AN: Hi People! To Shen Gong Warrior: Take it easy on me, this is my first fic. And, The Fist of Tebegong is made of magic metal, but it is not meant to be armor. The Two-Ton Tunic is meant to be armor though.

Chapter 3: Omi VS Wuya!

Hi, This story now has a narrator! Which is me! I talk in Italic!

We join the Xiolin warriors as they wait for the story to begin.

"Could you hurry it up! We're 2 minutes in already!"

Chancewinner is going as fast as he can Raimundo.

"Oh kids," says Dojo, " Jack and Wuya should be here right... Now!

"We're here!"

Story Begins.

"Jackbots, ATTACK!"

"Here we go!"

"DRAGON X KUMAE FORMATION!"

"Tsunami Strike Water!"

"Tomari Flip Fire!"

"Typhoon Boom Wind!"

"Seismic Kick Earth!"

BANG! BASH! BOOM! KONK! WHACK! ETC!

"Omi, get the Bandage!"

Omi looks at tall mountain, sees Bandage of Young.

"Mantis Flip Coin!"

Omi flips to the mountain's peak and grabs Bandage at the same time as Wuya.

"Wuya! I challenge you to a Xiolin Showdown! My Mantis flip coin versus your... your... um, what Shen Gong do you have?"

"None. See, no hands."

"Um okay then, no Shen Gong Woo. But the challenge is, listing Shen Gong Woo! The one to list the name and effect of 3 Shen Gong Woo first wins! Xiolin Showdown!"

Showdown begins Bandage of Young shape-shifts into a picture of the Tai-Chi Lantern, and Jeopardy style buzzers appear in front of Omi and Wuya.

"Hey, if I have no hands, how do I press the buzzer!"

"Just say beep when you have an answer then."

"Yes, yes alright."

Both: "GONG YEI TAPEI!"

Tick tock tick tock...

Wuya: "The Tai-Chi Lantern: Combines the users chi with all who are illuminated by the lanterns glow!"

Ding! Ding! Ding! Xiolin: 0 Heylin: 1

Picture turns into the Tangle-Web Comb

Tick tock tick tock...

Omi: "The Tangle-Web Comb: Sends out a stream of binding rope, but absolute focus is needed or it will rebound on you!"

Ding! Ding! Ding! Xiolin: 1 Heylin: 1

Picture turns into the Sands of Time.

Tick tock...

Omi: "Sands of Time:A magic hourglass that allows you to travel through time.

Ding! Ding! Ding! 2-1 for Xiolin

Picture turns into Monsune Sandals.

Wuya: "The Monsune Sandals: Magic wooden sandals that make your legs extremely long!"

2-2 Tied.

Picture turns into Topaz Dagger.

Omi: "But we do not know that one, Chancewinner made it up."

Just follow the script Omi; follow the script.

"Okay!"

Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock...

Wuya: "The Thorn of Thunderbolt: Sends out a large lightning bolt at enemies!"

Err! Err! Err! 2-2 Tied

Tickity Tockity Tickity Tockity...

Omi: "Um... to me it looks like a Topaz Dagger that cuts through everything?" (AN: This he says very hopefully.)

DING! DING! DING! XIOLIN: 3 HEYLIN: 2!

Showdown ends. Picture turns back into Bandage of Young, which appears in Omi's hands.

"Yahoo! Go Omi!"

"Ha Ha! You have been defeated Wuya!"

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"Ha! After all these times of calling me an idiot, it turns out you're just as lame as I am! Wait, that didn't come out right."

"Oh Hush! I'll get it next time!"

The most long and anticipated

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