Pie."
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