Sam's Thoughts

Elvish translations

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"Final count: 42." Legolas stated as he walked up to the Dwarf.

"Forty-two? That's not bad for a pointy-eared Elvish princeling. I myself am sitting pretty on 43." Gimli informed the elf.

Sam looked between the two looking for the reactions from both.

Faster then the other two could see Legolas pulled an arrow and shot it between Gimli's legs into the dead creature that was serving as the Dwarfs seat.

"Forty-three." Legolas stated

"He was already dead."

"He was twitching."

"He was twitching because he's got my axe embedded in his nervous system!"

"Oh both of you stop it. Anyway neither of you won." Sam said as she started to walk away from the bickering pair. "I got 52." She then continued on to help with the injured.

Once again they were on the horses. But this time they were riding to Isengard, home of the White wizard Saruman. Or ex-wizard.

As they rode Legolas told Sam about Saruman and how he was responsible for the Uruk-Hai. She had gotten much better with the horses since she got to Middle Earth. She couldn't gallop yet but she could go up to a canter without falling off.

They were doing a light trot at the moment so she was fine but Gimli, who was behind Legolas, was complaining bitterly about how the horse moved and that his rear had gone num.

"You'll get use to it Master Dwarf. Once you have ridden a horse a few times you'll get use to it." Legolas said.

(A/N well it did for me anyway.)

 "I don't intend to get use to it I will only ride this blasted animal if I have to." The dwarf complained.

"I think they are wonderful creatures." Samantha said, rubbing her mounts neck.

Just then Aragorn came up beside them.

"We're going to stop for awhile so the horses can have a break. There is a clearing up ahead and there is a small river nearby where we can bathe quickly before continuing."

"Good because I desperately need a bath. I smell worst then Colonel O'Neill after he's tried to beat Teal'c at boxing. I really don't know why he even try's. Teal'c knocks him down without even moving." She said, half to herself.

"Well just tell us when you have your bathe you don't want the men to walk in on you." Aragorn said before continuing ahead of them the temporary camp.

When she had eaten and seen to her horse she told Aragorn that she was going to the river.

When there she striped off and got in.

Shit this is freezing. But I stink so it'll have to do.

CRACK

What the hell was that???

She looked around to see what the noise had been made by but only saw trees. But all the same she decided that it was time to rejoin the group.

She waded to the shore and grabbed her lightweight towel that she took on missions with her. It was not big enough to cover anything so she just quickly dried off and pulled on her pants.

Then another twig snapped and see saw one of the tree trunks move.

"No that's just stupid trees don't move." She said to herself as she picked up her bra from where she had put her cloths and weapons.

"I AM NOT A TREE!" came a voice behind her. She whipped around to see two tree trunks that hadn't been behind her before. When she looked up she saw that the two trunks were actually legs of a walking tree. It looked like a willow tree with a face.

The first thing that can into her mind was that it looked like 'Grandmother Willow' from a Disney cartoon that she had watched with Cassandra. But then she realised that this thing wasn't some old magic tree and running would be a good idea but the thing lent down and picked her up before she could.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN FARNGORN??? CUTTING DOWN ARE TREES ARE YOU. ONE OF SARUMANS ORCS."

"What?! I am not an Orc. How dare you even think that? Put me down."

(A/N Treebeard thought that Merry and Pippin were Orcs so why not Sam the Ents don't get around much.)

"NO IF YOU SAY YOU AREN'T AN ORC, I THINK THAT I WILL TAKE YOU TO TREEBEARD HE WILL KNOW WHAT YOU ARE."

"Put me down. LEGOLAS! ARAGORN! GIMLI!"

Not only those 3 but the whole group that she had been travelling with came running into the clearing.

"Tell this over grown shrub to put me down." Sam yelled at them.

"Why hello Treeo (A/N yes lame but I couldn't think of a name, insert your own if you want.) how are you today?" Gandalf asked the Ent.

"HELLO YOUNG WIZARD I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU FOR AWHILE."

"No I haven't been in your neck of the woods for awhile."

"Gandalf, as much as you may be enjoying this conversion I would prefer not to continue to display my cleavage to everyman on Middle Earth. Please tell this over grown piece of wood to put me down." Sam told him through clenched teeth.

"Yes yes. Treeo would you mind putting her down I can assure you that she won't harm any of your trees."

"WELL IF YOU'RE SURE GANDALF I WILL TRUST YOUR JUDGEMENT."

Treeo out Sam down who quickly ran over to Legolas, who handed her his cloak to hide her half naked body from the wandering eyes of the other men.

"We were just on our way to see Treebeard do you know where he is?" Gandalf asked continuing his conversation with the Ent.

"OH YES HE IS UP AT ISENGARD MAKING SURE THAT SARUMAN DOESN'T LEAVE. WE MUST MAKE HIM PAY FOR ALL THE TREE THAT HE MURDERED FOR HIS WEAPON MAKING."

"Thank Treeo I may see you later, but now we must be going. Farewell."

Sam grabbed the rest of her cloths and pulled them back on before collecting her weapons and following the other back to the horse.

Sam spent the rest of the ride to Isengard glaring at any of the men that so much as looked at her for longer then necessary and she was very glad when the voices of two rather loud Hobbit came into hearing range.

Merry and Pippin were sitting on the broken walls of Isengard, smoking and eating.

"I feel like I'm back at the Green Dragon after a hard day's work." Pippin stated.

"Only, you've never done a hard day's work." Merry said sending both into laughter.

As they approached they spotted that group of men coming towards them. Merry stood up on the wall.

"Welcome my lords, to Isengard."

"You young rascals! A merry hunt you've led us on, and now we find you feasting and, and smoking!" Gimli complained.

"We are sitting on a field of victory, enjoying a few well-earned comforts. The salted pork is particularly good." Pippin defended sounding rather tipsy.

"Salted pork?" Gimli asked.

"Hobbits." Gandalf said rolling his eyes.

"We're under orders from Treebeard who has taken over management of Isengard." Merry told them.

"Yes well you can make yourselves useful and take us to Treebeard. Come on." Gandalf said obviously annoyed with the Hobbits behaviour.

So Aragorn pulled Pippin up onto his horse while Sam took Merry, grateful for the distraction from the men's stares.

"Hm, young Master Gandalf, I'm glad you've come. Wood and water, stock and stone I can master. But there is a wizard to manage here -- locked in his tower." treebeard said as they approached him.

"There Saruman must remain, under your guard, Treebeard." Gandalf told the Ent.

"Well, let's just have his head and be done with it." Gimli complained.

"No, he is no more power anymore."

"The filth of Saruman is washing away. Trees will come back to live here."

As Treebeard was talking Pippin saw something in the water and jumped down to investigate.

"Young trees, wild trees."

"Pippin!" Aragorn called trying to get the Hobbit to comeback.

But Pippin seemed to be determined to look at what was in the water. When he picked it up Sam saw that I was just a bowling ball, but then she was sure that there wouldn't be such thing as bowling on Middle Earth.

"Bless my bark!"

"Peregrin Took, I'll take that my lad." Gandalf said riding over to the young Hobbit.

Pippin hesitated looking from Gandalf to the bowling ball.

"Quickly now." Gandalf urged Pippin before wraping it up in his cloak, Sam noticed that he took great care not to touch the Palantir.

AUTHOR'S NOTE

Ok here's the thing. I don't know how to end this fic so I want your opinion ok. The end is along way off but I like to know what is going to happen at the end of the fic while I write it.

Anyway I have a few ideas. Here they are:

1) SG-1 come to Middle Earth and wander around till they come to Gondor. There Aragorn recognises the symbol of the SGC that Sam was wearing when they found her and calls her.

2) The SGC start up a research operation in Mordor and are found by Gondorians searching for the Stargate for Sam.

There are the research team and SG-1 there and one member of SG-1 is taken prisoner as well as some scientists (One of which could is the annoying guy that is always fantasising about Sam). They are taken to Gondor and put in prison. Sam and Legolas come and visit with there kid/s and Sam recognises one of them.

3) Sam visits the SGC when the Gate is found. She intends to go alone but her daughter runs into the gate after her.

Anyway if you like any of these or have any other ideas plz tell me in reviews I'm a bit stuck. I will put this at the end of each chapter till I have decided thanks

JediBant